brandon
@whybuddypregnan
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they fucked.
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there was a shift at this moment.
Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.”
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tim walz looks like the coach of a mid major college basketball team that makes the sweet 16 and all the black student athletes make him do the dougie after knocking out kentucky.
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me at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Cairo Illinois with the 2 biggest white women u have ever seen.
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?.
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I ordered a root beer at McDonald’s and the guy taking my order said “really?” Lmfao.
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this is the best piece of design made in the 20th century
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if i was in the nba i would say thank you anytime a teammate passed me the ball.
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im watching love is blind and this 23 year old kid married a 31 year old and they’re in an argument and he keeps saying “that’s cap” to everything she says.
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the male brain only has 4 phrases it can choose from:.It’s over.We’re back.He cooked.What’s the move.
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You will never live a happy life and every single person you think loves you will eventually abandon you.
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poly people on dating apps sound like nba general managers when they try and explain their situation.
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u literally should be put down if one of the 4 main policies you care about is trans athletes in sports.
Why I’m voting Trump in 2024. He’s the right choice on the first amendment, the border, crime, the economy, and stopping men in women’s sports. He’s the rational choice. Read, discuss, debate:
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emailing a job "did i get hired??????????????????????" 1 hour after the first interview.
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what do men spend their money on? why the fuck y’all always broke??.
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BREAKING: Man drives into barricade at U.S. Capitol, fires several shots into the air, before fatally shooting himself. Nobody else was hurt.
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I hired an essay guy bot to write a paper and never got it so I got his PayPal nuked and now he’s saying he’s going to murder me
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lemme get in there loL.
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they used to make 200 movies exactly like this a decade ago
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getting carried off on a stretcher in a football game and giving the crowd a thumbs down sign.
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She is not looking well. Gonna guess fentanyl and lack of sleep.
Ahead of tonight’s #IndianaFever vs #LASparks game, rookie #CaitlinClark said she doesn’t hear the narratives regarding the disparity of the treatment she receives compared to others in the league.
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one time i matched with a girl on a dating app who lived in philadelphia and she asked for my number with no intro whatsoever and her very first text was a voice memo asking me what she should get at wawa for dinner.
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bro was talking crazy to michael caine.
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saw someone who basically said the equivalent of “have 2 primary ball handlers looking for a 3&D wing to play 15-20 minutes off the bench”.
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women group text: he has an avoidant attachment style :/ do you think I should still pursue him?. guy group text: Just saw a car get beasted on on the highway.
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if i was the weatherman i would leak the weather early to pretty women.
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nah he hit that shit.
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my 12 year old son just walked up to me and told me he wishes mr beast was his father and not me.
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what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done and what’s your employers email.
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i just struck my grandpa.
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch!
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bringing a baseball on a first date and showing her different pitch grips.
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average nfl fan: Patriots averaged -0.76 EPA/play on the ground today they are so bad!. average nba fan: i just know lebron is pleasing his wife good at night with the way hes packing 👀👀.
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when an NBA team signs a bunch of washed up veterans to minimum contracts
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i called the emergency gambling helpline and they put me on speaker and were all laughing at my bets.
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in h.s i got roy hibberts # via my friends cousin who played ball at ND & would txt & call him pretending to be kemba walker whenever i was drunk. after a couple months of doing this i got a random text from him with my full name+address saying he contacted the indy police lol.
Check out my latest video on my brand new @YouTube channel. Today I react to @StephenCurry30 dropping 34 on the Pistons.
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do people in polycules ever do trades like an nba franchise.
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bros avi is a Lock Screen
Talk to me if u wanna go at Lebron if u need advice I’m his biggest rival bro.
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I would keep this to myself.
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A beer is a perfect beverage to get you warmed up while driving
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fresh full bag of cape cod sea salt vinegar chips.
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i wish every guy that wore slim fitting pants cropped with no socks would Kill themselves.
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right side of my brain: Lock in today.left side of my brain: search people named "Jeff Rape" on linkedin.
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i want to animate this but remaking these lines seems like a nightmare.
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im inserting myself into the malice in the palace.
This is WILD 🤯 . Commissioner Adam Silver reveals a new feature on the NBA app where you can insert yourself as a player into a live game!.
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46 year old man: SEC schools are going all in on football, partying, hot girls, traditional gender roles.
Such a fascinating world in colleges right now. Many “top” schools hate Israel and embrace pronoun choices & nontraditional gender roles. Meanwhile SEC schools are going all in on football, partying, hot girls, traditional gender roles and applications are SKYROCKETING.
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bronsexuals just discovering peripheral vision.
LeBron sees EVERYTHING on the floor, how did he see this Jaxson Hayes dap??
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criterion channel should have basketball highlights on it.
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we clear that mickey mouse continent.
Chicago is colder than Antarctica right now — but things will warm up (a little) tomorrow.
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most impressive jobs : nba player, guy who brings in carts from parking lot at grocery store, drug dealer, gambler . least impressive jobs: police officer, teacher, doctor, EMT, nurse , scientist.
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Bro he’s dead.
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ive done the same thing for every woman I’ve ever talked to.
This is beautiful. Karl- Anthony Towns pens note to girlfriend Jordyn Woods for her Birthday: “You pick two businesses you want to start and I will fund them.” ♥️
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what if I just killed myself ay the bar. blew my brains out lmao
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one of the worst fits I’ve ever see.n.
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barstool reply guy has gotta be the absolute lowest of the totem pole for a human right.
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why were tehy interviewing drakes dad about the me too movement.
Drake's dad thinks the #MeToo movement wouldn't be necessary if women avoided putting themselves in potentially dangerous situations!!
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booing the flight attendant as she does the life vest demonstration.
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wOw u take zyns while golfing for 8 hours? and u drink beer? and u also dm girls out of ur league weird stuff on hinge??? what if u also killed itself? 😱🤯😮😲🙊.
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this is literally a baby.
3rd grader has skills beyond his years 😳. Kason Angert is next up in the class of 2032
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this guys at ikea is listening to the Alex Jones show on his phone at full volume
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im throwing my grandfather through the glass shelves behind her.
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michael jordan hated the game of basketball . he reportedly once said "get this orange shit away from me" when he saw a basketball.
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