Ken Wins
@Sirbag007
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Philanthropist, dropout, slum lord. Bud, bag, & beer enthusiast+Health fanatic. Chiefs|Jayhawks|Royals
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2 state troopers hiding in the bushes 10 minutes apart. Doubled down on the 1st and lost. If only they knew the plethora of substances I have on board. It pays to have fair skin and a smooth tongue
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Pretty crazy that this little white pill and a prenuptial agreement are the only 2 things on earth that can protect a young man like myself from being completely ruined
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@cogdiscamp
Listen here fuck stick. Rigs and bongs don’t survive long on a moving ship. And my Puffco is at home
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Sorry for the typical scum bag burner content but please appreciate the reverse-behind the back, under the legs trick shot
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gonna swim a few evening laps. Then drive to my buddies crib, get shit faced, Watch ball, Maybe talk to a chick or 2, Definitely ripping bowl, Hope nobody has a problem with this. had 2 closings this week. Feels good to WIN!
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@zigzagwalk1
You know ur shit ! 2 660 cat diesels. The sea doo guys use our wake as a launch pad
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David you smoke weed like a fucking square you don’t even burn like that
Breaking: As an adult, I should be allowed to smoke weed, watch football, and eat pizza on Sunday regardless if I’m at home in Mass or Florida. Vote
#YesOn3
in Florida on Nov 5th.
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Hey man that’s really sick I’ll have the double cheeseburger plain with just cheese large fry and a sprite. Thanks
"At the end of the day, I feel like I'm better than Patrick Mahomes because of my IQ of the game."
-US Flag football QB Darrell Doucette
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Pre kickoff type shit then hitting the nearest bar with a tv hope everybody has a night
-Ken
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@PowerstrokeChad
Love them but it screams no dad in the household. Would not bring home to meet moms but would def enjoy on a night out. Hope this helps. Have a great day Dayshaun
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@biggeebman
Hugh, roll the dice and get your ass in there. Worst case scenario you chat it up with some broads and get a sweat on. Hopefully it’s a healthy group of ladies that go consistently and not the hefty kind going to their first class. Best of luck brother
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More degenerate content for your timeline. Sorry….
NOT!
2v2 twilight scramble w the boys
50$ pot
Summer is almost over
I almost shed a tear
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Collected rent today from my shitty section 8 tenants. Then took a cruise w/ their hard earned money to the nearest dispo and reupd my personal stash ( ounce of chronic/8th of badder ) Ken might even make it last until Halloween if he plays his cards right.
#humpday
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Haven’t done acid or shrooms in years I think I’m due for a hard reset
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@bob69420710
I appreciate this and you’re right brother. Pic was taken on the way home from purchase. Sunset provoked it a lil too. Im sorry about your loss man
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Boozing my sorrows away and every drink is whispering “rail a line” in my ear. Do I listen to that voice? Or no? I’m 24, and have the world by the balls.. might just roll with it. Might update later but don’t count on it
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Abusing substances is a high iq move and smooth brain mouth breathers will never understand that a powerful mind can withstand any drug
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Here solo. Chasing my zyn spit with a space camper. All my buddies said they are tired from their “real jobs.” Wtf do they mean by that? They must not think providing semi affordable housing for minorities is a real job
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Average Wednesday night transportation/dinner for Ken. After 4 bloody Mary’s and a silver bullet I came to the conclusion no matter who is elected for president I am still a white, trust fund baby with an attitude problem. Nobody will ever take that away from me. Cheers
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Surprised my favorite tenants with a bottle today. Usually I’m the last person on earth they want to see but today I was the man!
They aren’t aware that rent will go up come fall. Softening them up before shit gets real. Business is business!
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This is my rifle there are many like it but this one is mine my rifle is my best friend it is my life
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GM. i liked it better when I had 100 followers and it was just the boys.
