Dustin “Dust Bunny” Bradford
@DBradfordESPN
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ESPN Lacrosse Analyst - Former Enron Shareholder - Homerun Derby Champion(3x) - Alex Murdaugh’s Money Launderer - Holding 40 Grand in Bearer Bonds
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Chicks are starting to post “back in my summer uniform” on their Snapchat stories. Same dude, been wearing it since February.
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@buttjones420
Jones, great list my man. However, polos and vests at the bar will never be an out for me. It’s a subtle yet efficient way to signal to everyone in the bar that I’m rich or that I just came from the office. Either option I can talk down to anyone in the bar and feed my ego.
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Dusty’s Polo Power Rankings:
1. Peter Millar
2. Johnnie-O
3. Southern Tide
Additionally, I would like to add my hot take that Cutter and Buck is by far the most over priced and worst polo on the market.
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I’m draped in Peter Millar and Smathers and Branson. Going to wear my flip flops to the country club and drink 1 million Busch light peaches. Happy Saturday!
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Wanted to share with y’all my new smathers purchase, the beverage cart belt. Best way to break the ice with the cart girl is to sew her means of transportation to your waist.
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I’m sorry, I’m not fluent in liberal just yet. What the hell is this shit?
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Pretty much the only person here. If my bet hits it pays my tab. If it doesn’t I threw away $10 for entertainment. Dusty economics.
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Shaving minutes off the ETA on a long drive might be more addicting than nicotine.
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Kicking my feet and giggling staring at this in my cart right now. Great day to be a vol!
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Happy hour I am inside you. Can’t wait to yap at a girls face about Enron and WW1 trench warfare.
Cheers,
DB
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This 4Runner and I were just slicing through traffic like a caffeinated 8 year old on fruit ninja. Gave him a nod and wave when he exited. Always respect the pace car.
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Joe Biden probably does a phone wallet keys check every 5 minutes.
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@BockoCocko
I actually bring them in my Yeti Tundra 45 Hard Cooler. I’ll be buying transfusions and whiskey cokes on my dads tab. Thank you for your concern but I do not fuck with public courses Mike.
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This fucks. The north has won this battle. Wow.
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Don’t mind me. I just plan on staying a while.
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Happy Father’s Day!
The kids woke me up by jumping on the bed at 7:30am. Just did 5 lines in the master bathroom to stop the sweats and shakes. Locked and loaded to take my son to the batting cages. Can’t wait to see what apron or mug I get from the wife this year.
- Dust
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Listening to my brother’s girlfriend talk about their sex life might be the worst thing that has gone into my ears since the time I had to watch a chick try and rap dreams and nightmares at the bar.
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Dropping a new Netflix documentary. Going to call it “My life in polos - inside the world of an SEC fraternity member”.
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#BREAKINGNEWS
Fuck woj bombs. I’m dropping a dust bomb. Dalton Knecht confirmed going to the heat. Dalton said to the media today “I want to be like Tyler Herro. Ah ha ha it’s white boy summer.” Interesting pick from Miami. We’ll wait in the wings to see how it pans out.
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@richdaddycarter
I use mine simply just to post forward facing pictures of me in places others can’t afford to be. Just to announce that I’m better than everyone else and feed me self sustaining, ever growing ego.
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Here’s a few things I fuck with.
Best,
D”DB”B
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Walking out of the office after clicking around in the same excel sheet for 8 hours.
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Golf tournament today. Threw up before we even got there. Happy Saturday! It’s 10:00am.
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To everyone,
Stop smoking weed in my general vicinity. You smell like the tax brackets bellow mine.
- Dust Bunny
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Placing bets and tweeting in the workplace is my version of corporate bonding.
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This is what northerners mean when they say they wear Barbour.
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Wanted to share my new business idea. A restaurant like hooters but it specifically only has side boob. I’m going to call it “Dusty’s” so you can tell the wife you’re going there and she won’t even realize you’re just peeping side boob and crushing Busch peach with the fellas!
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On my way to put a zyn in after a big lunch at the office.
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@DuragRebel
I might be biased but switch NFL and MLB. The NFL playoffs peak at the conference championships, their first rounds aren’t as electric as the NHL and MLB in my opinion.
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Just got an accidental tater tot in my curly fries. An unexpected but welcomed surprise. Really brightens my day. Wanted to share.
Best,
DB
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These Ivy League girls are super hot. Will they fuck with my Peter Millar and flip flops though? Might have to blend in and tie a sweater around my neck or some shit.
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Going to drink 1 million beers and think about B2 Stealth Bomber flyovers. Happy Fourth!
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Men that wear Air Force ones piss me off. What a stupid shoe choice.
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@CPA_Doug69
Doug, I’m so jealous you got to meet Mystik Dan. He won me a bunch of money at the derby this year.
#kentuckyderby
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Bought a juul today and ripped it in the bathroom. Still trying to confirm whether or not I just time traveled to 2019. Will update further.
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Calling shitty local dive bars to see if they’re doing the USMNT and debate double feature. Need to make sure I’ve got the right crowd with me for these events.
