Ken Wins
@Sirbag007
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dynasty trust. dropout. #blitzSpags
AFC West-Big 12
Joined June 2024
Watching Christmas Vacation. Dinner at 6. Absolutely glued to the couch. Drink in hand. warm feeling comes over me everytime she comes on the screen. She was so fucking bad
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incase anybody was wondering a rolls royce key fob requires a lithium 2450 battery
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2 state troopers hiding in the bushes 10 minutes apart. Doubled down on the 1st and lost. If only they knew the plethora of substances I have on board. It pays to have fair skin and a smooth tongue
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Pretty crazy that this little white pill and a prenuptial agreement are the only 2 things on earth that can protect a young man like myself from being completely ruined
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@NHLxEPL Turo gives you a fully charged fob. I stole this from the rapper shooting a video in my neighborhood.
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@cogdiscamp Listen here fuck stick. Rigs and bongs don’t survive long on a moving ship. And my Puffco is at home.
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Watchin ball and deleting Stella’s. Yes I’m wearing sweats to the bar and yes I’m packing heat in here. Moments like this make me realize that being an American is a privilege, and all that are not worthy will be sent back. Very soon.
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Me with my khakis/quarter zip/ vest combo laid out on my bed prior the bars
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Sorry for the typical scum bag burner content but please appreciate the reverse-behind the back, under the legs trick shot
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Poured this up at 10:00 Am to assert my dominance. Look forward to seeing who’s got the best plates today. Wishing everybody well from my family to yours. Do not comment on my mismatch socks I don’t give a fuck
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gonna swim a few evening laps. Then drive to my buddies crib, get shit faced, Watch ball, Maybe talk to a chick or 2, Definitely ripping bowl, Hope nobody has a problem with this. had 2 closings this week. Feels good to WIN!
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@zigzagwalk1 You know ur shit ! 2 660 cat diesels. The sea doo guys use our wake as a launch pad.
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Standing in a foot of ice water with a hole in my waiters. left foot has become nonexistent. also forgot the space x return rocket sized joint at home and all the birds are bombing the neighbors pond #kenloses #stillwhite
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Rejecting modernity and embracing tradition with the double Pat/1911 combo. Also on schedule to pick up a ball later. Take care
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If anybody was wondering i have accomplished absolutely nothing productive today Tomorrow we shall try again 👍🏻
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David you smoke weed like a fucking square you don’t even burn like that.
Breaking: As an adult, I should be allowed to smoke weed, watch football, and eat pizza on Sunday regardless if I’m at home in Mass or Florida. Vote #YesOn3 in Florida on Nov 5th.
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Hey man that’s really sick I’ll have the double cheeseburger plain with just cheese large fry and a sprite. Thanks.
"At the end of the day, I feel like I'm better than Patrick Mahomes because of my IQ of the game." . -US Flag football QB Darrell Doucette.
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If I can’t find a submissive petite wife by 30 im going to Thailand and bringing back 3 idgaf.
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Pre kickoff type shit then hitting the nearest bar with a tv hope everybody has a night .-Ken
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Asked the black guy at chipotle for double steak and he didn’t tell the Mexican chick at the cash register
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@PowerstrokeChad Love them but it screams no dad in the household. Would not bring home to meet moms but would def enjoy on a night out. Hope this helps. Have a great day Dayshaun.
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Long weekend taking it easy today Sure hope tenants send in rent so I can go to casino
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@biggeebman Hugh, roll the dice and get your ass in there. Worst case scenario you chat it up with some broads and get a sweat on. Hopefully it’s a healthy group of ladies that go consistently and not the hefty kind going to their first class. Best of luck brother.
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More degenerate content for your timeline. Sorry…. NOT!. 2v2 twilight scramble w the boys. 50$ pot. Summer is almost over . I almost shed a tear
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Collected rent today from my shitty section 8 tenants. Then took a cruise w/ their hard earned money to the nearest dispo and reupd my personal stash ( ounce of chronic/8th of badder ) Ken might even make it last until Halloween if he plays his cards right. #humpday
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Recovery day. Going to focus on my form and listen to the birds. Have a good day everybody
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Haven’t done acid or shrooms in years I think I’m due for a hard reset.
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@bob69420710 I appreciate this and you’re right brother. Pic was taken on the way home from purchase. Sunset provoked it a lil too. Im sorry about your loss man.
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Boozing my sorrows away and every drink is whispering “rail a line” in my ear. Do I listen to that voice? Or no? I’m 24, and have the world by the balls. might just roll with it. Might update later but don’t count on it
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Abusing substances is a high iq move and smooth brain mouth breathers will never understand that a powerful mind can withstand any drug.
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Average Wednesday night transportation/dinner for Ken. After 4 bloody Mary’s and a silver bullet I came to the conclusion no matter who is elected for president I am still a white, trust fund baby with an attitude problem. Nobody will ever take that away from me. Cheers
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GM. i liked it better when I had 100 followers and it was just the boys. Fair warning to any flaming liberals, flamboyant gays, jooos, and people who scream free palestine
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Surprised my favorite tenants with a bottle today. Usually I’m the last person on earth they want to see but today I was the man! .They aren’t aware that rent will go up come fall. Softening them up before shit gets real. Business is business!
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Here solo. Chasing my zyn spit with a space camper. All my buddies said they are tired from their “real jobs.” Wtf do they mean by that? They must not think providing semi affordable housing for minorities is a real job
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This is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine my rifle is my best friend it is my life
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@petermillarstar @hugefuckhead bro doubled down like what you said wasn’t more than enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@TheHenryHeath01 Never get comfortable Henry. Could be an old pic. Tell her to send a video of her taking it then saying AHHH to the camera after.
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Peter Millar this. Barbour that… Does your truck have a retractable side step or not?
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God bless America.God bless Donald Trump .God bless the Kansas City Chiefs.And may the satanic pedophiles running the world burn in hell for eternity .Amen
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Turned off the Ku game at half and just decided to go outside and touch some grass instead. Nice shot @ChuckSnorttis fuck you @MizzouHoops #LANK
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If Jason Kelce telling that kid “who’s the faggoť now” doesn’t let you know how back we are. let me tell you. We are so fucking back.
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Just Injested a random white pill I found In a drawer im about 99% sure is a hydro if I don’t tweet in the next day this has been really fun.
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Every frat house in Columbia MO tonight.
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GM! The horses are preparing for battle but victory comes from the lord! Let’s have ourselves a Friday
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Happy Friday everybody. Today we are rocking a black quarter zip on top of navy blue slacks. For those who think these colors don’t go well together, I won’t listen. Fuck you .Yours truly, .Ken
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KU players I’d let date my sister: . Luke Grimm .Jared Casey .Trevor kardell .Cole Ballard . Ku players I would NOT let date my sister:. Cobbee Bryant .Quienten skinner .Lawrence Arnold .Jalon daniels .Keaton Kubecka .Dylan downing .Everybody else.
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