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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti

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chi. Hoosiah. gambla. elitist. Peyton Manning is the GOAT. 755 credit score. duke/creighton hoops enjoyer. 17.8 handicap (low 15.6). golf snob. #ShrinkTheGame

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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@jworley69 Have a sort of friend that never played a minute of varsity lax (COVID + injury), but he would’ve been a 3rd string D mid as a senior. He plays at a 1000 kid D3 school and still has it in his bio, as a now senior year in college. Admirable, almost
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
My sister is at the fake ID acquisition age. Just got one but it sucks, so I told her I could help her and her friends out. Do I be a nice guy and charge them ~ the standard price or be a total dick and rinse a bunch of 17/18 year olds? I lean nice guy but wanted some input
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
If you follow these guys, kill yourself
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
29 days
@MoisStatic You’re tweeting about fortnite in 2024 man. You should probably sit this one out
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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Just got word from pops that my old dog passed. Got to school 5 days ago. Tough scene on FDOC. Just a reminder to cherish the days with them, and everyone, before they’re all gone. Cheers
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
25 days
@W_B_Rick Fuck Big Justice. That stupid piece of shit should never talk down to our King
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
Would probably kill a person to be an inbound college freshman again. Didn’t have any desire to go IU, still don’t tbh, but that first month was special. Nothing in the entire world mattered, a very fun way to have lived life
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
@sportsuck88 Threw this question up a few weeks back. Also don’t know. But would. I think. Maybe. Depending on the day. I think.
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@therickster699 Would be more competitive than IB at Goldman
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@RickRyderSooner Yea I’ll definitely get a little something of the deal for sure, but not gonna hit on my sister’s 17/18 year old friends. They’re kids still!
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@NUCLRGOLF @HankHaney @SmylieKaufman10 “They are not in the arena.” Well said ror
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@flyer4lyfe Alright this is just gay. There’s a fine line that every man needs to ensure he hasn’t crossed before stepping out into the world
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@jworley69 Basically he played the position where they put the kids who can’t contribute on offense (cuz they suck) and would’ve been behind a couple sophomores as a senior. But yes, a tale as old as time indeed
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@KILLTOPARTY Find the best divorce lawyer around and ransack him
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@christafah
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@sankeysthirdleg “Joined June 2024”
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@PlayoffKap He’s broke asf. Worked at golf courses in Chicagoland area growing up and people called him “No Tippin” Pippen because he was a total brokie
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@jworley69 Spot on. Any high school athlete can play D3 if they want, just always the end of the benchers that choose to
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@rocketroger54 It’s hard to comprehend sometimes
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Dude she is just so quirky 😂😂😂😂 how does she always find a camera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sportingnews
The Sporting News
1 month
Kelsey Plum is always going to find the camera 😂
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
On an intern trip for a few days. Dinner then bar(s) in town to follow. Is it wrong to try and chase some tail while I’m here?
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@wobblymami ASSAULT ME!!
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
7 days
@BoilerMuse If you are unable to make this throw, you are not a college level quarterback
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@OutrightKing59 Kuch is a fag for the decision but drap is maybe the biggest fag alive
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@richdaddycarter Makes me laugh when I see chicks put “life partner” on hinge, yet this is somehow more laughable
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Gentle reminder for all:
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
I have seen this kid on campus at least 100 times. One of those kids you don’t actually know, but as soon as you see the face, instantly recognize. Crazy shit to see about this kid too. Lived in my freshman dorm building
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Overachieving pervert in NYC as Citibank intern tries raping woman day after groping another: prosecutors
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Why is every burner golf account (except snob) and golf media person a total lib?
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
Just checked Hinge for the first time in a few weeks, got me thinking. Enjoy (or don’t) and shoot some feedback
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
It looks like dogshit, but not even a remote chance this should stop anyone from watching. Have guys prioritize their safety after seeing so many of the CTE cases down the line is admirable honestly
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
@RickRyderSooner It can be a tough place to go, but the cologne section always hooks me in. Love to sample even tho 99% chance I don’t buy
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Fuck u nigga. Nigga is short for nïgger, I’m just using slang
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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Bloomington, man!
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Beäner, nïgger, fäggot. What other words do I need to manipulate to be able to say on here?
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
I can’t even state how badly I want to suck on the tits of the chick one to the left of the center chick. I don’t think I’ve seen a better rack in my life
@JoeKinseyexp
Joe Kinsey
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The Texas A&M Delta Zetas would like to welcome everyone to the 2024-25 school year.
