G Man chow
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Diehard BOSCeltics / TBLightning / AstonVilla fan. Tomfoolery instigator. Beer destroyer. If you’re looking for sports betting picks you came to the worst place
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Today is the day. Kickoff for the premier league
This year GManChow will be doing 2 straight (single) bets per day. Mostly EPL/NHL teams. Will need my followers help with NFL and college football.
Welcome to the Gambling Emporium
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@icebergs1mpson
You don’t explain anything and just apologize that any human would say this- even if you don’t personally know BidenRoethlisberger420
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@BRotsniffer
Love this. So dialed in. What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Stay tuned folks
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Lady and I at Childish Gambino concert in Amalie Arena. Listened to gambino growing up. 3005, Sober, Telegraph Ave, Bonfire, etc. Don’t care if you make fun of me. 4 surfsides in and about to consume green tea shot and IPA.
Is your Wednesday better than mine? Nope
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@currypistonn
He really is living his own life. NBA just a job. The moment we knew he was scouting for horses on his phone during nba season I knew he was at peace with himself. Dude completing life
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Everyone on this app posting their jersey mikes order. Whatever dork. I’m a loyal Subway guy. Spicy Italian every time. I’m also an elite chip ball knower. Takes screenshots of my legacy while you can
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@UnionOfBrest
@TMUMIKEY
@BR_OpenIce
@HockeyNewsHub
@NHL
Good thing you’re the NHL commissioner and not some rando bringing politics into sports!!
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@gohangames99
@_6signxxx
@theereal_one
Womp womp the employee is telling the other employee what you ordered. Don’t like the price? Make more money. Man why is it always the bitchy anime gamers on this app with the worst takes😭😭😭
Talking about “corporate slave” 🤣
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Lady said she wanted oysters. Gmanchow said “your terms are acceptable” cheers everyone
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@gohangames99
@_6signxxx
@theereal_one
I’m not against food service workers giving you extra food
But if you ask for “double chicken” and they charge you for “double chicken” and your upset about that then you’re a moron.
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At a professional mini golf course with my lady. Double date in motion. Sammy Adams summer ale in hand. Channeling my inner tiger. Be like GManChow cmon!
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@blackIce7723344
@ItryTachi
@Yura45908520514
@CarlosBoutThat
@LeatherfaceLo
@nocontextdrumar
You’re getting cooked out here bird boy
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@WillisTweeter
2 years ago I was going through addiction, physical pain, mental crisis with my family, and had a college degree that I had no clue what to do with
2 years later I’m not an addict, went to rehab/PT, sorted out family troubles, and have a job that I love
Never never give up 💪
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That’s right folks. GManChow has 19 followers till 300. Once I hit 300 - 300 milligram edible will be consumed LIVE STREAM!!!!
Anyone who retweets this will get a special shoutout.
Godspeed everyone
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First person to guess what beer I’m drinking gets a shoutout.
Look at that color
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@doinks65
Pro tip brother: (I’m 25 years old). Next time you see her play it really cool and say “hey, you’re really cute. Would love to grab coffee sometime. If not, no worries. Would still love to be friends”
I promise you this goes farther than any “rizz” pickup line
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Gummy ingested. Lady Chow is in Texas visiting fam. Crib to myself. Crispy cold domestic in hand. Sushi ordered. Gonna rev up the Tv and watch Tron movie ripped out of the bazooka.
Anyone object to this? If so, I hope you know how to fist fight
-THE gmanchow
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Shooting clays. No that’s not me in the picture. Lady said she would give me top if I rubbed her feet and back later.
Anyone mind? I would mind if I wasn’t me
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@coachdonniewals
Project 2025 was created by the Heritage Foundation and has no affiliation to either candidate. We should call you “Donnie Darko” for moving to the evil side
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Corona with limes and an enormous bottle of Pinot Grigio is what I went with for the hurricane hunker down !!
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7 more followers til 200!!!!!! Once I hit 200 I’m doing 200 Tito’s shots live stream!!!!
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No I will not be watching the debate. Just popped a gummy and will be watching Futurama. Cold domestic Yuengling in hand. You know who I’m voting for.
