Duke Delarosa
@sketchy_cactus
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Jesus lover. Big Mike truther. Sight seer. Election denier. Trump voter. Burning man attendee. Bluegrass enjoyer. Trad wife seeker. HACE survivor. Unvaxxed.
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Brands ill defend til I die:
Boeing
Lockheed Martin
Pfizer
Moderna
Raytheon
Clinton Foundation
Northrop Grumman
All the banks that got bailed out in 2008
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Copped a new set. Posting final build on the TL later tonight.
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I could solve world hunger with this combination of protein, energy, nicotine, and a study bean
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Peter millar is gay. It’s not cool. Was never cool. You just want to wear it because your buddies have it. Grow up
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My sister’s boyfriend and I have beef. Just noticed he blocked me on IG????? Real smart move by him. Fucking idiot.
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Spent the 4th with my grandparents, they treated me to a phenomenal catfish lunch&my grandfather gave me his old Winchester 30/30. Grandma was asking me about stuff I wanted in the house for when they die. Sucks, but it’s important to let them embrace that+enjoy time w them now
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New Zach Bryan song is out for everyone who likes good music and doesn’t have to pretend to hate him to fit their (faux) personality
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I want one so bad. I need a granola girl. Where is my mountain mama. Page me pls.
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Stop at bucees. Get the high fructose corn syrup chili flavored beef jerky. Order the brisket sandwich with 87 ingredients. Get an extra large coke, you need that sugar. Steal a snickers bar. Squeeze a penny. Take a picture with the gopher statue. Yell at all the fat people.
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Corrrection: Selena Gomez looks fat in new photos.
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Just found all these Star Wars mini figures in one of my old play rooms at my childhood house, holy shit
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My best friend lost his father to suicide. Tonight he fought in a boxing match to raise awareness for suicide prevention. Everyone who signed up on time got free training, he didn’t. He trained himself for three months. He just knocked out his opponent. Man, I’m so happy for him
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Checking in. 40 miles done. 60 more to go. Still hiking with granola girl.
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I finally made it to Everest base camp after the hardest week of hiking in my life. The elevation (17k+ft) is absolutely no joke. I met lots of people from all around the world on the same journey as me. This is what it’s all about.
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Sometimes you have to go a little further than just muting specific words. Block all Peter posters. That shit is so gay. How would it be any different if I was flexing lululemon on the timeline? Equally as gay, yall just aren’t woke enough to see that. That’s all for now.
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Another timeline cleanse. Grilling out tn w the fellas. God bless.
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Rest in peace Kyle Henry 🕊️ we will miss you, “Guzzla”
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Probably my most prized possession. 52 year old original pressing.
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Schools I would attend if the Harvard of the south didn’t exist:
1. UGA
2. UC Boulder
3. App State
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I cannot believe i manifested her into existence 5 days after i tweeted this. Wow. Better yet, she didn’t page me. I found her on top of an actual mountain.
I want one so bad. I need a granola girl. Where is my mountain mama. Page me pls.
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Made it thru France & Italy. Now in Switzerland. Granola girl and I have 30ish miles left on the trail. Weather has been great. Views have been even better.
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Went hiking this weekend. 20 mile loop. Cheaha wilderness in Alabama. It was great to touch grass for an extended period of time. First backpacking trip of the year. This is nothing new.
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No one in this REI knows I thru hiked the Appalachian Trail (I have a God complex)
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What do y’all naysayers know about grounding in the botanical gardens of Florence, Italy? Absolutely nothing, carry on
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I can assure you that “karleigh anne” in Oxford (bleach blonde, Kappa, disgusting orange fake tan, from Texas, drives a BMW) will not go out into the woods with me for 7 days to backpack some mountains and sleep in a tent every night but one of these girls will. I digress
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GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS CURED MY PFILWRTD LIKE CLOCKWORK (post falling in love with random traveler depression)
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At a gas station in Mississippi, it cost me $10 (9.82 exactly) to buy these two items. I hate Biden’s America!!!!
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“I like to travel” bitch shut the fuck up (unless you’re going to explore in the wilderness or get immersed in some local small town) what the fuck do you mean by “traveling”? Staying in an Americanized hotel & shopping & eating at touristy restaurants? Find a real hobby. Next.
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Burnt out burners of the week:
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@chickentenderl5
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@drew_peacock91
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@annabesss
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@b1gdumb1diott
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@pascaldupussy
HM
@glutenfreeperc
@m0rganfreakman2
@chriscrustynj
@ReportsByWari0
@notsolittyditty
🚨 These would be great accounts to mute in 2024 🚨
NUFD
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Girl “burners” on Twitter try not to say you’re horny or post your body challenge, level: impossible
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Pedophiles are using this new “bat-signal” to identify each other across Twitter: pouring out liquor to codeine crazy
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How lucky are we to experience bands like underground springhouse, jacoozy, & mtn grass unit in small venues across the southeast? Man we have it great. Yeah so did our parents, but we have our own version of what they had. Shoutout to rising bands. Feeling: appreciative
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How do I cancel on this girl from hinge who I don’t want to see today anymore
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Strawberry milk mob instagram post. Please go look at strawberry milk mob camera app recent post. I love strawberry milk mob.