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@ChristBerman SoBet is just an absolute crew of fäggots
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
Scale of 1 to James Charles, how gay would it be to wear polos to class. Feel like I’ve spent too much on the collection to basically shelf them for 9 months
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@Campus_Cuties I need her to spike a volleyball as hard as she can into my ballsack
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@NBAUNKLEKRACKER Me too. A nice candle fucks very hard. Chicks dig it tho unc
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@zarahsultana This is why Indians shouldn’t be allowed to immigrate
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Is Pookie hot? I feel like I flip stances on the issue every time I see her..
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Jett is absolutely that nigga tho
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
And wow, have eclipsed 300 retärds. Cheers to all. Good wishes to a great year for all of those returning to their respective schools. Prayers up for those in the real world, I’ll join you in a year, but for the time being, I’m going to get super drunk nonstop on y’all’s behalf
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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I would saw off my entire foot to have Ana de armas make eye contact with me. Can’t imagine what I’d do for this
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me and who
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I’m really craving this right now
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@DanFlashes99 Hey Randrew, I hate to tell this, but that’s a dude
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Real solid haul to come back to after the work trip AND I get paid for tomorrow and don’t have to work. Gonna have a nice, relaxing Thursday night. Cheers
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@McstevensBurl Great take Burl. Guys a turbo loser
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
21 days
@mickmami The same thing we do every night: contemplate every decision we’ve ever made and think about where it all went wrong
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
These little fellas are electric. Watch the video multiple times through every time. Highly recommend
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
They getting fake IDs?
@pamelam35
Pamela Maldonado
2 months
The Olympic photos for golf … on the official Olympics website 😆
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@iam_johnw You know 0 ball
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@primetimeleion Idk if actually worse than swifties, but feels worse because dudes are apart of it too
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
10 days
Fun night at the bar, mucked a couple NY type slices and now, the best show ever. Cheers
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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Real talk, you shouldn’t be allowed into any type of office if you have tattoos (personally I think at all) but like this especially. You make this moronic of a decision with your own body, how can we trust that you’ll make even an okay one on the behalf of constituents?
@1800factsmatter
Facts matter
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Lauren Boebert out there giving Anna a run for her money. They just reminding everyone you can be proud of looking great. Conservative women are beautiful
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
3 months
@monkeybarscout Waste of a lineman size
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Think I’d rather thug it out in the hood or starve in a 3rd world country than live like this kid. Just a complete waste of oxygen. His life has zero purpose and one day he may reflect and change his ways, but it’ll be too late
@dohertyjackk
Jack Doherty
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Well that didn’t end well…💀🤣
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Thought Tony was a little dweeby, but an absolute staple of my youth was coming home from school and catching this and PTI back to back while doing some homework. It was also always on when I’d get my SportsClips buzz cut right after school. Cheers to a good run 🍻
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@EricWompman People like that are why we need to #ShrinkTheGame
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
27 days
@goatcolonelreb Idk if I could even make it an hour. I want to shoot myself when hear it over an IG reel, let alone for 24 hours straight!?!?!
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
Top 5 worst feeling is when you’re tired and go to bed, but then you can’t fall asleep. I’ve been yawning since 4 today, couldn’t keep my eyes open on car ride home from fantasy draft, so I pop right in bed when I’m home and bam: 2 hours sitting here with not an ounce of shuteye
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
Maybe the greatest sports arc of all time is Jamies Winston. My dad (and sort of me too) was praying on his downfall at FSU, as were many. But now he’s the most likable dude in the league. He’s a convo topic every time I see certain friends. From a scummy kinda guy to beloved
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
24 days
@NICKWATTS__ Been saying this Nick. Big Fat Justice has no idea what the fuck he’s doing. He’s a greedy little cock face, has no idea what’s going on this entire video, and it’s a complete buffoon. I’m so sick of his shit and now he’s bullying The Rizzler, OUR KING!? I think the fuck not
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
3 months
@Eldricks_hoes That beta cuck calling someone soft, very rich content
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
22 days
That’s a flag, zebra!!
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2 months
The Rizzler is that fuckin nigga
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1 month
Odds I use a racial slur or say/confess something to my parents/friends/siblings that I shouldn’t have tomorrow? (Going to take a lot of painkillers). Betting odds set to -250
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
22 days
It’s a complete coin flip if this guy gives a spot on take or a diabolically awful one. However, this take is 1000% spot on
@sweatystartup
Nick Huber
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As a dad your job is to make sure your son is the oldest in his class. Huge advantage in sports and it’ll bleed over to academics, relationships, everything. Boys mature extremely slowly. Give them every advantage you can!
