David Krappenshitz
@Zyndad101
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WVU ‘79 liberal hater, Climb truster, knower of ball, professional vibe curator, no nonsense typa guy, Time magazine “Horniest man”
Morgantown, WV
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These two beautiful patriotic women have been living on my discover page. I will take both thanks
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@icebergs1mpson
Odds are she drives a land rover or g-wagon and is having an affair with her tennis instructor
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Old Row just discovered the burner-verse and wont shut up about it
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Lilly Lang and her sorority on a random Monday in June
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Buddy (wearing the first on the left) is flaming my fit. Get real🤣
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We need to make Milan Puskar Stadium more hostile. I want young opposing fans crying and having nightmares. Any ideas?
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@MurphyJLloyd
Well said, she also needs to be going to pilates, playing tennis, and like drugs
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Yall are some sick fucks. Why are there so many bookmarks
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Waking up to this in my camera roll is the worst thing for my hangxiety
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In the bartender’s bronco waiting for her to drive DK home
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The horny tweets will be turned off for a few days as I had sex last night. Absolutely porked the hell out of this poor girl. Thanks
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@Doinks2Big
Im gonna turn into an eel, swim up ur water pipes, through ur legs and intonyour cervix
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Fake got denied from 3 bars tonight. Gonna log off for a while
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The estrogen in microplastics is getting to my brain. All i wanna do is tan, drink margs, be a whore, and listen to Megan Moroney
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Just saw this Icelandic bird on the short form video app. Thought yall would enjoy thanks
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Ex good buddy who I had suspicions about just pulled up with this. Confirmed part of the alphabet army and no longer my friend
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If your circle isn’t playing 9 while talking about Roth IRA’s and wearing Petar Millar… time for a new circle
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Pulling up to the course in my Peter Millar playing 42 Dugg.
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DK is getting sappy. Birthday today and reflecting on the year. Grateful for all my burner friends, yall retards brighten my day more then you know. Didnt think I would become this invested with the burnerverse but it has become a light in my life
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If yall are in need of some summer clothes check out this brand. They sell PM, duck-head, marine layer, faherty etc. The customer service is top tier literally emailed me making sure my order was good, and recommended some stuff. Hard to find now a days.
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@dylanstarksAU
This kid sucks. Every post is “yall mind” also drives carts on the greens. Have some goddamn respect for the game
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If u drive an old police car or one that looks like them please end ur life. Almost had a heart attack leaving the tavern
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Boss man is not budging. Perhaps being two hours late todays doesn’t help my case
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War dogs is like the like the wolf of Wall Street for defense contracting
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Just saw 8 black women going to golf. May need to go back to eye doc
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Pad for tn. Gonna hit up tinder and prolly end up cranking hog. What a way to end the birthday
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Broad tried to give me two handed head once. I do not have enough meat for that sweetheart but I appreciate the gesture
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@WufpackSports
Roles reversed and that guy would be doxxed and have hell fire rained upon him
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Anytime I got a broad in the car I drive over the rumble strips to hear her moan a lil
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“If you don’t love college baseball you have zero heartbeat” goddamn right
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Rip legend Jerry West. Played the game the right way. Top 3 in my book
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I hate to do this but I will be forcing this girl to make a burner. She is hot, racist and homophobic. I hope fooda has no objections to another woman burner
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Petar Millar shirt, Lululemon dress pants, Cole Haan shoes to start the week off
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Transferring money out of Venmo is basically free money
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A Win for the good guys.
Christian McCaffrey is officially the cover athlete for Madden 25 👏
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I love calling the girl I have never spoken to except once in person and snap occasionally my wife
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Found a vid of curtis enjoying his Saturday at the park
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Showed her the post and she was very impressed my twitter lore. Second date coming soon
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If u drive a Subaru I automatically assume u r part of the alphabet army
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They should put me up on stage coked out, allow me to say slurs and win over the hearts of america
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