Fair warning to any flaming liberals, flamboyant gays, jooos, and people who scream free palestine
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Ken hooped with some local minorities on “that” side of town tonight and gave them the work so bad they reported a hate crime. Wish yall could’ve seen the bank shot 3s and stellar d fence. Now Ken’s back in his snow globe taking a dip. 100% about to roll a victory joint
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Thats Mr. Degenerate shitbag to you pal
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Damn Rashee. put me out there I’m making that catch 9/10 times on 3rd and 5. U stick your cleat in the ground, make the catch, and get up field. It’s simple. If you put in the work it shows on the field. We must be better
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KU players I’d let date my sister:
Luke Grimm
Jared Casey
Trevor kardell
Cole Ballard
Ku players I would NOT let date my sister:
Cobbee Bryant
Quienten skinner
Lawrence Arnold
Jalon daniels
Keaton Kubecka
Dylan downing
Everybody else
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God bless America
God bless Donald Trump
God bless the Kansas City Chiefs
And may the satanic pedophiles running the world burn in hell for eternity
Amen
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Locked this in at the most perfect moment in the game. WE RIDING MF
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Self pay golf course in the middle of butt fuck Missouri. This is what a high trust society looks like! Basketball kids will never understand. Ken is having himself a weekend
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Had a great weekend but I didn’t tweet about it to the burner crew so technically it never happened. I must be better
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Somebody tell Comrade Kamala and Tampon Tim that I’m drinking a FREE STATE ipa on a Monday night and there’s nothing they can do about it🤣
🇺🇸
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If done properly these videos will pitch a tent in my pants very quickly. Im all for it. 10/10. Keep it up ladies
Anyone know which sorority this is? I want to give them the proper credit they deserve.
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Ken’s first burner meet up with Miss Dank. Can confirm she is cool as fuck. Gonna stumble back to hotel now No further questions
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White man split the atom. Top of the leaderboard with just that alone
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Holy fuck he answered
4 aces and a 6
(double double bonus VP)
If I would’ve had a 2, 3, or 4 it would’ve paid 4k. Not complaining 🤙🏻
I imagine God shaking his head down at me when I pray to him prior walking into the casino
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Whats it called when u think ur a big fat dumb retard one day and an absolute God the next
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Sun is shining bright
just had a double vodka sprite
I might even go fly a kite
sure is tight living life as a white
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Duran jersey in Amazon cart as we speak
Breaking: The Red Sox and MLB have suspended Jarren Duran for two games after he uttered an anti-gay slur at a fan during Sunday's game.
The team announced that Duran's salary from the suspension will be donated to PFLAG (Federation of Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays).
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Left will be consumed within the next 15 minutes, Middle one will be my fuel prior the bars tonight, and the right will be my saving grace tomorrow morning.
BING. BANG. BOOM 🇺🇸
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Asked for a short glass and they gave me the fàg glass , don’t care. Still good. I’ll have another, and another. Thanks. Bill please. where are my keys?
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Based japs
Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.
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Getting my baby right before my trip out west. And yes I’m allowed to be back here my dad knows the owner
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It has nothing to do with the jersey and everything to do with the message
buying a $200 jersey because you love that a guy said a slur is insane
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What the 8ball I bought Wednesday and promised myself wouldn’t be touched until the weekend sees everytime I walk by it
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Whoever pitched the idea to make tv commercials louder than the actual shit I’m watching is a punk ass bitch
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Holy fuck they played Justin Bieber in the bar and I can’t lie It gave me a pep in my step
Song: 2015 what do you mean
(Ken is railed)
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I could smoke, crank it, scroll x all day but as long as I get a workout in I feel like I won
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Zac brown band and Kenny Ches at arrowhead. Couldn’t beat it with a stick
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When you offer your boy a bump and he says no i got a drug test coming up in 2 weeks
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Ken is a nice guy until a negro cuts him off without using blinker
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If you know yourself and also know the enemy you will win every battle
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