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When God songs with his creations, will a drunk driver not be part of the choir?

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Jarvis, expand viewport by 34%

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I would make eye contact with her 11 times at the bar, then walk myself home

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Don’t talk about my spray tan hands talk about my cute new necklace

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@PalMichaelsV2 Gotta buy stock while it’s low

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Imagine working your entire life as a baseball player, you finally make it to the college World Series, and on the day you could win it all, some out of state freshman slut takes the entire schools attention away from you

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As great as today has been for twitter, we’re about to get so many “joined June 2024” burners that are absolutely fucking terrible

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Here’s a TL cleanse for all the real burners out there. Ik it’s been a stressful day

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@pissboymcgee Step 1: have kids Step 2: traumatize them so that they never sleep again and are insufferable to be around Step 3: put them in microwave

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Bro just outted himself as a yankee 🤣 I’d rather be a woman and tell people I know how to do math during the Salem witch trials

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People mad a Yankee dripped more than you old row boys… yall mind if I have a day

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@jimfredette32 Jimmer there’s no way this is really your vape

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Ik the target audience won’t be reached because they’re not on twitter, but if I invite you to a date party don’t say yes if u not tryna slop my top

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Mom what in the absolute FUCK did you leave on my bed

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Gone but never forgotten

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For the record, Carl does not condone leaking people’s sex tapes. Call me soft, but that’s too far

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Changing your name and picture on GroupMe so that it looks just like someone else’s and then saying some retarded shit gotta be one of my top 5 favorite bits all time

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@MickeyTho15646 Can say the left has gotten me with this exact trick multiple times

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@bongsandbuicks That middle finger would look great in my asshole

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@zacdose Smithereens blows getting blown off out of the water

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For context my dear mother has never smoked pot in her life

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Yep, I was not made to go to war, I was made for corporate America

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Let’s be real, and not to be gay, Lily langs boyfriend probably wants to kill himself today, but if someone got her to settle down, it’s safe to assume brother has a python Or she has a really fucked up kink he’s willing to do

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@WooPigOveralls Makes total sense to have your Greek letters printed and then put them written out in English right below

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@Boil70825356 If you need context you’re too late to the party

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Dude I’ve gotta get fucking funnier

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Average SEC couple

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If you like Morgan wallen unfollow me

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Whoever’s running ABs account is slowly turning it into a “corn” and “Juju” type engagement bait account

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This is what it’s all about

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@BettyJo78225 You definitely work at a gas station and snagged this pic

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@Sirbag007 The amount of times police officers have been 5 feet away from a promotion at my car always makes me thankful to be the superior race 😤😤😤

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Watching Olympics: “o damn she kind bad” Commentator: “and this is the 16 year olds first Olympics of her career”

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@MurphyJLloyd I grind my ass off in hopes that one day I can buy my retarded bimbo wife the most obnoxious vehicle she could ever want

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Alright are we done with this lang thing? I just wanna make sure so I can get back to talking jam bands and shit talking bama #thanks

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Today marks 6 months without drinking liquor. Might make look like a pussy but my life has been so much better since then. Haven’t woken up in jail or had to apologize to anyone on Sunday mornings anymore. Gonna celebrate with some beers tonite

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@Down2MarsGirl Already been arrested, 4 walls ain’t nothin to a playa #thanks

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First day at the new job, left absolutely hat- actually no they’re probably pretty happy with this

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@Cox69Carl28528 Please shut the fuck up

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Trying to trick my algorithm into its old feed before today, please ignore Tits Sphere Backstrap steaks Tits Red rocks

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Just got ripped for being the world’s worst intern. Apparently my 20 minute long dumps, walks around the block, hiding in conference room have not “flown under the radar” as I thought they did. In my defense, they don’t give me any fucking work to do. But anyways, 3 more weeks!

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Night 1(thread). If ur considering going I wouldn’t watch, just go. John Mayer tries and steal the show a little too much, played hits, great experience

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Officer it’s pre workout

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@SpongeQuan6969 We don’t think you’re poor we just think you’re douchebags

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@JackMacCFB Hey jack, if you and your cooperation would stay as far away from the BV as possible that would be appreciated. You attract a certain type of people we do not want.

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I’ve never seen good will hunting, but I’m saving it for an all time, post-gameday, minority delivery food, no church, wake and bake Sunday rot day to watch it

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On second thought if you followed me today just unfollow me. I liked the community I already had

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1 month

Getting a flashlight but not to fuck, just to practice eating box

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2 months

@RaleighBill72 Me on the first week of my paycheck

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@bordyjojordy

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@hoodieprops

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Tamu pike rly just invaded my fyp with a rush video edit. I usually wouldn’t mind except the remixed delta dawn into a drake song. Blasphemous.

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Thot daughter or old row intern son?

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Working on some pick up lines for when school starts back: “So did you study abroad or are you in nursing school?”

