Rod Allen
@FirstT1meCaller
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1x Elementary AAA Safety Patrolmen of the month. School of Hard Knocks Alum. Husband, father of two. #OnePride
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@Clapped_Dre
Well you don’t understand he doesn’t do the cool no look throws or rush for 1,000 yards so he’s not good. At least that’s what the guy on ESPN is telling me
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Hi, my name is Rod Allen, and I am OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING my candidacy for the State of Michigans governor position. We’re going to get rid of this states strict drinking laws NOW!
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@LatzChad
I am rod, Rod Allen that is. I am capable of many things that simpletons on this app cannot comprehend
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Oh I’m kicked out of Lou Has? No YOURE KICKED OUT OF LOU HA’S
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AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
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Tornoadoes, school shootings, coach cranking hog on the phone, and insane corruption. What a 3 years
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Dave Portnoy in the year 2024
I want to be very clear. I am rooting for France to beat the USA in the gold medal basketball game. My allegiences are far stronger to
@jaytatum0
than dodo brain Steve Kerr and Bron Bron. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
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I’d pay about 30 dollars for a bump of Jj McCarthys coke. I know he has good coke because he’s an addict that’s about to be a millionaire
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To every person who won’t take my shift for work today, you are going to feel my wrath when I hang myself while I work tonight. Fuck you
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Mel Tucker wins court fight against Brenda Tracy over release of text messages
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Maybe
@AOC
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Scottie Scheffler's mugshot from Louisville Metropolitan Department of Corrections.
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If you agree with the NFL getting rid of the hip drop tackle, you are as left as it gets. You probably also hate driving drunk and enjoy watching Zach edey play basketball
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Just had the fattest pit spill my beer. She left at half time. Oink oink the fuck home you fat bitch
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I can’t wait to watch mid November noon games
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The trek northwest starts in T-1 hour. Going to be handing out techs like it’s Halloween candy.
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The bartender at the local watering hole turned on PBS during the oilers game. If it is not back on in 10 minutes im going to shoot myself in front of the bartender
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Get out those parkas and base layers - Outdoors at Wrigley Field is a go for Jan. 4!
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Hand up, my bad
Not celebrating because I know who my guy is… imagine playing in front of sell out crowds with people saying the craziest things to you and you’re innocent. Extremely proud of my guy to be able to block out all that noise and compete at an extremely high level. 💯🙏🏽🤑
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You’ll never convince me that what the IRA did to British was not justified, but my god Zombie is a good song
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Where do you guys think you’ll go in the draft? I think im a mid 6th round to early 7th round pick. Not a guy whose athleticism wows you but a prospect who could get meaningful ST snaps and be a solid role player.
All men ages 18 to 26 would be automatically enrolled in the Selective Service System under a plan approved by a House committee Wednesday night.
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It’s opening day and the tigers are 5-1. We on an ultralight beam
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Kobayashi is now the undisputed GOAT
Joey Chestnut has been banned from this year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest
Chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand "Impossible Foods" over Nathan's
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Yo what’s up Steve you sick ass rizzly bear. Don’t want the money just want your advice on how I can parlay my dank shotgun skills and plowing chicks ability into a fire career. Hahahah dude I plow so many chicks it’s insane bro. Thanks again chiller.
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These dirty New York thugs can’t handle themselves! Although I’d be frustrated if I was going to go 3-14 this season too. Malik Nabers will be in the UFL in 3 years
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#TheMoment
for me is when
@pro_master_b8er
got kicked out of Landshark for ripping a cig
#LikeABoss
. That or
@Zyns4BrekfestV2
and I
#TheTailgate
for MSU v Ferris State ACHA D3 playoff hockey game
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It is
@ILoveOil_Spills
birthday. If you do not wish him a happy birthday I wish death upon your first born child
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@RyanEFox2
Glad you took a break from getting hammered at Excalibur to come up with this dumbass take!
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Is there anyone in the world with a bigger ego then Royal Oak bouncers? You would think these guys are navy seals the way these tools carry themselves
#StolenValor
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The tigers aren’t having enough sex and it shows on the ball field
here is how many times each team has had a player go on the paternity list since 2021
(births during the season)
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Casey Mize 6 games into the season
MLB reportedly weighing six-inning requirement for starting pitchers: How mandatory outings could work
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@thafondler
Cool Throne: Friday Lite
Hot seat: Spilling coffee in lap. Brutal way to start the day
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Typical. Is anyone surprised?
#scUM
#LeadersAndBest
NCAA investigators determined that Connor Stalions was on the sidelines wearing a disguise during the Central Michigan @ Michigan State game last fall, according to the draft.
No info provided on how he got a bench pass for the CMU sideline.
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Memorial cup time! Shoutout to Canadian soldiers for the sweet war crimes they committed during WW2, but they should’ve supported us during Iraq.
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Grieving the loss of a 21 point 2nd pair defenseman? Go watch pickleball.
@WingedWheelPod
I don't think Yzerman understood the value of Walman as a beloved player to the fans.
There is more to a team member than his stats.
The fans love him like a brother, and Walman also went out of his way to contribute to the community.
Most of us are grieving the loss.
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To every senior on
@MSU_Basketball
, you have disappointed every student, alumni, and fan of this school. You didn’t win a god damn thing. Every single one of you should be ashamed. What a joke
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DJ Burns has the chance to become an American hero tonight. Remember men, this is who the media wants you to be. Not a mothafuckin real boss like DJ burns
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@pistonsenjoyer
How many guys have the pistons drafted that we have said “if he can learn to shoot”
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My message to every bathroom attendant in this country: kill yourself
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Christian Pulisic is the greatest American since Theodore Roosevelt. NUFD.
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Sorry babe can’t come over, starting an NHL 2K9 franchise with the Atlanta Thrashers
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Listening to hells bells on my way to the first day in the office. I can’t wait to get loud on 3rd down again
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@LiberatorBane1
@clay_snowden2
Wouldn’t have whooped his ass if I didn’t have to watch Jordan Zimmerman play baseball!
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What happens when you recruit with rolls royces and cigars instead of player fit and development
Jaden Mangham reportedly has a visit to Michigan next week.
The fact that the MSU defensive back is even considering a transfer to Michigan is disappointing.
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@Zyns4BrekfestV2
@myshortstick11
You already know mr met aint hittin that right. I would destroy her
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