RaleighBill72
@RaleighBill72
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UNC ‘92 | 8 year UNC football season ticket holder | 3x divorced | Father of 2 | 1-1 in custody battles | #MAGA
Joined December 2023
Life is too short to not enjoy things like this. Have a drink, have two. Order the over priced appetizer. Leave a good tip. Can’t take it with you when you’re gone. Don’t worry about tomorrow. Be where your feet are. God Bless-Bill
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If I was a fag i’d caption this with “rUn tHe DaMn BaLl” or some shit about how much this cost. But i’m not. Just wanted to show this blessing off to the buddies
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There’s something poetic about drinking beers and watching basketball at your buddy’s parents house over the holidays
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Nothing like a candlelit dinner with the lady. Pure class.
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I will always say the word fag with no remorse and here’s why. Twitter won’t allow this many characters so read Bill’s take below.
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To start the night. 4 beers for 2$ , quesadilla beans rice and salad for 13. #FindTheDealBill
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Went back to the parents house for the night. Not sure why I ever left
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Day 1 of class. Bill begins junior year. Still need to acquire a bookbag. Should get on that soon. Both classes today require attendance but don’t seem to be too difficult. In first class we had to name a leader and some dork said Mr. Beast so that was pretty retarded
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This whole burnerverse thing could be a South Park episode.
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Well deserved after a long day (I attended 2 hours of school and went to the grocery store)
Gonna drink a beer I think.
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Gem from grandpas old stuff. Budweiser Light first edition aka Bud Light
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Imagine ur in the drunk tank for a DUI or some shit and Scottie Scheffler walks in.
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Burger on the grill, beer in my hand, Allman brothers on the speaker, my buddies next to me. Not bad in the slightest
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My gf’s toothbrush vs mine. She always gets on me about brushing too aggressively is this an issue for anyone else? Personally I think I brush my teeth fine
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Like clockwork. That’s a Food Lion then a subway then a random ass chinese spot. It’s America’s most consistent organization
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Was up a pretty penny on my bookie this week and was looking forward to using the money for some last minute Christmas shopping till I got this text from the bookie. What fucking office could bro be talking about
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@ohbeewankenobi The point of the post was the android part. Not his message. Relax dude lol.
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Officially made it though the first semester of junior year with no backpack. The show goes on and my shoulders are feeling immaculate
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Miss Bill just found AB on twitter and goes “whoever runs this burner is funny as fuck”
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We’re onto week 4 of classes and still have not acquired a bookbag probably will not get one this year it’s not necessary
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The vest and the shades around the neck make it that much better. Gotta love these UNC kids man
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Just got my wallet stolen downtown, caught the guy on footage and got it back as he was leaving. Bill mad.
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Like holy shit could y’all imagine an episode where Cartman and Kyle have burners and beef on them without knowing who they are in real life. Then fucking Timmys retarded ass doxes them both and they crash out.
This whole burnerverse thing could be a South Park episode.
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Shits gonna be so hypocritical in 15-20 years when i’m giving my kids the whole “don’t talk to strangers on the internet” speech after talking to random people on the burner all day during college.
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Piece of shit.
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Another week of class with no bookbag. Damn it feels great to be ungovernable. Shoulders are feeling great as ever
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Has to be worst birthday to date for this guy. Ms. Lang has gone private on the instagram app and one can only speculate the burnerverse caused this.
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Wonder how many people i’ve met in person who have burners I interact with and neither of us know.
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Nice deal today. Got all these ultra mugs for 6 bucks
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Onto week 5 of class still no bookbag and no intentions of acquiring one we are too far along and doing just fine
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I get to the pregame dap a few people up drop a few “how’s it goin” ‘s then IMMEDIATELY find the nearest television and take a seat and gamble
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If ur a burner in Charlotte this weekend and see a handsome white boy with no bookbag on and a domestic in hand good change it’s Bill.
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Another week of class with no bookbag. Rainy day out but that doesn’t stop Bill. I feel bad for all those out there with bookbags today that are probably heavy as shit waterlogged. Just kidding. I don’t feel bad. My shoulders feel amazing and I am feeling ungovernable as ever
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Bill is ready for office. Got a lot of soil and water conservation to supervise and I am the man for the job thanks
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Tonight I will play poker, afterwards I am getting subway
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Word on the street is good buddy is breaking up with his absolute bitch of a gf soon. Hoping this happens.
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@JamesonCharle Well Jameson traditional would have been double the price. Always like traditional>boneless but when boneless is 75cents you put your pride to the side.
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Back in middle school I had this friend who was like a massive NC State fan so everytime they lost a football game i’d order a T shirt for the team who beat them and wear it to school the following week. Was really funny.
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When I don’t drink these I get really shaky but when I have one or two it goes away. Weird
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Nice Sunday with the buddies 👍🏻 enjoy the day of rest, patriots
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Bill is off to Annapolis, Maryland with a few friends. Go Pirates
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They got buffalo chicken dip and pigs inna blanket at the function and Bill brought his special drink
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Having a following on the burnerverse is the white version of being hood rich.
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Just landed in Chicago. Hour from O-Block and Bill is feeling the culture ✊🏿 how do I look
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Diet has been postponed once again good buddy texted me 1$ wings 2$ beers,, diet will have to wait until further notice.
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Society if Bill wins Pitt County soil and water conservation supervisor
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It is with a heavy heart I inform you all that Bill did not win the 2024 Pitt County soil and water conservation supervisor race. Thanks to all of my supporters, unfortunately this race was stolen from us. Looking forward to running again in the future. #PCSWCSRACE.
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Bozo security guard has no idea I snuck in 2 packs of skittles and a weed pen at the movies. Simply no match for Bill
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Endorsements just keep coming. Thanks to Charlie Kirk for coming to Pitt County today to show support for Bill’s campaign on the quest to become Pitt County’s new water and soil conservation supervisor.
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Good for 1 draft (2$) 1 beer tower and 10 boneless wings. DEAL
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If this is what Biden is letting in with those insecure borders I am completely fine with it
50cent drafts tonight at the Mexican place with a live band does it get any better than this.
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If I was a fag i’d tap in and say “anybody mind?” But i’m not. I’m Bill and i’m fuggin drunk. #BillDrunk
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Somewhere out there there is a scrawny black man foaming at the mouth at this photograph.
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Y’all ever seen a white monster drinking a white monster
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Love college, hate school. So I am only doing college and pretending to do school.
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Sipping a few casuals underage and ALE chief walks up….
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How the hell did we go from Creed Thanksgiving halftime shows to this shit
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