dirk diggler
@dirkhateslife
Followers
378
Following
64
Media
149
Statuses
1,038
2x runner up in 5th grade spelling bee | ALPHA MALE | blue chew enthusiast | i know ball.
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2023
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Se o Twitter
• 421632 Tweets
#MaybellineTeddyLand
• 339706 Tweets
Peter
• 208284 Tweets
#jjk268
• 204593 Tweets
台風の影響
• 180019 Tweets
TEDDYTINT X CHARLOTTE
• 118337 Tweets
#MAYBELLINExCHARLOTTE
• 110402 Tweets
Sukuna
• 99171 Tweets
Megumi
• 88506 Tweets
Karime
• 82289 Tweets
Lali
• 74383 Tweets
デコピン
• 70036 Tweets
Gojo
• 69757 Tweets
Yuji
• 69227 Tweets
TEDDYTINT X FAYE
• 62621 Tweets
Yuta
• 61803 Tweets
焼肉の日
• 45891 Tweets
TEDDYTINT X LOOKKAEW
• 45426 Tweets
Gomita
• 37646 Tweets
Luciano
• 35126 Tweets
安全第一
• 31301 Tweets
मेजर ध्यानचंद
• 24469 Tweets
राष्ट्रीय खेल
• 24238 Tweets
#NationalSportsDay
• 22813 Tweets
Goma
• 19507 Tweets
臨時休業
• 19288 Tweets
伯仲燦然
• 17486 Tweets
徳川美術館
• 16190 Tweets
Uraume
• 16145 Tweets
VisiPRABOWO
• 13285 Tweets
PAGTATAGDocu TopMovieInPH
• 12852 Tweets
MENUJUbangsa MAJUsejahtera
• 12731 Tweets
Bruno Henrique
• 10732 Tweets
got some porn and a fire before the bar, call that precum
2
10
459
for for tonight’s dance. 100 likes and i’ll reveal my date
0
0
21
ya sure i’m tapped on, see those 4 girls? ya they are hot , will i talk to them, absolutely fuckijg not!
0
0
16
ya it’s early, ya it’s frowned upon, SUE ME
dirk - 5:03am
1
0
13
the greatest moment in human history. if u don’t like this, unfollow me.
0
0
12
the fucking life boys, +3 on the front, let’s have a fucking summer
1
0
10
hands of grit, and oh ya, the hands of a kid who’s handicap is now a 3.7.
4
0
10
update, i wasn’t able to watch the game due to me being in cuffs.
stats :
16 punches thrown
7 punches landed
only hit 4 times
would like to say i won the fight. for reference this guy was double my age and he was in my grill and i wasn’t having it.
0
0
8
hey loser, the plane just fucking landed and ur in row 27! where ru going. people like this guy deserve to be stoned to death
2
0
8
just saw a couple dressed as travis kelce and taylor swift, news flash bitch, taylor swift isn’t 205 pounds, try again
1
0
8
slobberin like a tard
0
0
7
ya i’m doing the 9/9/9 challenge today. u ever heard of the 9/9/9/90 challenge? 9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. 90 mph on the way home. u don’t stand a CHANCE!
@thafondler
@myshortstick11
@Zyns4BrekfestV2
0
1
7
first legal bet! come back february 9th when josh allen raises the Lombardi to cash this
1
0
7
about to take 5 grams of shrooms and experience this eclipse like a man
6
0
6
@CraigSchultzy
would probably bring up hamas and how inspiring they are, and then ur thoughts on abortion
1
0
7
just got pulled over for going 34 over, of fucking course
gunna go on waze and mark a bunch of cops just to ruin peoples drives
0
0
1
2
0
6
bar tender got a nice rack. time to bring the troops home
1
0
6
officer - good afternoon sir, what’s the reason ur entering canada, and do you have any drugs or weapons with you”
dirk - “golf and if i did, your probably not the one i would tell, nice question”
0
0
6
girls that love role play are always fun and games until i suggest i become the autistic son that screams uncontrollably and she’s the dutiful mother who needs to jack me off. then i become the weirdo? double standards.
0
2
6
id probably pay $1,500 for a bar of soap used by sydney sweeney
1
0
6
don’t ask how, pinched the tip of my cock inbetween a 300 pound piece of lumber, my cock is now black and bleeding
1
0
5
top 10 for ESPN athletes should go:
1. Tom brady
2. Lionel Messi
3. Tiger Woods
4. Lebron James
5. Michael Phelps
6. Sidney Crosby
7. Usian Bolt
8. Ronaldo
9. Floyd Mayweather
10. Nick Castelltonas when tragedy occurs
0
0
6
in a tough pickle, this hot chick wants me to go to formal with her, but the kid wants to watch the greatest event on earth, march madness. what do i do!
2
0
4
sorry burners, this is serious. rest in peace adam johnson🥺 horrible shit and prays to his family and friends. go pens
0
0
4
gunna poor one out on the airport floor for the guys in camo. the left wouldn’t understand that me pooring my drink on the floor will equate to bringing 4.5 troops home per ounce.
0
0
5
me getting my last words to the chick that wouldn’t get with me at the bar while getting dragged out
0
0
5
tapped in…. ya but how about a date idea. i stick my balls in this bottle and u light it until the glass is loose enough to get them out. sounds like a bland time to me
0
0
5
0
0
3
if kamala harris is elected, i will take my talents to the great country of Scotland. I will pursue my golf habits at the most prestigious courses in the world. that’s all, carry on
1
0
5
just passed a chick who’s prolly 19 on the highway, she was pulled over and walking the line. best wishes, no shame of getting fucked up at 1pm on a friday
1
0
3
adderall got devil on one side (telling me to beat my cock) and an angel on the other (become a millionaire in the next 2 houre). this side effect wasn’t mentioned to me by my drug dealer
1
0
2
the only 4 things that matter in life, and this is life in 3 months
0
0
4
just got slapped in the face by livvy dunne. guess asking to see her toes in unacceptable
1
0
3
dirks updates swing, sorry don’t wear a glove on simulator
2
0
3
gunna rob something from the local walmart to protest gail lewis retirement
1
0
2
gunna dress up as taylor swift on haloween and kill myself
0
0
4
just finished up with some blonde… asked her to play the airplane game. she said “sure what’s that.” it’s time for you to take to fuck off. i am now blocked and eating pizza rolls naked on my bed
0
0
3
out to dinner with my parents and my grandmother, and my grandma had the audacity to tell the waiter that her filet mignon was medium not medium rare and that she wants a box bc it’s something her dog would eat. why can’t more people be like this women, i have a good one!
1
0
4
how come every time i take an adderall and i’m supposed to study i go into full andrew tate mode and think i’m gunna become a millionaire tn, someone help me
3
0
1
