Vols| 31 yrs young| happily married| hater of all things above the mason dixie line| excel and salesforce certified| Registrations SIE: 7, 63| box muncher
Guys I’m ripping bag, wearing PM, drinking domestics, listening to WSP, in my rainbows, at my internship, fuck the sec belt, cranking hog, whomped out🔥🔥😂
Here’s how I would run school admissions if I was in charge:
Must be attractive (at least a 6)
Must be southern
Must be white (white washed is acceptable in certain circumstances)
Must be intelligent(at least a 27 ACT)
Parents must make at least a combined 150k yr
@christafah
It’s always the fuckers who didn’t even play in hs who somehow end up at some college you’ve never even heard of paying 50k+ a yr to play a sport they aren’t even that good at
Worleys top 5 tv shows:
1. Sopranos
Huge gap
2. Mad men
3. Better call Saul
4. The wire
5. Impractical jokers
HM: succession, Dexter, band of brothers, breaking bad, lost, first few season of the arrow & got.
Celebrating a successful first day on the job. (Completed crossword, wordle, connections, coffee golf, scrolled twitter and took a day shit on the clock)
#boom