Reality By Ashley
@RealityByAshley
Followers
9K
Following
115K
Media
7K
Statuses
59K
Writer for @Starcasm ✍🏼 Stan of Lisa Barlow’s 44oz Diet Coke easy ice with lemon 🍋❄️ Imagine hating me and I’m just at home watching Southern Charm
Minneapolis, MN
Joined January 2018
If you’re one of the 300 women Shep has “allegedly” slept with, you may be entitled to compensation. Please call Craig Conover attorney at law and mention this post #southerncharm
163
201
3K
@ROBCRAVEE It’s really crazy people are saying you shouldn’t call 11 year olds annoying when they’re easily the most objectively annoying subgroup of people. Like it’s not that serious.
110
374
32K
@cuntyterrorist Shout out to anyone who made their free duffle bag after $75 from Victoria Secret their entire personality don’t let this man shame you.
19
115
12K
@dom_lucre You’ve been watching too much bridgerton because they’re no where near about to kiss lol.
64
64
11K
@jiggyjayy2 I pretend their partners allow them to hook up once a year for creative purposes.
22
56
7K
Lauren Conrad if she hadn’t been obsessed with a teenage alcoholic #TheHills.
WE ARE GOING TO PARIS.
63
742
6K
@KamalaHQ “I don’t think she understands there’s a whole lot of women out here who are not aspiring to be humble”. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😭😭.
39
162
5K
four dumb btches telling eachother exactlyyyy.
31
217
5K
@ndrew_lawrence “What if we had white guys for nazism”. Iol have I got some good news for this dude.
28
73
4K
NAME someone you know would make a GREAT HOUSEWIFE who isn’t one yet. My answer is always LEAH REMINI
232
132
4K
JUAN DIXON IS 6’3?? I know he’s a baller but he’s always given major 5’10 vibes imo?? #rhop
61
162
4K
This woman is the queen of Bravo and when she marries the king of Bravo their reign will be unprecedented #SummerHouse
68
132
4K
Hot take - I never know what any of these numbers mean. I just nod and say “hmm.”.
73
139
3K
People debate whether housewives kids are on/off the table but you’ll never hear anyone complain about Gizelle’s girls #RHOP
98
96
3K
Take me back to when teenage alcoholics who looked like this were FOUGHT over
Without Googling, who is the most iconic Jason of all time?.
18
259
3K
Can you just Ozempy for like 3 weeks to lose 11 lbs and then stop, asking for a friend
127
102
3K
Coming in hot. I think this one has serious old school housewife vibes and the potential to go the distance. #rhoslc
92
78
3K
Remember when Colton was The Bachelor but then panicked and told everyone he was gay and then had a different reality show about it no one watched and then immediately married an old guy?. I just wouldn’t be surprised if…
93
36
3K
@kirkpate @Frankie_Cas Wait isn’t the whole point she wants to look more like an adult and then she leaves with a stuffed animal anyway?.
12
7
2K
@CatholicAwesome So, yes, for sure, but I think she’s upset cuz she knows she’s gonna have to get pregnant again. If it was a boy she’d 100% be done.
67
19
2K
@PopCrave If the same woman keeps getting “awful interviews,” maybe it’s the interviewer, I’m just saying… she doesn’t seem to be natural she just asks awkward robotic questions and then gets upset when they’re awkward back…….
15
41
2K
Madison is amazing on #SouthernCharm because she’s both hero and villain. Men want her, women want to be her, and both fear her. Plus somehow she only has to see her perfect rich husband like 3 days a week. Goal. Dream. Icon.
60
65
2K
Their agreed upon friendship hierarchy is Shep, Craig, Austen. Shep thinks he’s in charge of Craig, Craig thinks he’s in charge of Austen and Austen and Craig think together they’re in charge of Shep. Fascinating. #SouthernCharm
53
57
2K
I think the craziest twist from this season of #SummerHouse is that being anti-Lindsay doesn’t necessarily make you pro-Carl
40
54
2K
I can’t handle Kim K. slander, this woman is crossing the aisle and doing work no one is willing to do to make a huge difference to prison reform. #TheKardashians
17
60
417
Candace yelling “WHERE IS YO PIMP??” and Mia twirling around yelling back “Pimp, where you at? The ho is here” is SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fully entertained #RHOP.
