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The "I've always wanted to meet a superhero" line to the special ed teachers on Hinge is undefeated 🐐
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Kinda insane that my ex gf got engaged just to try and stop my white boy summer lmao
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A second ex gf has gotten engaged this summer
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Not a tattoo guy (I work in private equity), so can someone explain to me why/when tattoos went from full sleeves of death metal type shit to like stupid little goofy doodles oddly spaced out all over people's arms? Wtf is up with that?
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If you are from the Northeast and went to an SEC school (outside of Vanderbilt/UF/UT), I automatically think you're a moron. There's no serious reason to go to those schools.
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I was telling a fellow associate how I've lost some Raya clout demon prospects to richer and older MD-level guys, and he replied "that's why sometimes it's best to embrace the middle market" 💀😭
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For the record, this is not a knock on SEC schools directly. It's is a knock on kids from the Northeast that go to cosplay being southern. They are the dumbest type of people on those campuses and you all know it.
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@privateinequity
That's what I respect about the sleeve. It's all or nothing. Not necessarily my cup of tea, but it's definitely a form of art and self expression. The doodles on the other hand... I just don't even know where to begin.
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Me when Daniel Jones stole my chick at little sister last night
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One of the Raya clout demons on my roster just posted an ig story behind the dj booth in Ibiza
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@hedgefundhardo
They are not good schools - and to your point, they could easily just go to a big state school in the northeast (cheaper + better academics). Most of these kids choose to go to SEC simply because of football/tailgating culture. It's idiotic to make a life decision around that.
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@HellsBitchen_
Don't get it twisted, UF is just good enough that I don't automatically assume you're a mouth breather for going there from the Northeast. Nothing more.
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@whybuddypregnan
So a janitor at large university that works 40 hrs per week should be paid more than a janitor that works 40 hrs per week at small university? It's completely illogical to think compensation should depend entirely on an institution's size for the same entry-level work.
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@PHLEaglesNation
3-1. Three straight convincing wins to lock up the NFC East and then inevitably play the backups and lose Week 18 vs the Giants.
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@emjoyx
People are 100% entitled to do what they want with their bodies... and I am equally entitled to think they look dumb and make fun of them. To each their own!
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@SportsRadioWIP
@1053thefan
The "awe" of 0 super bowls or conference championships since the internet has been a thing
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@pwgupdate
It's objectively not "lacking conformit" if enough people are doing it to the point where people on the fringes are realizing it's a trend
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@hedgefundhardo
That's exactly my point. Like if you come from wealth and have access to good schools and resources but STILL can't get into Penn State, Maryland, Ohio State, UConn, or Rutgers... Then you're probably an idiot. They're mostly good and fun people, but also typically pretty dumb.
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Yo
@eastvillageguy
idk who you are but you need to cease and desist, brother. You're copying my entire flow. I am the OG and do the fiance-themed EV-based burner for the love of the game, not a sellout with thousands of followers.
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@90daysliquidity
In New York or any relevant city, it's the only option. Eat or be eaten. It's too liquid and competitive of a market. You won't get anyone worth a damn doing early stage dating one person at a time.
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@EliotShorrParks
@SportsRadioWIP
No one cares what you think. Apologize to Desean Jackson, you fraud.
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Things I have no business hating, but still do and enjoy doing so:
Fat People
Consultants
The Upper East Side
The city of Boston
Children
East Village Guy
Brock Purdy
Penn State University
Thoma Bravo
US Men's National Team
Houston Texans
Nikola Jokic
Die hard Hockey fans
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@skoalyeah126
That makes sense. I have a friend that does the same and the intention is to fill it into a sleeve. In my view that's very different from random unrelated doodles scattered throughout ones arms.
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@ThePhillyPod
Wait so the Philly sports media made stuff up?!? That's crazy. I thought they would never.
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@MasterStoicism
@KerenZelwer
@mehdirhasan
Camouflaging as a civilian to indiscriminately innocent civilians is not the same as a covert operation to neutralize confirmed threats (and thus avoiding civilian casualties, btw). Hope this helps.
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@veryfinanceguy
@VillageWest14
"They have made life miserable for qualified young men" like in what way exactly? Would be great for him to be as specific as possible lmao
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@eastvillageguy
Let's settle this mano a mano. Tompkins Square Park outisde of Doc Holliday this Thursday at midnight. No holds barred. Loser is banished into the depths of Brooklyn.
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@johnniac_3
@magi_jay
The left is out of their mind and it's finally OK to be a moderate again
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@RunHurts
1. Hurts (2023 - lead us to a Super Bowl and he's the MVP so far this year)
2. McNabb (Lead us to a Super Bowl, no MVP)
3. Wentz (Almost MVP and almost lead us to a Super Bowl)
4. Vick (Awesome to watch, but never came close to getting it done for us unfortunately)
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@centaurr
@ColinCowherd
@Phillies
@FOXSports
Someone must have slept through the last 2-3 years where Philly sports have dominated. To put it in perspective, the first round of the NBA playoffs is the least exciting thing the Philly fan base has experienced, whereas it has been the most exciting thing that New York City has
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@GrandRevival45
Everyone loves co eds, but picking a school halfway across the country solely because of that something an idiot would do. Besides, the co eds at USC, SMU, Tulane, and Miami are all objectively more talented - but you need a few brain cells to get in there.
