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why must a tweet be “good” ? is it not enough to tweet
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employer: can you explain this gap in your CV
me: yes. you see, it was then that i carried you
employer:
employer: i don't think,
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my buddy: I don't know man, it just feels like i'm losing her. And everything I do makes it worse
me (easily influenced, currently reading a book about Asian land reform): perhaps we might take inspiration from the bureaucrats of the Meiji Restoration here ..
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no babe i am genuinely really impressed by how quickly you've mastered an unfamiliar metro system. everyone's been saying how good a job you've done in memorising the end-of-line stations
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hey man, sorry to hear about the breakup. it was probably something to do with the small but significant character defects that, taken together, leave you fundamentally unworthy of love. let me know if you feel up for a pint sometime soon x
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men in 1974: I know the perfect drill bit for this situation.
men in 2024: i know the perfect dril bit for this situation
starting to see the problem here ?
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sorry to hear you feel like you're regressing at your parents over christmas. i'm actually pushing forward the frontier of human knowledge, drafting devastating cultural criticism and generating vast shareholder returns. but i guess we're all trying our best ?
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you're being chased by Rory Stewart, he wants to debate you. you jump in a taxi and escape. you breathe a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's Rory Stewart
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yeah man you gotta check out my favourite app. it pretty reliably drives people insane if they go on it too much and half the users are far right. me and my friends hang out there and we do riffs sometimes
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rt 🔐
Josh: god I love the queen
ricey:
cheeks:
Gibbo: listen mate
Gibbo: are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now?
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it's 2018. George Osborne runs a major newspaper. Nick Clegg owns all your data. Ed Balls is a national television celebrity. David Cameron owns a shed
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if I were antonio gramsci I would simply not have been illegally imprisoned by the world's first fascist state
@ProfTimBale
@simonjhix
Reminder: Gramsci died in detention. While his writings were interesting, I could never quite understand why his strategy held such attraction? Didn't exactly work, did it?
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me: despite the criticism and the cliches, there's still a certain magic to Harry Potter, a nostal-
*JK Rowling kicks down the door*
her: wizards traditionally shit on the floor
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Rory Stewart is in your kitchen for the next hour if you want to chat about Brexit
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MPs applying for Oxbridge vs MPs applying for love island :/
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why does Boris Johnson, the largest leadership candidate, not simply eat the other candidates
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how does flora gill's boyfriend feel about his dick being the humanising comic prop for the former home secretary's post-Windrush rehabilitation
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ladies if he:
- never texts back
- never apologises
- cannot be brought down by small arms fire
- stampedes at your small kids
he's not your man. he's 30-50 feral hogs
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the finest minds of the UK are losing sleep over deepfakes, while the public weighs up the possibility that a man named Gibbo, has told his friends Burnsy, Morty and Cheeks in the "Old Times" chat, where the chat pic is a dick, inside information on the death of the head of state
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oh fuck they just updated the MRP
con: 126 (-183)
labour: 95: (- 154)
lib dem: 7 (-5)
Gibbo, Morty, Ricey, Josh, Burnsy and Cheeks : 430 (+430)
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woah big shifts in the latest MRP projection
con: 156 (-163)
labour: 124: (-133)
lib dem: 43 (+31)
rats driving cars: 330 (+329)
no you can't see the data
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[giving advice]
them: I'm worried my partner is going to leave me
me, a Blue Labour MP: have you considered racism
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Proliferation of Pret a Manger vs Leave/Remain
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if one year ago you had told me Prime Minister Boris Johnson had contracted coronavirus, i would have said, "what is coronavirus"
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sorry champ, looks like Disneyland Paris is off. my country needs me to quote tweet Robert Peston with 🤯 for nine likes
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i do NOT want to reopen the Outlook items i had open from my last session. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) ah what the hell. lets see those draft emails, computer
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houseparty putting a million dollar bounty on the head of the zoom comms officer was not how i expected this week to go
We are investigating indications that the recent hacking rumors were spread by a paid commercial smear campaign to harm Houseparty. We are offering a $1,000,000 bounty for the first individual to provide proof of such a campaign to bounty
@houseparty
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wow this is in the process of blowing up. if you feel financially able, donate to BLM orgs and UK groups like Inquest that work to provide accountability for state-related deaths
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me: when I was your age there was a Big Sainsbury's. thousands would congregate, to peruse twenty fully stocked aisles. there was a cheese counter
grandson: his mind is clearly degraded. that cannot be true. the old man is dying
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in a way, aren't we all Ken Livingstone, foot trapped in the door of a train of the city we used to run
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another day in the north, surrounded by rabid Atlanticists. critique Kissinger in a local pub here and don't expect to leave with your teeth
Corbyn's boycott of the State banquet will go down a storm among middle-class, liberal Londoners. Among working-class northerners, not so much.
