Hugh Breeze
@biggeebman
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Barner | 🫘 advocate | 0-1 on DUI Checkpoints | Immature for my age | AOC hater
Selma, AL
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Going to try to go low hope no one has a problem with that?
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@BettyJo78225
If you’re a fan of those high noons I suggest Surfsides, delicious and smoother than the nooner.
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@__303Nryan
Oven at 300 for 10ish mins let rest for a few then cast iron sear, 2 mins each side. Could’ve had a harder sear but I’ll take the temp.
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Anyone on the BV want to get involved in a pump and dump scheme so we can all retire.
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@JeffPetriDishv2
Funny story. Dave Portnoy sent full nudes to like 3 girls I was friends with when we were juniors in highschool.
His best line was “I’ll have a million high noons for you if you come see me in Nantucket..”
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Idk how to explain it but if you have a nicotine addiction to zyns your clean. If you have a vape addiction you’re a mess.
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I have a mental image of all of you on the Burnerverse based on your profile pictures.
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@BockoCocko
Mike, John Rahm 4 putted on the first hole of the Masters and went onto win.
Lock in.
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@DoubleDub40
@JohnDadof7
Curious to know what you’d have to do for work to not show up 6 brews deep.
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@adkravetz
300 in oven for 10 min or a 100 internal temp. Rest for 5 mins , sear it up to around 120-125 and rest for another 3-5.
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Can someone start cutting coke with mucinex and Sudafed so I can breathe the next day. Thanks
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I’m always one beer away from being able to talk to a woman, then I have that beer and don’t remember anything from the night before.
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Weekend stats: Rating 1/10
- Down $180 at Casino
- Got thrown out of said casino
- Car towed
- Puked in Uber
- Missed tee time
- $90 bar tab (no recollection)
Maybe the ex wife was right about a drinking problem.
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Chat,
I live next to a Pilates place that is a revolving door of beautiful women.
If I did a class would they think I’m gay or a predator?
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Tomorrow is a 6:30 am wakeup, that will last Monday-Friday for the next 40 years.
Can I not just put Transfusions on my Dads account forever?
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Hours worked: 2 hrs
Time scrolled: 3 hr
Poops: 2
Zyns: 3
Productive day so far at the office.
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I swear I’m not a whore…
You sucked my sweaty balls after I was at the bar for 6 hours, you are no saint.
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I will not go home with a fat chick. I will not go home with a fat chick. I will not go home with a fat chick.
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Me and David Goggins have very different ideas of what’s fun at 4am.
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Don’t get making your pledges get burners, this shit is a privilege that must be earned.
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It’s the little things in life, weekend starts tomorrow.
Remember why we celebrate, everyone enjoy the 4th, safe travels.
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@SouthernandFat
Agreed. What started out as a bunch of dudes talking shop and bullshit has turned into a competition for likes and follows. If it’s a real burner you’re not in it for the wrong reasons.
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No one in my office knows that I have a tweet going viral right now.
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If the burnerverse had a government who would be the president?
I think
@SouthernandFat
would be pretty high up.
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First day on the job and they already want me to meet HR!
I must be doing great!
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Humbling morning, woke up in a random bed couldn’t find my shirt (PM) and walked 2 miles home at 7 am.
This beer was earned.
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That first rip of a mint Juul pod is going to bring back memories.
Being 14 in a stall, getting so buzzed you can’t even walk before going to class. Good times.
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If you’re on the BV your GroupMe messages hit at a very high rate.
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You know it was a long night when you have to wakeup and hope you didn’t tweet the n word.
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Off tomorrow for Juneteenth might be the first time I’ve agreed with anything the lefts done in this country.
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This sounds like a Frat election, dudes debating golf swings and handicaps to decide who runs this country.
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Boss is active on twitter and told all of us to feel free to connect.
Might have another hr meeting if he ever finds this account.
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Are you gonna ask for the machine or just stand 3 feet in front of me for 15 mins?
I’m not moving until they do. Can’t back down.
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Tinder: But for dudes trying to find golf partners. Sick of getting paired with middle aged push cart Asian dudes.
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@Peppermint6mg
Salt while letting it come to room temp and to get moisture out. Then pat dry and salt and pepper. Pepper burns quick so not too much. A good cut shouldn’t need too much seasoning.
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Thursday thoughts. Keep fighting the good fight fellas, Friday is on the horizon.
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I’m shittin on company time
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Woke up this morning and somehow have $500 riding on a hotdog eating contest
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He found it hilarious. Turns out he needed a ride because his license is suspended for a DUI.
Coworker asked for a ride on the first day to work.
Gonna be super awkward when he watches me blow into a breathalyzer to start the car.
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Juneteenth…drank 18 beers today for the century my guys got freed.
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Peter Millar this, Peter Millar that, the real flex is staining your Peter Millar and not giving a fuck it was $130.
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Swing reveal was late but here it is. Tips welcomed, I know it needs work.
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Coworker asked for a ride on the first day to work.
Gonna be super awkward when he watches me blow into a breathalyzer to start the car.
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Might need to make a burner for my burner to get back to what I started this for.
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Had to cook up a man beater for tonight, remember fellas can’t go broke taking a profit.
But hell, why not take the deep shot tonight gentleman, why not?
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Do you like that white boys this. Liberals hate that, I’m just out here trying to get more than 5 likes on a post.
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After going to the drawing board as to why these past two weekends got out of hand.
I’ve decided, it’s time to start getting bags again.
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If the strip club doesn’t have a cig vending machine I don’t want to be there
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It fucking hit. Finally a win
Woke up this morning and somehow have $500 riding on a hotdog eating contest
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I join corporate America tomorrow forever. Might just kms tonight.
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Tf Bronny gonna say when he asks Lebron for the ball?
Pass it daddy?
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Imagine going to Sky after winning a huge game and seeing Cam fucking Newton.
Instead we beat Vandy and I see Thorne buying 3s Vegas bombs at South.
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Protestors at the Travelers on 18 green.
USA chants echo out, I fucking love this country.
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@GenoMccallAU
All will find a home these are my guesses.
Sig Chi
Pike (the fist gave it away)
TKE
Lambda (they all do that gay little pose)
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@fatmilflover
Depressants with beers to start, stimulant to pick you back up, cap it off with a heroic dose.
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The amount of clips that are going to come out from tonight are going to feed families.
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@lizzzzzzzzzzy
@BlueJays
You might get a ring after sticking that out.
I mean for staying for 9 Innings at a Bluejays game not the black eye.
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With the 1st pick in the 2024 NBA Draft the Atlanta Hawks select…Michael Penix, Quarterback, University of Wasington.
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Back from Myrtle Beach, that was a grind 72 holes in 2 days.
T-minus 1 week until I join corporate America for eternity.
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Going to apologize in advance for my actions today. If anyone asks why I’m celebrating freedom, cry about it liberal.
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