Larry Dumpsac
@larrylovespot
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#1 White Boy in the SEC,just a 60 year old reliving his fraternity days. I am a hard right conservative who loves Latina girls,bag, sportsbetting, and whippets.
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4:27 am, in Uber to my home. Got 0 play. Don’t want to talk about the fumble. Let my self and BV down. Of course Larry meets the one hoe on tinder who is not a slut and barley drinks.
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The left tried to cancel me but I got my lawyer (aka my boy) to completely conceal my identity. Larry has bag, two beers, and a Latina girl coming to jerk on his dick while wearing PM and flip flops at the bar. FUCK THE LEFT, WE ARE NOT GETTING DOXED TODAY.
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Larry is getting a beer gut, time to go on a cocaine cleanse to lose the LBs
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Larry has been catfished, i repeat Larry has been catfished. Still gona get my dick jerked tho
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So bored in this 6 hour long foreign language class, Larry decided to write out his game plan for the night.
#pumped
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I repeat this scary ass bouncer is walking around asking who pissed the walls , I repeat this scary ass bouncer is walking around asking who pissed the walls . This is no good
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The cycle continues, another night of getting black out, begging Ubers drivers for bag, striking out with a Latina girl, then pissing on the wall and getting death threats from the liberals. LARRY IS PUMPED, FUCK YOU.
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Successfully made it to the latinas condo, running on 1% currently 3:32 praying I don’t pass out. I am nodding on and off
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Just shot my shot with over 100 Latinas on tinder. One of them gotta say yes right?
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Yeah I am about to wear flops in 40 degree weather, then get really drunk, then speak broken Spanish to taxi drivers asking for bag, then find a whore, then get her pregnant. the fuck you gona do about it pussy?
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Larry had a beyond brutal night, have a feeling that the libtards who have been sending me piss related death threats poisoned my food, but Larry survived. Only explanation for me throwing up on the floor of the bar. We will be bouncing back tn, more retarded than ever.
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Currently 3 beers deep, holding it until i reach 7 so i can get a good stream
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Really don’t think this blunt this Mexican man gave me was pot. Larry is
#tweaking
in front of these Latina girls. This is no good
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4:49 am - back spitting ball on tinder. We will bounce back
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Air port Stella, rainbows, about to fly to wine country. Larry is about to have a weekend.
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Officially retired from Latina girls, we moving on to Asians?
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So hungover at lunch can’t hold a conversation, think i might just go crank me hog in the bathroom till the food comes.
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Larry is holding nothing back tonight, QZPM on PM on PM on PM on Perils on Rainbows.
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The left is starting to take up arms against the burner verse for diabolical public restroom pissing. We must fight back
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Just locked in a tee time for a top 5 course in Argentina tomorrow Larry is excited.
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Out of zyn and vuse, resorting to cigs for the foreseeable future
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Come the fuck on, after i get drunk it’s going to be impossible for me not to piss on the soap dispenser they are asking for it. God dammit
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Yeah this is not going good at all and it’s been less than 5 minutes
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Taking the high ground on some potential targets for Larry, gotta spot then execute the shot
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This might be fucking gay but god damn if this does not look good
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Definitely should not of texted the scary Mexican i met at the bar 37 times asking for bag after he repetitively asked me to stop texting him last night. Cartel v. Larry 😎
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Got so drunk and horny last night I got back with my ex wife in an attempt to get titty picks at 4:00 am. How are women so fucking stupid?
#fuck
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Bag hunt not going well, gotta get some juice and keep on going. David Goggins said never to quit
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Larry wishes he could put up SEC numbers like
#lilylang
has but on the sorority community. She has my upmost respect for her ball playing ability.
(Even tho she is not Latina, Larry would still hit hehehehe)
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Got no skin in the game but can’t wait for the Aggies to lose today, because fuck this kid.
#govols
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@Poonslayer_12
For this sin, I command you to say 75 niggas, as well as 100 f
@gggots
, then smoke two packs of reds, lay face in my shed for the night and only wear PM for the rest of your life.
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I really don’t think my brain was able to bounce back from my big time whomp phase two semesters ago. I don’t remember being this retarded
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God dammit I am hungover as fuck, and have to go drink at a wine tour in two hours. Can Larry please catch a break?
#whitemanproblems
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You got me fucked up if you think I flush public toilets, not touching that gross ass handle
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This man knows ball.
Let me put y’all on to dropping a zyn in your bag between bumps
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The South American mind can not even comprehend steeping out in this level of drip.
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Still pissed, had the perfect oppo to make a move on a baddie Latina but Larry hit the blunt too many times and went retarted
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I am 99% sure I could solely live on whiskey coke, vuse, bag, sauce and Jimmy John’s. Would be a great life
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Would usually 100% be doing bag as a PED, but apparently bag is for the low class here? Hard to explain to them that bag in the states is only for the highest class of people.
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Holy fucking shit pussy fucking shit all i want is a fucking bump god dammit please
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Since everyone is throwing out their swing vids, what y’all think about big Larry’s?
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It’s 10:10am i am about to get really drunk. Will check back in a few hours.
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These flops are so beautiful it almost makes you want to shed a tear
Asked the wife to get me something the left would hate for my birthday.
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Too hungover to move out of bed to smoke a blunt, it’s that’s bad.
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The bag hang over from last night really started hitting at the most unfortunate time. Larry sounds retarted
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@SouthernandFat
I get it, I piss on the ground of my own house some times. It does fucking suck to clean up.
#illneverstoptrashcanpissing
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Never mind this fucking thing spit on my Peter millar hoodie i am about to put this fucker down
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I always keep $30 cash in the hidden part of my wallet just in case I come across half sac. Be prepared for anything
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@donny_damage
If i had to take a guess
@yngpaulatreides
immediately followed her then cranked his hog
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Wish I was not in Mexico, doesn’t feel right not playing golf with pops on Father’s Day.
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Long Island ice tea and liquid speed. Going to act diabolical tonight.
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@cigarettequeeen
Hannah everyone’s Friday would be a lot better if Larry could get a look at dem sweet watermelons 🍉
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Just had a memory from 5 years ago today pop up, was pissing, kicking and pouring beer on a rando car with a Mississippi State sticker. Still fucking hate that red neck piss pussy school.
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