“Nepo” Bonaparte
@EquitiesInTX
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Unconventional; just drilling in a different direction. EnergyFinance, Cocktail Lounge enthusiast. Average golfer, below average skier. Dallasite, Pony Excess
Highland Park, TX
Joined October 2017
Me cleaning my apartment before a night out under the assumption that a girl will be coming home w me
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This makes me wanna operate a lawnmower and tailgate every cowboys game
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Me telling the poli sci girl I’m “Socially liberal and fiscally conservative”
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Me trying to talk to the girl in the Dallas cowboys cheerleader costume last night
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I think I’ve liked every single one of these posts.
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Me tonight after my 8th time saying “man the drinks here are so cheap”
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She needs to be held responsible for the reversal in the yen carry trade
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If you were to look through my LinkedIn connections, you would quickly notice a trend
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@KWhippencock Only one piece of TP is criminal. A an accidental finger slip could easily occur here.
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“Why don’t you go out more? Why do you do it? Why do you work so hard? Why are you so hard on yourself?”
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Whatever the equivalent of a cookout is for white people, this brother is invited
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Was it worth it? Here’s my attempt at bringing back my old feed . White Boy Summer.Tap in .Rainbows .Cart Girls .Bag.KKG.Rate Cuts.Swing Reveal .Interns.Needlepoint Belt.Country Club.Dads Card.Peter Millar .Widespread Panic.
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Don’t care
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Stop scrolling and listen to me very carefully. You need to buy land here asap.
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“Is this doing too much for a hometown bar in frisco Texas?”
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, order Uber blacks everywhere and connect to aux . Go into debt if you have to
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Oh boy! You’re welcome at my club any day of the week 👍
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“Sir what do you do for a living?” Umm I’m a student pursuing a career in CEO Investment Banking Private Equity Crypto
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Dammit of course the girl everyone is raving about is an SMU kappa, what the fuck!.
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I love watching the stupid grad school larps fiddle around
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“Day Trader” 🤣🤣 Funny way of saying you’re unemployed, count your days brotha
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Always gotta keep this on standby in case of an ounce of cloud coverage
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Lily Philips and Bonnie Blue fighting over who has the most gaping vagina
OF model Bonnie Blue says she has broken the world record by sleeping with 1,057 men in just 12 hours
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Forgot a few: . IPAs .Fly fishing .Meats on the Grill.House music .On Clouds .Civil War history.Katy Trail Ice House.
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@ChairliftCap BofA guys at least in Houston are head to toe in gear with the old Merrill lynch logo.
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There’s nothing more exhilarating than checking a girls VSCO link for the first time.
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@ShakerBall_Cap @The0nlyGuey @RealPETE2020 @Aubrey___K @NewsFinOil For a general understanding of the industry I would say it’s sufficient but it definitely has its moments (landman turning valves off on a blown pump jack).
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Me seeing the “famous influencer” in my class after she ghosted my hinge like
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I’m glad burner Twitter informed me that I am not the only person that consistently looks at chicks VSCO profiles.
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My duplex neighbors car, wonder if he knows I tell everyone it’s mine
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Everyone talks about the bright side of having a burner account, but no one checks on me when I get dm's from West Village guys asking for Raya referrals.
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That’s a good looking beer, wish the dumb bitch behind the bar would’ve filled it up
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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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My life is not complete until I go to that club in succession that they went through the tunnel to get to.
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Waiting in line at the bar while she looks for her new years kiss
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Guy next to me has been scrolling strawberry milk mob IG page for a good 10 mins.
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I’m in Dallas and she’s in Southampton drinking spritz, kill me now.
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Going back in time at the gym today. What does the burnerverse know about this
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Wearing a suit on the plane today in hopes that someone makes a TikTok asking what I do for a living.
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All quiet on the western front (intermediate acct exam tmrw)
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The homeless can’t get me from all the way up here!! No nobility in poverty
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Dry cleaners said they found a small baggy in my jacket pocket
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When she hears you have a table at Komodo this weekend
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I love seeing the SEC girls with “clean/artsy” instagram aesthetics going absolutely feral at bars.
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Def the first guy to wear rainbow flops in an English pub
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Just Crushed an interview, feel like Celine Dion. How do you calm down from such a high?.
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Expressing your political views through your insta story is stupid, especially if you are a woman.
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It’s Saturday and the Rothschilds decided to make me kill an 8 ball and 7 seven vodka sodas, and then fuck a slightly chubby bitch in Delta Gamma.
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Makes me wanna drop out and become a landman with a drinking problem and 3 ex wives
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I forever will maintain a level of physical fitness that allows me to drink 20 beers and down an 8 ball every weekend.
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Seriously what kind of mental illness do you have to develop to put out a tripod to film yourself at the gym.
We held out for a long time, but the tripods have officially infiltrated orchard st equinox
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Sent her a tweet from my burner account, let’s see if she thinks it’s funny
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This is my Super Bowl! Saving this vid for once I sit down with my chipotle bowl and AirPods
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