Jack Dimhoff, MBA
@zyn4cpa
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UK ‘82, MBA/CPA , conservative, Excel wizard, football, occasional day drinker and sports gambler, views are my own. Kentucky Wildcats truther
Lex Vegas, Kentucky
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@spliffsimmons
Steve,
Just because there’s a goalie does not mean you can not score. Shoot your shot.
Godspeed,
Jack
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Not gonna say anything gay like “y’all mind” but I like the fit
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Have fun at work Britain 🤣 I’m gonna go day drink at a multi-million dollar lake house, hope you guys don’t mind
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Proud to announce that I have accepted the head coaching position at Bowling Green State University. I will bring enough national championships to this school to last a lifetime. Go Falcons!
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Not a snowballs chance in hell I’m drinking out of a can if I can help it
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Saw some broad on IG repost “America doesn’t deserve a birthday this year” Get the fuck out of my country you commie scum.
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About to step into a steakhouse you can’t get a table at in an outfit you can’t afford
#MrPutThatShitOn
#FuckLiberals
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Fully committed to it. Double text has been sent. A captain goes down with his ship
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@MeLikeFoot
The unmarried women (ugly) are the downfall of this country. Luckily for me, I’m marrying a republican no matter how long it takes.
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@RickRyderSooner
Rich, as someone who has a couple of size small PM shirts: I apologize for his behavior, we’re not all like this.
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Two sleeps until America, for one day, unites regardless of creed, religion, or political affiliation, to get incredibly intoxicated while setting off surface to air missiles for everyone’s enjoyment. Happy July 4th week everyone, get fired up.
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Jack is walking home from the bar on a street with no sidewalk. Good luck kid
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Taco Bell must hire straight up retards because I’ve been in the drive thru for 15 minutes
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The Left is in shambles right now. Could not imagine not being wealthy
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I think the liberals found my tweet from yesterday… They are NOT happy
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Just used the Peter Millar 50% discount and this is how I’m feeling. Let’s have an evening
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Watching some classic CFB games, does not get me more fired up
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Me hearing the first notes of One Last Breath play on the TouchTunes
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Really don’t care about the result of this USMNT game because I know I have a higher net worth at 21 than any non-cartel Uruguayan will ever see in their lifetime. Thanks
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Just got out the hot tub because I’m wealthy and can afford one
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Hitting the tavern later for the old man’s birthday. Definitely gonna black out and go home with a 6
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2 beers deep and the tinder is being swiped. We’re in for a great evening
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Yeah I’m fucked uo what about it 12 pack down the hadh fuck yoy
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@larrylovespot
Larry, I can’t count on all my fingers and toes how many times I’ve said this. Give it a few hours, smoke an American Spirit, and get back in the saddle.
Cheers,
Jack
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@BillyChampCook
How the hell are you expecting to get a full time offer if you’re putting your feet up on their desk? Tighten up, thanks.
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I’m drinking Mango Carts on the beach what are you gonna do
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Manning the Traeger (I’m rich) and drinking a Mango Cart (I know ball). What more can you ask for?
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Jack’s plan for this weekend:
- Get obscenely drunk
- Go to the bar
- Drink even more while playing Journey on TouchTunes
- Find the MILF from last weekend
- Buy her a drink
- Box
- Rinse and Repeat
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Woke up to a direct deposit from the bossman this morning, gonna buy a bottle of liquor and celebrate
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Old broad from a few months ago asked if I had a minute to talk! I don’t want you anymore!!!
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@spartydawg2
Ben,
Those steaks look like they’re gonna be incredible. Please Update.
Best,
Jack
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FUCK YEAH DONALD. THEY CANT KILL YOU. FUCK THE LEFT FUCK LIBERALS
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Couldn’t use dads card for the PM this time. Fuck that hurt
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Anybody got any film recommendations? Got a bag of popcorn and an Arizona that need to be killed
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Peter delivered to the house ✅
Broads lined up for the next month ✅
Vacation in a week and a half ✅
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Watching this fox news postgame like it’s the end of Sunday RedZone
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Made out with a 34 year old with a kid tonight at the bar. Absolutely fumbled the bag. Did not get her number. She was hot too. Little white trash but she was hot. Fuck
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@christafah
Chrissy, that’s exactly my thought process. I’m a self-proclaimed hack golfer, hence why I have not posted my swing. I just don’t see why someone would post shitty stuff clearly for attention and engagement.
#ShrinkTheGame
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God damn it I’m hungover I’m gonna hit a steam and then fucking head to work thought because I’m a real fucking American
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Ex wife wants me to go downtown with her tonight. Haven’t spoken in a year and a half
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Fuck man
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Girl from high school wants Jack’s hammer. I do not want to drive 30+ minutes out to the lake to do so. Please advise.
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3 day work week then it’s time to hit the bottle for 11 days straight strap in folks
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