Max Bloomberg-Cohen
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Corinthians 13:7. Former 5⭐️ Football player. Shitty golfer. Beef eater. Guinness drinker. Cousin of Olympic Gold medalist.
Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined April 2023
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Anyone mind if I play 36 holes on a Tuesday??
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“Men used to go to war” and women used to not be so fucking fat. Lay off the fast food you fat bitch.
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Too drunk so my 14 year old sister driving the to little brother grad party
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I’d wager a large sum of money that one of these fellas has a burner
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My older sister just came out via her Instagram. I’m honestly not surprised but damn shawty you ain’t wanna text in the family gc first?
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I know this fella has a burner. Who are you Nate from Atlanta.
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Starting 75 hard tomorrow:
- Less than 10 zyn per day
- Don’t get a bag everytime I drink
- Eat more steak
- Arbys once a week (maximum)
- No drinking before work
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Made this list drunk in hotel room. Don’t think I missed
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Pool table in the gas station is a perfect example of why I’ll never leave the south
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Reference pic of her friend group
My older sister just came out via her Instagram. I’m honestly not surprised but damn shawty you ain’t wanna text in the family gc first?
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Having the worst Saturday of all time:
- Grandma died
- Leg day
- Ran out of zyn
- Working 4-10
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
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Liking your buddies tweet is the online version of a fist bump
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Bang.
Fell in love with a Canadian girl on the boat over. Now killing a Peroni.
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Date party date is a level 12 town hall. What we thinking?
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Took too many shrooms yesterday and started tripping sack calling myself the monkey king and ate 8 bananas which I threw up all over myself
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Jew of the day ( pictured on the left; not Ryan Williams)
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Brother grad party. Someone is getting a pledge next year!
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Do NOT drag Sydney into this
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Typical morning as a 20 year old 6:15-8:30
Wake up
Twitter
Beat off
Eat breakfast
Throw in a zyn/ shit
Do wordle/ connections
Shit/more Twitter
Back to bed
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Woke up with nose blood✅
Saw the ex has a new bf ✅
No zyn ✅
Week is off to a miserable start
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Steak and eggs anyone?Yogurt bowl too?? Protest these nuts ✊
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Bama Pi Phi tik tok posting this chick is abroad is comical
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Some of these new Alabama burners are fucking trash. Yall know who you are.
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Before she died my grandmother told everyone in her nursing home that I was on a mission trip in Barcelona, which is not true. I had no idea she did this until the pastor brought it up during her funeral today.
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If I’m being honest when my friends sent link of Scottie arrested I was fully expecting that jacked naked black man in my face not a news article
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Bitch I know just posted this on her private story so I thought I’d share
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I would like to formally thank the Tuscaloosa PD for all they do for us.
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9 eggs for breakfast (8 pictured). Topped with raw parm cheese
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No Joey Chestnut in the hot dog eating contest is like not doing bag in NOLA
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Excited to sit on my couch and hate on JJ McCarthy all night
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My son in 10 years wearing his Mountain Brook T-Ball jersey at the Braves game.
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Best tasting fish:
1. Blackened Redfish
2. Any crusted grouper
3. Fried Catfish
4. Raw Tuna
5. Blackened Mahi
HM: Anything with crab meat on top
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As a man you need to have one hobby that is everyone else thinks is weird
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I’d call last nights date party a success to say the least:
Texted ex gf (she responded)✅
Shit at the bar ✅
Got Taco Bell after ✅
Woke up in my suit✅
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My older sister just posted this on her Instagram story. For reference: she is 30 yrs old, sells screen doors online and works from home full time.
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I have Decided to make my Twitter public again. I want to thank god first and foremost, second of all I’d like to thank the red head who works at the Chevron.
#Corinthians137
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Everyone in the family is out of town except my dad and I. This fucking rocks. Time to do nothing except eat takeout and drink
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Plans after work:
- See who Pelicans draft
- Get high and watch his highlights all night
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Just got my first “you need to stop using zyn and smoking pot” of the summer. My mom is about to get her first “you need to start using Ozempic” of the summer
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Just sent my Snapchat AI a dick pick and he sent one back
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“Compliments to the chef”
Angel will not understand them as he speaks almost no English and is 17. He will respond “you gay Ronaldo better than Messi because you gay”
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Country music is the best until you’re driving home from work wondering where it went wrong with her
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Rylan in the portal. Guess ill skip my classes and day drink to honor him
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OJ didn’t die for me to be the fake Israeli president on a Friday
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I like my Women like my Guinness: Tan, Blonde on top, and good head.
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The Burner world ain’t for everyone. Some of you mf not funny
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Max’s dream afters guests:
- Jon Jones (racked)
- 40yr old Latina bartender I work with
- Willie Nelson (stoned)
- Baby Gronk (racked)
- 7th grade English teacher (naked)
- Shane Gillis
Duke’s dream afters guests:
-Leonardo DiCaprio (acting as a slightly prejudiced man from the 1900s)
-Duncan Trussel (on cid)
-Johnny Manziel (racked)
-Joey Diaz (also racked)
-strawberry milk mob (nude)
-Emrata (also nude)
-Sturgill Simpson (wearing a cowboy hat, geetar in hand)
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Go read about Kyle Filipowski girlfriend. Been down the rabbit hole in it for a few and it’s fucking wild. She converted him to Mormon and cut him off from his family. They’ve been engaged for 3 years secretly (he was 17, she was 23). Insane read.
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Every time I leave USA a couple things happen:
1. Cig addiction
2. Walk 20k steps a day
3. More patriotic/ conservative
4. Can’t poop
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Dream blunt rotation as of 05/10/2024:
1. My grandma
2. My ex girlfriend
That’s it thanks
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Happy 4th of July. About to buss tables for hours while my friends drink on the beach.
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“You don’t get it dog the bagels down here don’t hit the same as they do back in Jersey my slime”
“Yo boys, let’s go get flick”
Fuck, I hate fucking Pi Kapps
Only a fag from Jersey would post this
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This might change yall opinion of me and if it does I hope we can remain friends, with that said:
I would like to announce I am a bidet guy.
Sorry if this offends any of yall.
- MBC✌️
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Told ya: Modelo and Publix sushi for the win
Everyone in the family is out of town except my dad and I. This fucking rocks. Time to do nothing except eat takeout and drink
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“Won’t be on the bag Saturday” yeah right buddy I’ve heard this a million times
Why Scottie Scheffler's caddie won't be on the bag for a likely Saturday round at the PGA Championship.
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Sydney Sweeney photographed by Sonia Szóstak & jerked off to by Max Bloomberg-Cohen
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Worst cities in America:
1. Atlanta
2. Orlando
3. Shreveport, LA
4. Florence, SC
5. Meridian, MS
HM: Helen, GA
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Best Jews (no order)
Adam Sandler
Kodak Black
Adam Silver
Seth Rogen
HM: Jesus
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Shout out the ex for the following:
-Putting me on espresso martini
-Teaching me to cook
-Having good rap playlist(still listen to it)
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The equivalent of Groundhogs day in Tuscaloosa is when girls start wearing tank tops and skirts to class.
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Question of day: Does my coworker want my cock in her or is she just nice
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