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@christafah
Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@__claire__bear_ Why can’t I get these texts
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
28 days
Does Jynxzi have just an absolute hammer? Or is he super rich? I don’t watch streamers so I know nothing about the guy, but he’s ugly ass piss and I think I’d kill people to be able to fuck Breckie Hill, so he should be nowhere near that snatch imo
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@therealburns3 You are such loser dweeb. Of course you go to I Screwed Up. Now go fuck off
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
I wanna #ShrinkTheGame to protect the greens and avoid slow play, but mostly so that millennial dudes that have absolute atrocities for golf swings stop posting videos with “Collecting Golfers X/50,000.” Nothing infuriates me more than shitty, talentless golfers “making content”
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@Eldricks_hoes Married a chick with a nose ring. All I need to know about the guy
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
I want to live on a farm
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Ian Miles Cheong
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I want to live on a farm.
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Alright I’m cheering for Colombia (partially because some kid just threw $5k on Argentina against me) but also because of that national anthem. Fire me the fuck up!
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@lporiginalg If you were calling your wife your partner in the first place, you’ve been cooked. Was just a matter of time
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@West_columbiasc She still sucks
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@mrgillly Wish the whale was still acceptable in social settings. An all time brand and time to be alive
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@brodysheetzESPN I blocked them after this video. I can’t take it anymore
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
23 days
Just tweeted about this video a few days ago, but racky (girl to our left of point girl) STILL has me SLOBBERING like a starving dog being restrained from a pool of ground beef
@JoeKinseyexp
Joe Kinsey
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The Texas A&M Delta Zetas would like to welcome everyone to the 2024-25 school year.
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@seld_on France boutta be uninhabitable in t-minus 5 years
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@samuelwockhardt Not 27, but an early 20s man and I do have a strong opinion on One Direction. I think they made a number of great songs and I enjoyed a lot of their music
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@EliManning Greatest football family there’ll ever be. Peyton is the GOAT too
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@sashaperigo No thanks. Regards, Chrissy
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Bump: “6 months ago, I would’ve gotten high and slept all day, here’s my day as a 23-year old in recovery.” Dump: Evan Thompson. Guys a dweeb
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Who would’ve guessed the Jew that ruined sports jerseys (and looked like the way he does) would be a shitty athlete
@kendallbaker
Kendall Baker
2 months
Michael Rubin… not an athlete
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@PikeLegacyBid1 A direct result of why the game is starting to grow too fast and people are disrespecting it. Wearing joggers, gym shorts, hoodies, etc. it’s fucking embarrassing and a disgrace to the sport.
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@seismically Nigga has a septum piercing and pink cat headphones 😭😭😭😭
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
Just spent $525 on 2 slow pitch softball bats. Am I doing this adulting right?
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@SDJfiveK I don’t even want to give me opinion on you if you can’t get into I Screwed Up
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@MaxBloomberg69 I thought it was a good shirt, then I clicked the picture, saw the face, and instantly agreed with the caption
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
@HaroldSJohnson2 Tennis for sure. Not only do hot chicks play, but it’s a sport you can play as you age and having a chick that is a competent player would go a long way
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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8:32 pm. I’m in bed. Man was it a long day
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
I legitimately cannot stand this guy. Looks like a pussy, is a pussy, acts like he’s one of the boys, is not one of the boys. Just GTFO of golf media, PLEASE!
@NUCLRGOLF
NUCLR GOLF
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🚨🎙️⛳️ #NEW : @ForePlayPod Dan Rapaport says he will be on the call for the newly announced ‘Creator Classic’ at East Lake. @Daniel_Rapaport
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@KILLTOPARTY You may be the best follow on any app. These fucking pussies are the absolute bane of my existence. Why does he say “double chunk chocolate cookie” that way? Why does he laugh that way (and so much)? Why does they both have 40% BF? There’s no way they’re both NOT miserable!
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
6:19 CST and I already see a guy knocking down airport beers. Cbtm
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@DoubleDub40 Bump. Never done any of the above and never will
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
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@Sandbaggerrr If it’s a pure ass course, fine. Still a little gay imo but tolerable. If it’s a muni, they should probably just close up shop
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
2 hours post op, still racial slur free. As long as I make it home from the hospital without one, I think I’m going to be just fine
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
1 month
Odds I use a racial slur or say/confess something to my parents/friends/siblings that I shouldn’t have tomorrow? (Going to take a lot of painkillers). Betting odds set to -250
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Christopher “Chrissy” Moltisanti
2 months
@rlc1k 3 beers or so
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