🚨Breaking🚨
The DKE house on the University of Mississippi’s campus fucking explodes after missile strike ordered by the DEA. Thankfully, there were over 100+ casualties. The cocaine usage on campus is predicted to drop nearly 50%. Stay tuned for updates.
#ByeByeDKE
The liberals are back at it again. They killed two birds with one stone here taking down Boure and a cop. They can’t keep getting away with this.
#NOTHANKS
What the fuck is this shit Newk’s?!? Can a real ass dude not get a cup of some fucking parmesan anymore? This is a prime example of the Biden administration destroying beloved institutions.
#oxford
#newks
#hottytoddy
My buddy Abner just notified me that his son dropped from Phi Tau and joined the Science Fiction Book Club. Looks like he’s finally climbing the social ladder!
#hellyeah
Life felt bland until I discovered a thrill that brought joy and excitement. I am very passionate about sports betting but have recently become unemployed. Times are tough, and I need help to keep that spark alive. Please consider donating or sharing. ❤
Enjoy retirement, old friend. This is rather bittersweet, but I would like to announce that I am retiring my second ever pair of Birkenstocks. Here’s to 5 more years🥂🍾
#thanks
Top 5 Zyns:
1: Drunk Zyn(Paralyzing, if you’re only using 1 at a time you are doing it wrong)
2: Morning Zyn(Pairs well with a Diet Coke/Beer)
3: Post-meal Zyn
4: Scenic Zyn
5: Makeout Zyn(Good breath and keeps it interesting)