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Ohhhhh my god you're gay AND conservative? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
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so two of your friends hooked up?
Just found out my friend fucked this guy I’ve been talking to for a year. Surviving gay culture is brutal sheeeesh
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@herandrews
keep this up helen, you're doing great. no one will think you're weird for bringing up 19th century phrenology and gender essentialism
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so at pride i ran into a guy i used to be madly in love with at age 24 that i did not think would give me the time of day and as we were chatting he was like "i used to have the biggest crush on you" 🥴🥴🥴 so i think lesson here is - always shoot your shot
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waiting until the THIRD date to tell me you already have a boyfriend is psycho behaviour....like what the fuck?
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Being gay in New York:
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Gym $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my throuple is dying
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@ghelt
@wizardartturi
you know what's even funnier is that you have "human rights" in your bio as a former CIA analyst LMAO
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listen, if you're looking for a 6'3 250 lbs white guy with a beard - i'm right here
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i really don't wanna start discourse, but "we're open" isn't like a magic phrase that releases you from all obligations towards other human beings.
waiting until the THIRD date to tell me you already have a boyfriend is psycho behaviour....like what the fuck?
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not my strongest feature …
This is as slutty as it gets
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Been a while since i did one of these but
Can everyone show me their hottest moustache pic plz? K thx
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@alchemizeme
"a guy i've been talking to" is not someone you're dating, if they were dating he would have said that?
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@justinboldaji
i considered that too but nah, if you were on gear you'd see a lot of that fat being converted to muscle even without lifting. he does have the gut though!
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@itsmeyourboyjc
there's approximately 20x more straight people than gay so that's hardly surprising? i think most people are reacting to the idea that "talking to" gives you some kind of exclusive rights to that person (it's not even clear the friend was aware that they were talking)
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@hansmollman
The guy from Pearl Jam’s Last Kiss who crashed his car killing his fiancé, and then blamed God for it
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@SpencerHakimian
@ForecasterEnten
Sarah Palin was incredibly popular at first! She boosted McCain to his only lead over Obama in the polls after the convention
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@RufusTSuperfly
this whole finale which is almost entirely wordless for like 9 minutes is fucking incredible. pure cinema
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ok fine
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oomf asked what I look like clean shaven so I had to dig deep into the archives
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@seandoherty
I haven't seen the new one, but The Pope's Exorcist is a genuine delight and Crowe in particular is wonderful in it....he's kind of channelling Orson Welles
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@Srirachachau
"I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich - withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino" rattles around in my brain constnatly
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Idk, you can't really fuck this one
A new ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.
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that's the best part of being 6'3....you don't have to be interesting you can just be tall
“i’m 6’3 btw” “i’m a top btw” okay but are u an interesting person?
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If you want a guy who looks like this, hit me up
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it's to protect the athletes from being outed against their will, how hard is this to understand?
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@Srirachachau
when Liz's mom is talking about her affair with Buzz Aldrin she goes "I was already 26, an old maid."
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Just to be clear, I don’t think there’s anything wrong per se with wanting to date while you’re in a relationship. But you do have to let the other person know your situation before you embark on something like that
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my biggest flex is that this guy used to follow me on Instagram, and we used to exchange DMs about injury recovery
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@Srirachachau
I disagree. The Swedish movie isn't quite as skilled visually, but Fincher loses all sense of place - the story is quintessentially Swedish, but his could have taken place anywhere. And Rooney Mara is not as good as Noomi Rapace as LIsbeth, she pushes her too far into feeling
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me looking at my fridge at 2AM trying to decide on a little snacky snack:
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i ran into an old friend at the queer warehouse rave on saturday, and this cute 25yo kid asked us "how did you guys meet" and we were like "on ICQ" and i could see his brain matter visibly leaking out of his hears
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Cruising
Take out The Godfather… what is Al Pacino’s best movie?
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Colton and I went out together Saturday night (he’s dating one of my friends), and he’s basically a cuddly care bear who used magic to appear as a 6’3 muscle god
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Left the final pride event last husky after by after cracking my head open and gushing blood all over the floor… my most iconic exit yet
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BREAKING: Biden says he will consider dropping out of the race if a 'medical condition' was diagnosed by doctors
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