Geebthan Petry
@fuckdickharpoot
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Proud non-voter, Gamecocks, braves, college baseball sharp, WSMFP, live music apologist, I went to NYC once and fucking hated it
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Last Seen Profiles
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Gonna get off work and take geebs in nature (my backyard)
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I too would like to buy myself one of these “transfers”
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I guarantee that none of the losers protesting have ever pulled a couple milky geebs and played a round of PGA and that's their problem
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*Joined November 2023*
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Burner verse fucking blows too many freshman posting unoriginal shit FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop making your pledges make a Twitter account most of them fucking suck
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My buddy
@jerryxandusky2
is getting married today and I’m drunk as piss but I’m happy for you buddy!!! (My wedding hat pictured)
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Mass blocking purge starting tomorrow I’m gonna enjoy this app again goddamnit
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Gonna get off work and take geebs in nature (my backyard)
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This bad boy in its prime must’ve accounted for at least 75% of the DUIs and domestic violence cases in Swansea, SC
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I’ve long awaited your sweet embrace
My geeb is in for a rough one when I get back from Nashville gonna put up wilt numbers
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Johnny Manziel documentary was good saw alot of myself in Johnny, not the bipolar part, but the badass part where he gets drunk and fails drug tests
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Thinking about the possibilities of all my bets hitting forever:
Big house
Fishing boat
Sexy wife
Beast mode gamecocks football team(I am the entirety of their NIL)
Hunting property (place to kill spikes and post them on my IG story
Foodacris jail (he never leaves)
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Went to go see Stickson at his new job, turns out he's just scooping coins out of the five points fountain and putting them in a double lined paper bag from trader joes
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Just got stoned and made buffalo chicken dip gonna play ncaa 14 and watch “the wire”
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Just drove by an elementary school field day, little do they know it's all downhill from here
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One time I convinced foodacris that he was a real cop and he needed to take out some local thugs LOL I took a video of it though
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@v00d00binks
I plan on having the futurebirds at my wedding so Womz can try to fuck my new wife
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Taking a class this semester called “Popular Music of the American South” can’t wait to kill it when we get to the section about Miller lites and panic
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That lady burner ain’t gonna fuck you buddy you just look like a fag 🫵
#losers
#twitterspacesaregay
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The moment I saw these I wanted to get some of those chinese re-education camps up in here
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If foodacris decides to press charges on the gentlemen who borrowed his car I will PERSONALLY defend them in court
#NOTguilty
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@monkeybarscout
Protesting is gay no matter why ur doing it go do some drugs or something loser
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Next time I buy an 8th imma take a picture of the plugs bag too
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This is how I look at fooda cris when he calls someone else retarded
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Woke halftime show was terrible,, foodacris sung along to every word tho
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I told a black guy about putting ur chips ON the sub and he looked at me like i just created fire for the first time
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Ur the girlfriend in the relationship I hate to break this news to you
My gf got me this for Christmas. I wasn’t gonna open it until we won another one… cheers y’all! 🤪
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you have to give up ur college diploma when you buy a pair of HeyDudes
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If I find the F-35 I wont say anything but there would be signs (foodacris hq blown up in a badass explosion)
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This guy made his move too early he would have LOVED the campus tent sit-ins
#loser
#poorstrategy
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My geeb is in for a rough one when I get back from Nashville gonna put up wilt numbers
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they put cocoa butter all over the floor at the damn zaxbys I just ate shit and my big zax snack went flying everywhere and the black teenagers working the drive thru started laughing at me fuck this stupid shit
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Wanted to check in on foodacris to see how he’s doing, he told me he was making popsicles so it seems like he’s doing pretty good 👍
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Just took a geeb outside and this popped up. Happy to announce that I am in fact part of the problem
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My opps just shit their pants knowing I’m geebing like this on a Monday
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Shittacris shit his pants at HQ in front of all the buddies
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getting a sub sandwich for lunch gonna try to be responsible and eat half now and half later gonna get some chips with it too prolly
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Got drunk and pulled some geebs with buddies, tavon Austin highlights immediately followed, thanks
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No one is talking about the Kai Kroger decline, a bunch of sheeple in the gamecock fan base apparently
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Already drinking brown gonna have to get a buddy to keep my n-word usage down at the big game later
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Steak night before our thugs take on the upstate thugs
Cc:
@21Queebz
@SouthernandFat
@pauliewalnutzz
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Just got off the horn with foodacris he told me that he’s going to the capital on January 6 to try to “get it back yurd” (direct quote) I think he is just doing it so George santos can have his job back
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@PlayballCarti
@SouthernandFat
Heard from a buddy that the Indians don’t wanna take Condon they like Bazzana which I disagree with but I’m no MLB exec
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Foodacris fell asleep on my couch think I’ll draw stuff on his face LOL
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Has Beamer tried cheating yet? Feel like that might work
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@MarkTwang12
making my black 5 star receiver tweet out the n word (hard r) multiple times a day
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I've seen like 4 teachers begging and grifting on IG for people to buy them shit on prime day...WTF!! nobody cares I'm not gonna buy you something and ship it to the school you stupid bitch thats why u teach 2nd grade
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@SouthernandFat
Foodacris probably wants to put spinning rims and a loud speaker system in it I bet
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Foodacris told me he came up with a new idea that would make him money. The big idea: a blanket that wraps around u and it’s got a zipper! LOL buddy congrats to foodacris for inventing the sleeping bag!
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Just tested positive for the China virus, gonna take this opportunity to eat sticks and play NCAA 14 and not feel guilty for skipping class
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Thank the good lord dakereon Joyner has played his last game in the garnet and black, he’s just not that good at football. Luke Doty I’m coming after ur 🫵 ass next. Stop wasting scholarships on qbs who can’t play qb
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@SouthernandFat
@FreeMyDad420
Lmao why is an Ole Miss kid buster murdaugh anyway that isn’t even their thing
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Going to Nashville this weekend I got too excited and already packed my cowboy hat, tank top, wranglers, and even my chain!! (gonna be untucked the whole time) The only way this trip could get better is if the Stews were playing!
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Let’s add a bottle of oil into the equation and let these two boys wrestle it out!
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The library bar in Oxford has great space for Oklahoma drills, unfortunately people are listening to music in the Oklahoma drill spot thanks, no thanks
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@Barstool_Cocks
@spac3odyssey
Bro had a less successful covid year than Dakereon Joyner🤣🤣🤣🫵 unbreakable record
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My Spotify wrapped is gonna be:
1. The Stews
2. The Stews
3. The Stews
😎😎😎
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