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Morale of the story: do not post your boyfriend

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@DJDumpsack_ Damn Woolie… Definitely gonna be putting that one in the artillery tho

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Little secret to let you guys in on, girls are stupid as fuck like genuinely retarded

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Nothing like having a girl to add to the hooker verse but I really like her bf and could never put him through what langs bf has been through today

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If anyone of you posts a video of you blindfolded, and correctly guessing which is which between miller, coors, Busch, bud, and natural light, I will personally set you up with my blonde ex girlfriend. They all taste the fucking same

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@RickRyderSooner That’s a problem divorce can fix

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Just dumped my paycheck into my IRA Now mommy has to give me money bc I can’t touch mine for another 40 years or something Chess not checkers

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Attention whores of twitter! I need a date to my brothers engagement party! Carls perks: Flight vouchers Likes good food Knows how to eat it(not the food) Requirements: Slutty hot Don’t dress like a slut my mom will be there Suck and fuck me in the catering van Dms are open!

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@thebigfreeze1 I will never understand how these girls exist and I never seem to be able to find them

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@Richie_Seymour1 Undersized t shirt, undersized shorts, arm tats, chain… Yank is a mindset, not a geographical origin

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Mansplaining the physics of a geeb to a woman I love

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1 month

If you don’t fuck with RFK unfollow me

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2 months

I just liked a girls post from May 5

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@kyleshitts Slut shaming = funny, don’t let the democrats tell u different

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We may dress different, but I think it’s beautiful to see we’re all more alike than we think we are

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Alright which one of you is this

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I’m having alarmingly severe heart pain out of nowhere. Not telling my parents, or calling a doctor, but telling thousands of people I don’t know on the internet instead

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@stevebalboni65 HOLY SHIT UR BLACK???!?!?

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@theundergradcfb This is 100% made by an ole miss fan

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Alright I gained a lot of followers today, and I’m not changing what I post to appease the new crowd, go ahead and unfollow if you don’t wanna hear me: Talk about how much pussy I don’t get Call house music gay Bitch about yanks coming to Auburn (Thread)

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@internwatts Please shut the fuck up

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Well, it finally happened. Boss man made a comment about me being on my phone too much. Only 6 more weeks to go 💪

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I like smokin' pot a lot I like gettin' stoned alone I like vapin' weed indeed I think edibles are incredible I sure love them gummy bears Hemp shampoo for my curly hair Rubbin' cannabis lotion on my cock I like smokin' pot a lot

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Is back shots to the cbs college game day intro really too much to ask for

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@HutchAtticus Tall socks, untucked shirt, chain. Shrink the game

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@HoopThereItIz This should be pledge attire for new accounts

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@NCAAFootball14 At the risk of sounding like a casual, free bird is one of the most iconic songs ever played and deserves at LEAST to be in the top 5

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Doctor just said my lungs look, quote, “perfect”. Bout to get in the biggest argument with my mom about weed not being bad for me

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Girl in the blunt rotation last night: Wyd on your phone over there? Talking to girls? No? Tweeting at guys you’ve never met before again? Alright cunt let me live

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It shouldn’t take a rocket scientist to be able to fix this

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🚨🚨if you want to come to the SEC from the north to party, let me please interest you in the beautiful culture of ASU, I’m sure yall would love it

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Work hard, play hard @tempebarstool

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We’re doing this to a pledge this year btw

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Insane get back ngl

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Finally, some news I fucking care about

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To be a kid and run errands with my mom all morning and come home to the cbs cfb music as my dad finished making chili on a crisp October day again

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@EV_Ventures_LLC I’d love to be a fly on the wall when ur boss walks in and says “what the fuck are you doing?”

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@JimmyPesky Lose the glasses straps, real ones have cablz, thanks 👍

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Think I’m gonna have nightmares about this tn

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Biggest tits I’ve ever met went to utk, haven’t talked to her since high school, had to send her congratulations text

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How much funnier would diary of a wimpy kid have been if the mom showed showed subtle signs of alcoholism that u only notice if you reread as an adult

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We’re all gonna jump off Haley tn

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Saw the ex wife at thirsty Thursday yesterday. I’m definitely up

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@itstaylorbaes Yes

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Cody jinks severely underrated.

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“Your file could not be deleted because it’s open in another tab” then just fucking close that tab we’ve put fucking men on the moon and you can’t program around that???

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One week left of online class, been using quizlet on every quiz. Professor waits until this week, when I’ve got a borderline grade, to start using lockdown browser

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There’s college football on this month.

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@11kmrn Jarvis, expand viewport by 25%

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Everyone at my company goes out for lunch every day and my mommy packs mine(because I’m fucking broke). So my play is: eat lunch an hour early so that everyone sees I’m taking my lunch break-> don’t do shit for an hour while they’re all gone because they won’t know

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