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@SaundersClark_
@saikasushi
@LegerDouzable
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. So 4th down on the 2 yard line you can just purposely "fumble" and kick the ball out of the end zone and all of the sudden it's a fresh set of downs from the 10? Not to mention the implications it could have on the clock.
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East Village Guinness and an emo chick
East Village Guinness and an emo chick
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@morelikeCAPital
Yes, attending a comparable local/regional state school is much more dignified and understandable than going across the country for the sole purpose of cosplaying being southern and tailgating 4-5 football games per year.
@hedgefundhardo
That's exactly my point. Like if you come from wealth and have access to good schools and resources but STILL can't get into Penn State, Maryland, Ohio State, UConn, or Rutgers... Then you're probably an idiot. They're mostly good and fun people, but also typically pretty dumb.
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New York Fashion Week is like the super bowl of Raya clout demons, they are not playing games right now sheesh
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Trying to take an unforseen midnight dookie at my absolute boy's wedding
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When your boy is going through a breakup and you're trying to gas him up
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I don't know how or why, or whether it's a good or bad thing... But I can spot a chick that went to Syracuse from a mile away
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@eastvillageguy
Light guy, huh? Yikes. I'll be coming from 7b loaded up on a keg of Guiness. This could get ugly. Brooklyn ain't too bad tho, heard Bushwick is beautiful this time of year.
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Mets fans when their team (highest payroll in baseball) strings together a a few games of not sucking ass (they're still below .500)
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@air_prez
Sure. If you're from the state of Georgia or somewhere nearby, it makes a lot sense. Going there from Connecticut does not when there are literally hundreds of better academic and comparably fun schools nearby.
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Me at Doc Hollidays at 3am
The guy deciding to f*** a Gremlin at the end of Gremlins 2 always gets me
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@VillageWest14
Of fucking course it's some loser "real estate developer" with a newsletter saying this lmao, one of the worst archetypes out there
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Definitive list of top American cities sorted by tiers according to global relevancy and clout:
Tier 1
NYC
LA
SF
Chicago
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DC
Miami
Boston
Philly
DFW
Atlanta
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Houston
Phoenix
Seattle
Denver
Austin
Tampa
San Diego
Vegas
Charlotte
Detroit
New Orleans
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My explore page is so chaotic I don't even know where to start
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When she soft launches her new man but you're still on her close friends story
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Me in 10 simultaneous Twitter debates ranging from the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, to the Philadelphia Eagles coaching staff, to zoning regulations, to the New York Mets sucking ass, to emo chicks, to private equity, to 5'8.5" being not that short, etc. (I win all off them)
Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya played 10 games at once in Germany and won all of them
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@oklahamilton
Actually, if you could read, you would note that it actually says I hate populism. I am indeed a global elitist. Thank you again.
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@ALPsooner
@fyedrooo
@RGIII
@1kalwaysopen_
@Lj_era8
@JalenHurts
@cheetah
@Tua
@Eagles
@MiamiDolphins
@Ravens
6 straight games with 125+ yards is exactly why he's on the list. When the standard is so high that 7 rec / 70 yds and a game winning touchdown is considered "clamped", that's when you know you should be in the MVP conversation. You just answered your own question.
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There should be a feature on dating apps where you can request access to the data room for additional due diligence
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Raya in South America has me convinced we should offer green cards to all Brazilian/Colombians/Other Latinas who meet a certain threshold. Guaranteed to inspire the next generation of American men to be the best they can be.
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Wait yo, why is one of my portco CEOs mutual friends with my ex gf?!?!? 😭😭
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Moving to the Upper East in your mid/late 20s is the equivalent of a top flight European footballer moving to the MLS before riding off into retirement. A bit sad, but understandable.
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@NSchaffer89
@gridirongage
@PFF
AJ Brown and Devonta Smith are both better than those three Bears WRs.
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Destroying an in-state, SEC rival on the road and then dominating their crib like this in the post game celebration? I've seen enough... the U is back
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If you adjust the "looking for a man in finance" metrics to realistically allow for the inclusion of a LatAm coverage associate (height 6'5" --> 5'8.5", blue eyes --> brown eyes), then I check all of the boxes.
@chix
, my DMs are open.
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NYE Stats:
Bottles popped - 4-ish
Bottles drank - 3.5
Pesos spent - a lot
Women talked to - 5-6ish
Cries - 1 sad (Eagles related) 1 happy
Chicks talked to that I'm not related to - Literally not a single one
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Dear girls who are on Raya with the "just for friends" disclaimer, who do you think you are kidding?
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I'd rather die alone and unloved that join a running club for singles
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So I'm finding out that women *do not* like it when you try to Uber package airpods that you left at their place back? Are chicks anti-convenience now? Crazy
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@even_breaking
@Restructuring__
Yea I guess the sub line could make those IRR numbers possible, just funny that they have a slide about how their returns are driven by fundamentals / operational improvement when the returns on their current fund are driven almost entirely by financial engineering so far
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