The Yard
@TheYard
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Hosted by @ludwigahgren @falco @slime_machine @aidencalvin
Joined April 2021
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THURSDAY. Hank Green (allegedly wearing a diaper) joins us for our greatest episode yet.
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lmao imagine we broke into @Atrioc's house while he wasn't home and turned all the lights off and hid until he came home and then waited until he felt safe in his own home with his dog and wife and then we acted like home intruders to scare him then did the pod in his backyard.
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IT HAS BEEN DECIDED. for the punishment of failing to stop being a hater for 6 months, slime will get a semi-permanent hairpiece as close as possible to ludwig's current hair. thanks to everyone who submitted their ideas. if you'd like to see our thought process, new ep is out
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Thanks to everyone for watching Season 1 of The Yard. We are really grateful for the opportunity, and hope you’ve enjoyed everything so far ❤️🔥. With that, see everyone this Thursday!🐒
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hey we did a thing with @OfflineTV on their channel . no spoilers but one of us get their toes sucked . link in replies
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it finally happened. please leave a comment of remembrance for our friend
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we would rock your world if you let us.
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gotchu bro
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Riot Games has you trapped in a Mind Cube. A cube, for your mind. Full exposé available to watch now, on YouTube (Link in Replies)
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We said we would wax all the hair off Slime’s body if we hit 20,000 Patreon members…. well….here ya go 🐥
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the yard is THREE YEARS OLD today which means it’s old enough to drink a grog. if you still listen after all this time you are a superstar 💫 . if you quit listening for whatever reason blow your shit off smoove ‼️. either way, thank YOU 🫵
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OVER $450,000 RAISED FOR LA WILDFIRE RELIEF ❤️❤️❤️. THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE
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We ranked every dude you will ever meet. Full episode out on YouTube tomorrow.
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Aiden just walked in the room and started pissing on the floor, as a bit . Literally no one tell QT this is the most unhinged thing he has ever done
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we hit 100k and are matching the next 25k and the josh brolin will match that and we’re like 2/3rd through the songs im homre
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guys please stop asking Dude Perfect to build a full scale Egyptian pyramid on our behalf.
@craighawley16 Why’s everyone asking us to do this? 😂.
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.@RealChalamet Does the press tour stop in The Yard perchance? 😅.
Timothée Chalamet shares on Theo Von’s podcast that he will spend the holidays with his family after the ‘A Complete Unknown’ press tour:. “Be with my family, be with my new little niece”.🤍.
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Unfortunately @TeamYouTube has Demonetized our last 5 episodes (all of which get re-monetized upon human review). So tomorrow, we take matters into our own hands. 😈
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we are almost at 300k youtube subs if we hit it by next week aiden will eat 50 hot dogs on camera, one by one, uninterrupted, without commentary.
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listen youtube has cracked down on demonetizing and for the past 20 eps we’ve had to censor swearing from the first 3 minutes, we also had to take out a part about mailing a lucky viewer joe biden’s skeleton bc apparently that broke a “federal law”. sorry its annoying blame aiden.
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welt you guy, it’s finally happening. if the newest ep of the pod gets more views on youtube than the trash taste ep aiden will be officially off the podcast, as well as fired from his job at mogul moves. make your choice .
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for the last episode of the year, ludwig convinced his stepdad peter to be a guest on the show. unfortunately for slime, the reviews are in
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Click a movie on Disney+, automatically watch it with us. 😎. Our new chrome extension is now live in the Patreon! 🔥
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due to an unforeseen catastrophe, eight minutes of footage was lost during this week’s episode. we used a danerous, experimental AI to fill in the lost video with unbelievable results
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he’s been dodging it long enough. reply with a photoshop of slime’s next hairstyle, we will review on the next podcast episode and the winner will be what he wears as a toupee for a month
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guys im not gonna fuck with you. we forgot about halloween on the one time the episode actually airs on the day. luckily our LOVELY guest wore what looks like the donnie darko skeleton shirt. POST YOUR COSTUME BELOW AND WE WILL REVIEW THEM NEXT EP TO CROWN A HALLOWEEN WINNER 🎃
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73 episodes . comic strips and behind the scenes. excerpts on each episode, written by all four of us + zipper. because inside every gooncave, is a coffee table with a damn good read. April 📖👀
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we did a thing (hung out with a prison colonist). wait till you guys hear about meat raffles
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hey uh. william osman was on the show this week. that’s it. that’s all that went down. definitely nothing else. check it out.
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sorry everyone youtube upload is a lil late please enjoy this picture of a random asshole realizing that all his apes have dropped to 0 eth
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anyone know of a 4 bedroom spot in LA with a backyard?. cops killed my cartel monkey in cold blood, evicted us, that whole thing. You know how it goes.
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takin a peej to florida, bet our pilot 20 bucks he couldnt do it in a straight shot
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@banter @falco @aidencalvin @LudwigAhgren @sapnap @KarlJacobs_ @GeorgeNotFound uhh . The Yard x Banter sounds a little cleaner no?.
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unfortunately the peter episode has been age restricted on youtube, we think this might be why
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The winner of the Patreon tattoo bracket is Garfield with the Big Cap 💯. Nick has to get this tattooed on his body. It was a riveting match, handshakes all around.
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looks like we didn’t get nominated for best pod…?. we at the yard are strong believers in voting fraud and this is a prime example.
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SORRY EVERYONE the video episode is late today but in the meantime you can throw on an old one for the whole family, perhaps episode 48? 🦃 🏈 🇺🇸
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if u want the REAL SCOOP from the guy who got ANGLED by poker pro PHILLIP HELMUTH DOT COM make sure to check out THE YARD PODCAST . 🎤 audio on wednesday .📺 video on thursday .🏌️♂️ piping ur mom on friday
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OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE ☎️. THE LONG AWAITED VIDEO EPISODE OF SLIME GETTING HAIR. THE BALLAD OF TONY STAR
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don’t worry babe @hankgreen explaining the terrifying nuance of existence isn’t real he can’t hurt you. hank green:
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We told our Patreon at 10,000 members we would let them choose Nick’s next tattoo…. (that was a god damn mistake)
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Sunday, October 9th. We may not fix it, but we’ll sure as hell try. 🚘🔧. All items available early (Thursday) to Patreon members.
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hey everyone! we released our last Patreon episode FOR FREE on YouTube! Go check it out!. here's a cool clip!
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i asked for a pic from one of the guys for the tweet today and they all ghosted me because they have become baguette store workers or something but i would like to say i think the new ep is very funny and if you know me its hard for me to say that so give it a listen if you like
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He killed my wife. I have no idea how he found me. He took her from me. He took everything. I should have never gatekept that delicious bagel sandwich spot. (yard with @georainbolt tomorrow)
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Who is Zipper? You are. Everyone of you reading this is. Just not anyone named Kevin or Spencer. Fuckin dorks lmao.
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