Ted Nivison
@TedNivison
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the big man with the big plan | host on @chucklesandwich | @tedniv | [email protected]
Joined April 2014
Effortlessly funny. Endlessly talented. Gone too soon. Rest easy, Technoblade.
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elon musk running twitter has the same vibes as the bossy kid at recess that keeps changing the rules of the game he made up because he's losing.
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dude people with ADHD are so fucking stupid bro like just focus lol.
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People on Twitter act so tough but 90% of you would start crying if somebody raised their voice at you in person.
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I told some gamers that I didn’t like among us. did not go well.
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I am going to make a Minecraft SMP where nobody can speak any language and they will be shot if they do.
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dude people with ADHD are so fucking stupid bro like just focus lol.
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I’ve been posting videos to YouTube since 2011, crazy that it’s a decade later and this is where I find myself. Incredibly grateful. Thanks for a million subscribers, folks!
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Many are claiming we missed certain Rainforest Cafe’s on our trip to every single one. Here is a thread containing proof we visiting every single remaining Rainforest Cafe in North America: starting with #1 in Ontario, CA
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I am now officially 23 years closer to the sweet embrace of deaths cold hand 😊.
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Hello everyone, it is with a heavy heart that I have to announce that I have decided to make really good videos this year. I know this may come as a surprise to many of you, but unfortunately this is the only pathway forward. I hope you understand.
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Hey I graduated from college with a degree in Cinema and Photography
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Introducing a new podcast hosted by myself, @Slimecicle, and @jschlatt - Chuckle Sandwich (@ChuckleSammy), coming to your earholes 1/30/21 #ChuckleSandwich
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Oh you have a 754 day Snapchat streak? Nice! I actually have a life and pay taxes.
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Happy 1 Year Anniversary to Chuckle Sandwich. Crazy it's been a year since starting the podcast with these two boys, and I'm eternally grateful for the ridiculous, hilarious, and strange conversations that we've had along the way. Here's to another year of Chuckling!
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New video is out now! @Ranboosaysstuff and I made pasta from scratch while our muscles were being electrocuted! Nothing could have gone wrong! Go check it out!
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my dad sent me this t-shirt for my birthday. I was born in 1998.
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please for the love of god look at this massive pistachio
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Found these two foraging for scraps in Los Angeles, got them fed and sent them on their way. Sometimes it’s okay to be human ❤️
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So guys I've got this really good idea for a channel, as far as I know no YouTube channel in existence has done it.
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I did not think that I would find myself gunning it full speed trying to catch a delinquent 17 year old British child through an open-air mall while 100,000+ people watched but here we are.
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It's a start, but thank god it is a start. See ya motha fucka.
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YouTube’s acting like a stan account these days what is going on
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if you think about it, she really was just some random grandma wasn’t she.
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My Dad (Ted Nivison Sr.) asked me to edit a video he was doing for work like my YouTube channel - this is what I made for him:
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I feel like people would have taken Jesus more seriously if he was shredded.
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If you think about it, I now pull more likes than the President of the United States.
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just found out the titanic was real and I couldn’t be more upset
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I am excited to announce that Lovejoy: Portrait of a Blank Slate has won best music video at Nashville Film Festival!
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Sorry I haven’t been posted a video in so long, I’ve been dealing with some serious Rainforest Cafe withdrawal
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just found out the green giant has no nuts. my entire week has been ruined.
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When I first moved into my streaming room / office versus what it looks like today
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2021 will be the year I ascend to the heavens and kill god.
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I wish I could hire mercenary mosquitos to ruin someone’s cookout this summer.
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I ordered a Big Mac through DoorDash with “extra Mac sauce” and they literally gave me a separate box with the sauce inside. Why.
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How many of you assholes thought this, and don’t you dare lie.
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I forced fellow YouTubers to eat meatloaf, on the channel now! Thank you all for a million subscribers once again, I had a lot of fun making this video, and I hope you all enjoy it! Big shoutout to all the creators that helped out with this, you rock!
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Twitter has gaslighted people into thinking they know what gaslighting means.
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About a year ago, I had the idea to drive around the nation to every single Rainforest Café left in North America. I have now made that a reality:
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just got hired by the CIA - this is how I’ll be dressing from now on
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2022’s horror movie of the year will be Parasocial Activity.
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@TubboLive make sure whatever you do, you do NOT do crack, Tubbo. I’m serious don’t do crack.
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Chris Pratt being the voice actor for Mario has to be the strangest thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
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@Slimecicle Charlie we could get together sometime today to get the money 💴 if I have time tomorrow I would love 💕 you gotta get it out tomorrow lol 😆 is the one ☝🏻 I’ve done ☑️ and I’m just now doing my stuff now so I’ll just have a new car 🚘 and I’ll get the one ☝🏻 lol 😆
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Hey five-year-olds, guess what? Tying your shoes is not that impressive in the grand scheme of things! Sorry!.
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Elon Musk why did you replace my checkmark with a glass of milk.
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