Getting tan. Girlfriend just brought me a bowl of grapes too. She’s tanning her back side now so I’m probably going to stare at her fat fucking ass. Maybe drink a few and drive to my sisters graduation later too. How’s your day going?
#fuckyou
#ilovebeingwhite
#BREAKING
: Alabama guard Mark Sears will officially withdraw from the NBA draft and return to Tuscaloosa for one more run per source.
@cyrustruth0
confirms.
“Enjoyed the process and got the feedback I needed. Talking to Coach Oats and my family, I feel it’s what’s best for me.”
Some kid who I had not talked to in probably two years came up to me at the gym today. Could not remember his name and he asked if I remembered him. Didn’t know what to say and hit him with the “damn bro you got so big and tall”. BIG AND TALL?? Am I fucking gay????
First day takeaways:
- My ass is not cut for heisman difficulty holy shit
- Touchdowns only cause lord knows I’m not making a fucking field goal this year
- Score every drive cause defense is IMPOSSIBLE
- POUND THE ROCK
- This game is incredible
Not 6’4” and in finance but instead 6’0” on a good day and a kinesiology major at my pussy big ten school (I’m going to end up being a fucking phys-ed teacher) Am I cooked???
#BREAKING
Jurgen Klopp has already arrived in the United States following the firing of Gregg Berhalter. Klopp has been named the top candidate for the
#USMNT
manager role, and feels “tempted” to return to coaching sources tell
@espn
. Potential glory days ahead for the U.S.
Want to put this out there so I can quote tweet it in a year or two:
Terrence Shannon Jr. is the steal of this draft. Someone is going to hit the jackpot.
Late, but my Alabama athletes in my lifetime
1. Derrick Henry
2. Mark Sears
3. Will Anderson
4. Julio (faint memories but nonetheless)
5. Minkah Fitzpatrick
HM: John Petty, Kenyan Drake (he can FLY), najee, waddle, Eddie Jackson, list goes on this was very hard.
My fucking bitch of a girlfriend made me change out of my Bush’s baked beans shirt for her cousins FIRST birthday party. Mind you I go through long distance (Michigan State- East Carolina) for this woman. God for bid I wear my Bush’s baked beans shirt, I’m almighty evil. God.
First Aaron has HIV. Sketch is a top tier gay. Now I’m hearing Aaron was trying to set up threesomes with dudes?? (Developing story) Terrible Monday morning holy fuck. Man down.
Want to put this out there so I can quote tweet it in a year or two:
Terrence Shannon Jr. is the steal of this draft. Someone is going to hit the jackpot.
East Carolina transfer quarterback Jake Garcia is now expected to enter the transfer portal on April 15th once it opens again, per source.
"It was apparent I couldn't compete here in Greenville. I knew Katin was special coming from a great program like Michigan State"
#BREAKING
: East Carolina transfer quarterback Katin Hauser has officially been named the starter for the 2024 season per
@On3sports
.
According to
@ECUPiratesFB
Head coach Mike Houston, it was “clear as day” from spring practice that Hauser was the guy for the Pirates.