I’ve been rotting on my parents couch and watching the hobbit and LOTR movies nonstop for the last 2 days. Not sure if I can return to school, this life suits me too well.
@larrylovespot
Larry, I fell asleep face down at the bar last night and accidentally tipped my Uber driver 20 bones. As shitty as that sounds, I realized it’s not how you fall but how you get back up.
PL
Recharging for a comeback. Huge fan of canned water. Putting these down the hatch then I’m gonna cricket in my bed like an autistic child. Sleep tight,
PL
@jworley69
Justin, what’s with the faggy hat on top of your clubs? You’re supposed to put it on the ground before you start pissing. Hope this helps,
PL
Won $50 on
@jworley69
’s head. Woke up drunk and not hungover. Got some Hardee’s breakfast. Headed to the intern golf tournament. That’s all. Happy Sunday,
PL
@jworley69
The only correct answer is no. I may be a piece of shit through and through, but you should be ashamed of yourself Justin. What would Momma Worley say if she saw this?
@BoWithersOBGYN
@larrylovespot
Fighting someone demons myself Bo, I’ve got some left over Miller Lite tall boys begging for it. You’ve inspired me to indulge them.