Daddy Haslam, CPA
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First day on the job, rubbed one out in the bathroom for good luck 👍
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Nothing breaks my heart like finding out one of my buddies is a Liberal
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Dinner fit tonight, nothing touches this body besides Peter Millar
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Found a bag of Jewish Pro V 1’s walking home from the gym
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I don’t even wanna hear a damn thing from the peanut gallery‼️
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Boss man told me he thinks this dude works for our company
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My buddy’s asking for advice on how to tell his girl her box stinks (I said end it)
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Alright I’m done trying to take my pops out to the bars
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Not one single person on LinkedIn cares you got Deans List
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Freshman year I woke up from a 7 day bender at 4:00pm, chugged a vodka Powerade and made my way to the tailgates
#VFL
🍊
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If the blacks find out about Pickle Ball we’re so cooked
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Don’t let recent UTK events take away from the wildest PR crisis in history.
The PIKE press conference of 2012 “Butt-Chugging”
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I wonder how many affairs started in local coffee shops. This is my second
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Liking her picture 3 days later because I’m not like the other guys
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Can’t express how much I’d pay to experience this
MGMT performing on early version of "Kids" at Princeton in 2006
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Lucky underwear to first day of class. Hell might even rub one out in between classes for good luck 👍
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Well Well Well… The ole high school just called asking me to come speak to the business kids as an alumni
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Imagine getting burned alive cranking hog and 2000 years later you get put on display
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Blessed to announce I have accepted a bid from my brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha!
“Only then, by living these virtues, will we realize our fullest potential”
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Mom just asked if I hooked up with a 30 year broad when I was a senior (I did)
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Waking up realizing I didn’t close out my tab last night
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Never going to another Juneteenth party again! Boy blacked out on Hennessy
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Just realized I told two chicks I would go to their date party tonight. I have 3 hours to decide which one
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Whoever stole his package please bring it back. Mom shipped his old chemistry notes
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This dude pulls up to ur girl at the bar�� What’s your next move?
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Yall ever wonder what the kids who used to chant “Daddy’s Money” are up to these days?
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Internship starts on Monday I really hope I don’t get hazed
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We’ve lived in our house for 2 months and haven’t paid rent, utilities, or the security deposit 👍
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Alright which one of y’all are at the battery tonight⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
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One of the interns Clip on Ties popped off mid conversation…
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I dragged my nut sack across this table and they offered me an internship
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Dads in Aruba this week, Moms in court suing someone. I guess I’ll cook for myself this week?
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@SteamyRay69
Southern bathrooms in the south tie keys to the largest objects they can find (we also do bump off them)
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You can tell who mowed their yards growing up and who didn’t…
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In Capri drinking a real Peroni! Can’t freggin wait to drink 14 more and fall off the side of a mountain
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Yes I walked into dinner without a reservation. Yes the owners recognized me and found us a table. Anything for mom
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Is this a bad time to tell my parents I invested their entire 401K into the Japanese Yen?
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Can’t say I expected the two most powerful men in the world to be arguing over their golf handicaps tonight
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Good morning America, gonna start blocking people on LinkedIn I have beef with
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First in the office (hour early) ✅
Fired off emails (good ones) ✅
Pissed on desk (I’m in charge now)✅
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Last time Taylor Swift endorsed a democrat he lost the Tennessee Senate seat by 11%
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