Haven’t talked to this guy in almost a year.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

@DannyDinkins10 @bringbackmullen Come suck my dink, Danny.

@bringbackmullen @DannyDinkins10 Fries in the bag bro

Patrick Mahomes completion percentage: Coincidence??? I think not.

How it feels to kill your bookie and get rid of your $10,000 debt.

RT @JonnyRoot_: “First and foremost, I gotta give the glory and the praise to my Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ. I wouldn’t be here without hi…

#DestroyTheCulture

This is how a white boy runs the damn ball.

Throwing in a Zyn in the morning is like a coin flip. 50% chance of a buzz and 50% chance of having a raging urge to shit.

@Johngerald322 Yes, mix in a pen hit or two and you’ll go into hibernation.

Horrible experience today at Whataburger. These 3 workers were sitting with their thumbs up their ass and two others were outside taking a smoke break. Figured I’d share my Yelp review as well.

@austnsimmons The Truth

@TuaMasterclass Yeah bro this post was hilarious. Can’t believe it didn’t get a single like.

@BradyDoddson Sure

@BradyDoddson 100% bigger than you kiddo

@BarIesCharkley Facts bro🤙 Got me good there.

@UncleBoobs829 Alright bro

@roddy_johnson0 You wouldn’t do shit Roddy.

Please crawl out of my stocking Sadie McKenna.