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🚨 I will be making an appearance at happy hour today 🚨
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Fucked it up with the girl of my dreams because I was hangry. Thanks for the cold meatball sub Wawa. Now I’m just eating shitty food and depressed.
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My Yankee friend just asked if my duck head pants were made out of duck. Fucking northern loser.
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Been thinking about these all day. Wanted to share and spread some happiness. Sunday, funday!
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3 summer shandy “big boys” in. I’m ready to tell a hooters girl I can “take her away to a better life”.
#petermillar
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@mitchallman8008
Hey Mitch, I knew Orvis doesn’t carry PM. I completely agree that tiny duck shirts would be an Orvis thing though because of the brand’s stronger ties to hunting and fishing. Thanks for your advice! I’ll get back to you when my duck is dressed like a bama kid at NOLA formal.
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I’m going to make my LinkedIn profile pic my mugshot. Show future employers that I can adapt and thrive under pressure. I think it would also highlight that I’m a personality hire and don’t actually bring anything of value to the table.
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Holy shit I love North Dakota st, what a shitty play call Deion. Never glaze this Colorado team again ESPN.
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Rolling past you, windows down, with this shit bumping. I’ve got my costas and cables on. What are you gonna do about it?
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@OliHendrixCBS
Oli,
That’s why it’s awesome because I can watch bullshit like canoe slalom and handball every four years. Also take a run at gold zone. Scott Hansen just flips you around to all the sports going on and doesn’t do the stupid puff pieces.
Hope this helps.
DB
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Play a couple hands on the online casino before going in person. Iron out the wrinkles and get warmed up for the night ahead. It’s just like grabbing a range bucket before playing 18. Could be the move.
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Does Peter Millar sell polos for baby ducks or is that more of an Orvis thing? Not letting my baby duck dress like the help.
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Moobie from barstool is so hot. Argue with a wall.
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Be a peach. Show me some side boob. Just a little bit!
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No amount of side eyes will stop me from buying a bucket of fried chicken from a grocery store. I’m in at least $300 of golf attire and will kill this entire bucket on my own. I have no shame, I’m richer than you.
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Been half chubbing my way through life for the past three days.
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@CBSBrenton
“Hey, so I’ve been thinking.” And then never text her back. Another classic is sending a song called some like “feeling for you” and then saying “made me think of you.” And once again never text her back.
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Evansville burners right now. (If they even have any)
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@richdaddycarter
The fuck kinda bio is “I want to kiss in the rain?” Who does she think we are? Spiderman?
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FSU burner verse come find me. I’ll let you know if you checked your swing.
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Is it a bad thing to get bottomless mimosas by myself? Want to get drunk tomorrow morning and every one is busy. Thoughts?
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My favorite bartender just gave me a free bourbon tasting. It just means more!
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Trying to figure out how to put my timeline in factory reset mode.
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Dalton Knecht pulling a Will Levis is not something I had on my bingo card.
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Dustin’s dusty donations (US Open Edition):
Brian Harman +15000
Matt Fitzpatrick +5500
Patrick Cantlay +4500
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@MurphyJLloyd
Taking the smathers belt off after a long day of fighting the liberals. Well deserved Lloyd.
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Dustin’s dusty donations (SEC Edition)
- Texas A&M -1.5
- Kentucky ML
- Italy -1.5 (Italian soccer is basically the SEC of Europe)
Parlay that bitch and have a day.
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Not going to lose $50 in poker this weekend so I’m going to spend that money on draft beer and cigarettes tonight.
Cheers,
DB
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Fishing in a kayak. Nothing better. This is the way the Powhatan wanted me to treat the wetlands.
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Watching the nba draft from the shower so I can drown myself after the wizards make a horrendous pick again.
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Nat geo got some shit called orca vs shark on. Fuck yeah, you know my drunk ass gonna sit here in my lawn chair and watch that. Gonna put it on mute and listen to treaty oak revival.
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In the throes of war in the office bathroom right now. There is currently a civil war going on in my stomach and the Indian chicken and Celsius has decided to secede from the union in liquid form. This will now be known as the first battle of bull runs.
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Forgot about the elite linsanity of these shoes. These, a pair of elite socks, and a phiten necklace was something special back in the day.
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I don’t care what anybody says. This guy is all over my feed and I think he’s fucking awesome.
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Racked up at least a $300 tab at the club yesterday and I’m gonna do it again today.
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Putting a same game parlay down on my night tonight:
- Texting the ex gf +120
- running out of tinder likes -250
- over 5.5 summer shandys -400
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Jack and coke, shrimp tacos, and vols baseball. Nothing can stop the Dust Bunny at the country club right now.
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“Dude happy hour is gonna be great.”
Me at 6pm with a soft 6:
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Top 10 waves
1. Boat wave
2-9. Any other possible type of wave
10. Jeep wave (fuck you)
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Dusty’s daily life hack:
If you’ve got no bitches on your roster follow these 2 simple steps:
1. Ask your dad to buy a boat
2. Chicks ask to come on boat
Now you’ve got boat hoes!!!
*Results may vary. Getting play is not guaranteed. If you seek to get play don’t come to me.*
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Wore my Barbour today only because it rained. It’s 85 degrees outside right now. I will use any excuse to break it out, I do not care.
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