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Wow this was incredible. Organic fruits, pasture eggs, raw cheese, New York strip prime USDA. Pan seared in cast iron that was lathered in beef tallow from Oxford meat Co. Thanks & God bless & goodnight yall
#EatWithDuke
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Try and take that emoji off. Thanks mom for the picture, she made me take it (I enjoyed it)
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A DAY IN HISTORY:
Oxford, MS 5.2.25
A group of basement dwellers/social justice warriors decided it was a good idea to protest of behalf of terrorist on the campus of Ole Miss. The students said to that “hold my beer” then performed one of the greatest IRL ratios of all time 🇺🇸
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“Sir, Devin Masson just rizzed up the First Lady and kissed her.”
🚨BREAKING🚨
Here is the video from the “Devin Masson Incident”
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Earlier today in Geneva, the wife and I went record shopping. I found the dead’s first studio album and their first live album. I’m so incredibly lucky. I am attributing this to the 4 leaf clover I found yesterday. Been collecting vinyl for years and have NEVER found used dead.
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Grateful Dead reference. Didn’t know kroger was heady like that.
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Found my third 4 leaf clover today while at a park in France with my granola wife. Life is good.
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Post Everest base camp meal. I fuckin love sun dried tomatoes.
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What’s so hard to understand about this. It’s not that complicated
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Finished the Tour Du Mont Blanc trail. 100 mile loop that goes thru Italy Switzerland and France. I’ve always said that the Colorado trail was my fav thru hike but I think I have a new fav. Granola girl and I are headed to Geneva for much needed R&R, then finally headed back home
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Roommates gone? College Dropout on max volume. Thanks. I know the public grill users living above me are gonna like this a lot better than the bluegrass i usually put at max volume (They bang furniture on their floor to get me to turn it down) (I don’t)
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Packing for my journey across the world. Need to upgrade tmr to an international phone plan so I can live tweet climbing to the top of the Giza pyramids (and Everest)
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At delta terminal. ATL air rig machine port. Flying to my actual home now. This 6 week long adventure is coming to an end.
📍:
Doha Qatar
Kathmandu Nepal
Mount Everest
Pyramids in Egypt
Athens Greece
Rome/Florence Italy
Chamonix France
Geneva Switzerland
Swiss Alps
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@icebergs1mpson
Im not downgrading the quality of clothing. I just think in ten years it’ll be looked at like vineyard vines
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Having ourselves a day out at Augusta national on this beautiful afternoon (the ghetto links of Oxford)
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“If you think about and listen closely, John Mayer actually sounds better with the dead than Jerry Garcia”
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Which man has EVER thought, “wow she’s too pale I’m not gonna get with her” Where TF did this female obsession with being tan come from???? It’s never even been a consideration for me. And if you think “i look better tan” then you’re just ugly and you need to become funny
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Breakfast. Organic fruit. Pasture raised eggs. Grass fed butter. Cooked in cast iron. Greek yogurt. Blueberry muffin. Orange juice (maximum pulp). This is what white boy summer looks like. Summer bulk starts today. Duke needs to get back all the lost gains before school yr starts
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I love buying stuff for myself but I love even more buying stuff for my friends who I care about
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Using that notes feature on instagram is gayer than 2 men having sex
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Last purchase in Switzerland. DUKE IS GOING HOME. RAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
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@DJDumpsack_
Woolie, he’s the fucking worst. A 24 year old blocking his girlfriend’s older brother. Insane.
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Gonna make someone’s daughter’s face look like a toaster strudel after I get done practicing semen retention
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Hiking a 100 mile loop trail called “Tour Du Mont Blanc”. Goes thru France, Italy, and Switzerland. Set up my tent on the lawn of a closed down ski lodge. Started at 5 pm and was able to crank out 4.5 miles before it started to rain. Pray for Duke to have good weather this week.
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🚨DUKE BOMB🚨
This is a live look at my EXACT reaction when Foodacris aka
@SouthernandFat
recorded the famous tennis video in my kitchen
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Spent the day in Geneva with my granola wife. Just parted ways with her. No one text for the next business week as I will be in a post falling in love with a rando travel companion depression. J boarded the train headed to Zurich. Leaving tomorrow morning for USA. Thx. God bless.
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Can’t believe we have naysayers out here stealing content and posting with no credit 🙄🙄🙄🙄 actually yeah I can believe it, and it’s lowkey an honor I’m funny enough to be on a meme page with 300k+ followers
(Shoutout to
@gamecockhummy
for showing me this)
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You’re the worst kind of person if you take grad pics and leave all this confetti trash in the grove/on the walk of champions
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All of our accounts have gotten too big. Too many people know us. BV, stay vigilant. Women are praying on our downfall. We must prevail and remain steadfast in our pursuit of a wholesome Burnerverse.
Duke out. See y’all at double decker tonight. Hit my pager if you’re there.
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Chat I start Everest base camp trek tmr I’m legit kicking my feet rn Im so excited. Kathmandu lowkey sucks. Not really, it’s great, just didn’t come here to be in the city. I feel like I’m gonna have zero phone service (bc its remote) or service the whole time (bc high elevation)
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I have officially financially recovered from my 5 week trip out west this past summer
Now all I need to do is make around $3k more (I think I have enough but just to be safe) to be homesick in Europe/asia/Africa for two months this summer 😅😅😅
Pics from summer just bc:
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