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i love drinking three beers in the sun and saying some shit like "London .. the city of a thousand stories"
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why's he running like he's cut his losses and pocketed the silverware this is killing me
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for the rest of the campaign Johnson should be pursued for this interview. Marr peels off his face to reveal Andrew Neil. he knocks on a door? Andrew Neil answers. he gets in a taxi to escape? the driver turns around, it's Andrew Neil
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Rory Stewart has exploded the entire leadership field with his whimsical opium anecdote. 4d chessmaster
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very interesting. a good friend of mine is a senior nursing sister at Yougov,
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prime minister lisa nandy, forcibly dividing London into a thousand towns
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lot of people taking this opportunity to tell me they're fundamentally unworthy of love. i'm not really sure what to do with that but wishing the best of luck with it all
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her: come over
me: I can't I'm a mattress
her: I'm also made out of foam
me:
Majestic mattress flight at Denver’s 'open air bed' cinema gone wrong. Quite a sight.
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oh i know that person. yeah we actually went to UK politics 2016-2019 twitter together
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quarantine? hm no worries i will simply retreat to my rich inner world
my rich inner world:
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rory stewart telling you that mum says its his turn on the xbox
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(breaking two minute silence on second date) so theres this video of Serge Gainsbourg and a bunch of French children smoking
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doing a Guardian blind date and spending the entire evening ensuring my version of events aligns exactly with hers, tanking the date but impressing the wider readership with my perception and emotional intelligence
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(spins wheel) farners should pay a transaction charge of 1p to use (rolls octagonal dice) Airbnb to heal the (throws dart blindfolded) bleaching of the coral reefs
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question time but it's an audience of a hundred MPs rinsing five members of the public
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tragic : the worst people you know have unionised
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picture this. it's a beautiful day in the park. all your friends are here. everyone has shoulder length hair. a bluetooth speaker plays summer girl by Haim. chris whitty cracks open a cold one, and tosses you another. you grin. it's June 2020, and everything has turned out okay
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the academic beef needs to escalate. let's have Ash Sarkar eviscerating James O'Brien's GCSE woodwork. let's see Rowling slating Owen Jones' year 8 analysis of Carol Ann Duffy
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MPs debating the education shortage vs MPs debating the banana shortage. do you see how fucked this is
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next thursday we are open mouth kissing our neighbors for the NHS
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the best times on twitter are when we all come together to kick a joke to death
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I see your centrist dad is taking the divorce well
Meet the man writing 'Stop Brexit' across Europe with a van and GPS tracker
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get the BBC license fee detector vans down to Gatwick
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the election, or as I like to think of it, the national vibe check
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these graphics are intentionally awful btw. getting rinsed via quote tweet is the entire point
We’ve all had enough of Labour’s dither and delay, MPs must vote to
#GetBrexitDone
on October 31.
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First day of my new job as People's Vote Head of HR, wish me luck!
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the llandudno goats have seized conwy castle and are preparing to march on chester
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RT🔒: one of the nice things about having a column in the spectator is that i get a chance to reply to all the smears and lies published about me. which brings me to my beautiful house, with my libellous wife, and me asking myself "well, how did i get here?"
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this person had 300 followers last week, what on earth are the justifications for immediately giving them this kind of platform
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Tfw you step back in to see how your innovative social media campaign is going
#WalkersWave
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me, down on one knee: i mean no worries if not lmao
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optician: how many fingers am I holding up
Steve Baker: 48
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this would be a serious electoral faux pas from the lib dems
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when the quarantine is over there will be only two types of man: buzzcut, and indie-rock fivepiece member
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this is great. maybe contributions could vary in line with ability to pay, perhaps linked to income,
Public urged to raise £5m for NHS staff with One Million Claps appeal
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feel this crisis is proving once and for all Britain's historical avoidance of a police state is absolutely nothing to do with national character
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lib dems be like,, this is my emotional support barchart
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politician taken aback by existence of politics
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lovely to see the left, centrists, liberals and the moderate right coming together to rinse Turning Point UK
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thinking about how the lib dems spent five years defunding the police in government and yet get absolutely no credit from the left for it
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the sole achievement of the "scrap HS2, invest in the north" crowd is gonna be a high speed rail that stops in Birmingham
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imagine if this was the only surviving documentary evidence of the 2019 election
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her: you don't have to turn everything into a joke
me in my head: this is going to make a great dialogue premise
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quitting his job to work on his twitter, an inspiration
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I don't even remember what the joke was supposed to be here I'm so sorry
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