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A hot dog a day keeps the doctor away | 15 handicap | town hall 13 | rocket pop twea supremacist

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The fans have spoken, four hot dogs at the turn
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Twea on draft, let’s get retarded!
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@FirstT1meCaller Hawk Tuah😂😂😂😂Spit On That Thang😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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No better way to celebrate a personal best 80 than a girthy glizzy!
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Best golf balls on the course
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My buddy’s going full autism for the Metra bar crawl
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Starting the Mel Tucker redemption arc. Just need to avoid getting caught beating off in 4K #TuckComin
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It’s a cruel world
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About to paint the underside of this table
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9am glizzy, we’re going low today!
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Happy National Hot Dog Day! I will be resigning immediately if my company doesn’t have one of these at lunchtime
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@glizzygoat420
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Just pissed in the yacht club pool👍
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Porn bot purge has brought the follower count below 300😔
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Dual wielding at the airport😤
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Cranked my hog at the turn!
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Dear glizzy, please rescue me from terrible golf
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Meat mountain
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@WaylonIv3796 In those cheeks like Charmin!
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@memgrizz @zach_edey @GrizzBank Could’ve had 30 if GG Jackson didn’t have the vision of Stevie Wonder
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@seankolo99 White knighting for Uruguay is some wild behavior
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@Youhappentohear @DJDumpsack_ “I’m from Brownsville!”
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@DJDumpsack_ Heard they caught him with counterfeit ProV1s #FreeScottie
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Shriveled glizzy
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Me after my third trip to the work bathroom thinking about yesterday’s four hot dogs at the turn
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@Ltcornbread69 Good luck on holes 19 and 20🫡
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@DeionSanders Shedeur will be the biggest bust of this century
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In honor of Joe Biden opting out, I’m playing like Joe Biden today
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80 last time out, now +5 thru 3. Life comes at you fast
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@DJDumpsack_ Coach, don’t get fired for bribing the recruits with counterfeit $20s!
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Checking in at the First Annual Glizzy Goat Glizz Party. 5 dogs on the boat, 15 deep on the weekend!
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Remote work Friday
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$3 corn dog special at the local bar👀
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Turned the office into the goon cave
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@DBradfordESPN There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
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The LGBTQB1 is coming to Chicago #NFLDraft
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This punch tastes like I’m gonna lose a chromosome tonight
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The throat goat @McNultysJames0n taking down 4 dogs at the turn👑
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First dog in a month #back
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Let the first annual Glizzy Goat 4th of July Glizzathon commence
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Glizzy Pyramid per doctor’s orders
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Raw doggin with the boys
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Active shooter alert! #WhiteBoySummer
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You already know
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Pizza Hut hot dog stuffed crust pizza needs to make a return
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2 months
No taxation without breast augmentation!!!
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Currently at 10 hot dogs on the weekend. Need to put on a show tomorrow at the Glizzy Goat Glizz Party
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@whitesox Thank you for being bad at hitting
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@DJDumpsack_ Beautiful view Woolie! Just missing a glizzy or two
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Me showing up to the golf course tomorrow morning after today’s 3 triples and 4 doubles
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Double barrel szn
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No hot dogs at the work golf outing, why did I even show up
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A fallen soldier
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@JonesHeads I think you made that bathroom cleaner
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Time for a shot!
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Austin, Texas I am inside of you
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Croissant dogs need to be mass produced
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Megan Nyvold
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sometimes all you need is a vision
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Sports!
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@JamesBeirceJr TV video would’ve broken the internet
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@ranch69691 I heard O-Block is beautiful that time of year!
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Final total: 15 hot dogs. Congrats to all who voted 15🫡
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I’ll miss the ability to self-select and avoid sitting next to a swamp rhino. Biden’s America!!!
@ScottGustin
Scott Gustin @ D23
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Southwest Airlines is officially dropping open seating after 50+ years and will start assigning seats. The airline will soon offer seats with extra legroom and will also add overnight flights starting in February.
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Sippin on that blue waffle!
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It’s a dial into the 8:30am call from the work bathroom type of morning
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Time to crank my hog
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Celebratory patron😤
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American ingenuity
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Emerson Lotzia, Jr.
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i also like to live dangerously
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The Earth is flat!
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Best pizza in the country @PequodsPizza
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Glizzy mode engaged
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Already 3 deep after this one…whoever voted 5 and 10 are my #1 and #2 opps
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Crankin
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Hey @littlecaesars release this for National Hot Dog Day thanks👍
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@sketchy_cactus Time for some guerilla warfare. Recruit egirls to rizz him up then expose his promiscuous behavior
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2 likes and the boys will reload for the night game
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@BorrachinhaMMA Paulo vs Strickland for the autism belt
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86 with a glizzy-induced quad bogey on 18😤
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Overheard at the driving range: guy was banging a therapist, then found out she was his ex’s therapist😂😂😂
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@PhilAPino54 Captain Buttcheeks
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@harleyrider6652 Buster there are rumblings of a “Peanut Butter Incident” with #HarryLeo , care to comment?
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It was always three hot dogs at the turn
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Two weeks without a hot dog, going through crazy withdrawals right now
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Glizzy girl is golfing with me for the first time, I’m about to turn into prime Tiger Woods
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It’s a wet bathing suit to the bar type of night
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Could go for a hot dog and a blowjob rn
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It’s drip or drown
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Time to throw a few of these on the grill!
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Glizzy Goat will be eating more real hot dogs than the throat goat this 4th of July
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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Joey Chestnut has been banned from this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand "Impossible Foods" over Nathan's More here:
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@SethDavisHoops Edey is unguardable. Good luck Tennessee
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@SouthernandFat “Did you know that Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne?”
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