39
128
2K
Jax is blaming vaccines for his sons developmental delays during Autism Acceptance month in case you needed another reason to hate him #PumpRules
174
76
2K
I’m convinced JT saw the guys filming one night and buddied up to them, playing the long game for 4 years in order to make it on camera - and now he’s spilling as much tea as he can for screen time. Calculated. #southerncharm
132
34
2K
@fiImgal I mean good for her but I’m assuming she’s like 21? And she looks 36? So maybe just get extra sleep and throw in a few laughs with friends.
28
13
2K
I love the sociology of reality tv so much. A professor on #ShinyHappyPeople pointed out that the Kardashians and the Duggars both perform gender roles and it’s so fascinating to think of that on a spectrum.
19
163
2K
@keepitupyaee_ One of the best financial realizations I’ve ever made is at this age they’d rather just play with the box it came in.
2
22
2K
I live for housewives who troll their haters. It really connects the online world to the real world #RHOSLC
23
56
2K
I have to give credit where it’s due - when everyone was wondering what was going on and Heather climbs out of the van and asks Homeland Security directly it’s amazing lmao #rhoslc.
33
51
2K
I’m really sad Askale isn’t coming back. She brought much needed fashion and youth to #RHOP. If there’s a new new person I hope she does the same.
92
75
1K
Even though they’re all deeply flawed Peter Pan boys, I think the male casting on #SouthernCharm has always been stronger than the female casting (minus Madison)
73
26
2K
West at a wedding. Is it giving Bravo’s new it-boy or “omg what did we do to this man’s ego in 3 months?” Idk. #SummerHouse
186
17
1K
Leah Remini would make the perfect housewife. Her husband and family are cute like Kyle’s, she’s got religious (Scientology) baggage like the Salt Lake crew, her net worth is equal to LuAnn, she’s starting to lose her marbles on daytime talk shows and she has THE BEST GLAM
113
38
1K
is anyone else nervous that this woman is gonna come back with head to toe plastic surgery calling it a ‘second season glow up’? #RHOP
137
47
1K
@demarco_82 It really was a fun time, I had a pizza party for Obama 2 and he actually won while we were eating . like….
5
6
1K
“The show won’t work without Mary”.“The show won’t work without Jen”.“The show won’t work without Monica” . STOP THIS THE SHOW WORKS NO MATTER WHAT #RHOSLC
123
116
1K
50
53
1K
Ppl who think Paige & Craig won’t work out say it’s bcuz she’ll never move to Charleston but if you’re paying attention to Craig rn he is talking about how much more he loves NY than he ever expected. Charleston never had to be end game. #SouthernCharm
97
15
1K
@aaaa_nnn_aaaa The 2nd guy on the left in the blue apron is the only one that even remotely looks like him lol I wish Minneapolis would do one of these.
8
0
1K
My husband calls my reality shows “people going out to eat to fight” - accurate
14
45
1K
Smart, gorgeous, witty kids like this don’t happen on accident. We know it’s not from their father. #RHOP
49
41
1K
I have never once met a person named Bronwyn/Braunwyn in real life let alone 2 with 2 different spellings like #RHOSLC
33
25
1K
One of my #90dayfiance obsessions is when couples start to fight so they change their intro cards to them in frosty poses
37
62
1K
The best feeling in the world is reading tweets from people “coming around to Paige” Welcome home! #SummerHouse
56
40
1K
Call me old school but if I became a Housewife the FIRST things I would do are get unrecognizable amounts of cosmetic surgery and ask Andy Cohen if it’s snowing
18
69
1K
@BehizyTweets @mscott_1 Funny you have to “dig” like a coal miner and for dirt on the other guy you just have to simply open your eyes.
40
34
1K
@PopBase OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. He’s amazing. This is done, 16 years of prosperity: predicting it now.
15
6
1K
@SydDivineTarot Capricorn for even finding this info out in the first place, was she searching the records? Lol.
8
6
1K
@JamesSurowiecki Imagine being cryogenically frozen in 2002, being thawed out today and reading this tweet.
12
4
1K
I flip flop btwn rooting for them and hoping they free each other asap #SummerHouse
In light of all the bravo divorces/separations recently, who’s a couple that’s still together but you wish they weren’t? I’ll go first #RHONJ #RHOM
37
19
986
Madison LeCroy, obviously #SouthernCharm
Name a non-Housewives Bravoleb who would thrive on Real Housewives.
25
29
988