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@yotesluvr
If Utah isn’t named the yetis or blizzard, go ahead and send them right back to the valley
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When I’m older and have enough money. I’m going to create a bar. Strictly an NHL/hockey bar - will be a normal bar during offseason. It will be called The Igloo.
All my followers who like/RT this tweet will get 2 free beverages on the house. You’ll get a G Man Chow card
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Very curious to hear everyone’s answer on this
What is your go-to Hangover food? Mine is my Subway spicy Italian sandwich order. My girls is a cold can of Dr Pepper.
Drop yours below. It doesn’t have to be breakfast food. Whatever gets the Job done
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@ksmitheygolf
Unfortunately you fall under the “guest” category here. His house, his rules. Don’t forget the limes
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@PenisMcFarland
@AOC
Bro I went to a bar with my girl. Obviously I went and got the drinks while she chilled outside. Bartender said I need both IDs. Was only able to get 1 drink. Quickest way to get a good ole goose egg of a tip (zero)
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@coachdonniewals
So if you actually go to their website it’s says this. Buddy you’re getting your news from CNN😭😭😭
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Gummy consumed.
Very high, thanks.
Question: You’re in prison, you get the electric chair tomorrow. What’s your last meal? It CANNOT be steak with masked potato/asparagus
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Fuck you San Jose
You took a perfect logo and flushed it down the drain
I HATE CALIFORNIA
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@worldhockeyrpt
Anyone mad at Heiskanen at 2 can catch these hands. He’s a monster. I’m not even a Dallas fan
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Future MrsGManChow bought 2 tickets for Zach Bryan. Been saying I’m not dying to go for the past month, but she pulled the trigger and bought them with her $ cuz she wanna go so bad.
GManChow will be at the concert tonight.
Hot take: the new ZB album isn’t bad
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Trolling on this app with a burner is the best thing ever man. Who tf needs therapy just hum up those Twitter fingers brotha man😭😭
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“Is that GManchow?! That guy who thinks and lives EPL / NHL all day every day of the week? He drinks fermented beverages as well? Omg I wish I was his gf”
Strap up folks, it’s Friday. Don’t let the weekend ruin you. You’re a big boy, go ahead and ruin the weekend itself
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Late night drive. Gummy will be ingested shortly
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Just saw a RUMOR that said Swayman might be traded to Detroit. Boy would that be a problem …
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Friends,
Looks like Chow will be going to a hotel for the storm (cat 5 hurricane). Tomorrow is gonna be crazy down here in the great free state of Florida.
Anyways, I’m gonna purchase some beverages and drink many of them tonight.
Any suggestions? ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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As someone born in New England, I will never understand the science behind cowboy boots and pants.
Do you tuck/ don’t tuck the pants in the boots?
Are you only allowed to wear jeans?
Do you wear a size smaller pants to show more of the boot?
Are certain color boots not cool?
Buddy’s game day fit includes pleated khakis. Thoughts?
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Congratulating myself on 300 followers. No 300 mg edible but the best I can do is a $30 parglizzy on UEFA nations league international men’s soccer
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@PenisMcFarland
@AOC
What on this green and blue earth did they say was the reason you could not buy 48 ice cold miller lites?
#Prohibition
???
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Everybody look at this old man of a good boy. Dogs loves me. Fish and buck fear me
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POV: Your the Google Car driving through Baltimore and it’s a war against the homeless people
This guy on Tik Tok does random drops into cities on Google Maps to see if they’re shitty and the Baltimore one is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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@breezybeezer
Thoughts on Kamala not receiving a single vote in the primaries but be replaced with Biden last minute? Smells like a “threat to democracy” to me. Go worry about Trudeau you bum
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Stuck my ass out the sheet covers to fart so I wouldn’t Dutch oven my bed. To only have the fan directly above my bed ricochet my gas
Yes I had to look up how to spell ricochet. Would bet my life savings none you know how to spell it as well
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Biggest NPC moments as a human:
-Having a song “stuck” in your head
-Someone telling you their name and you forget it immediately
- Being in a conversation with 2+ people and no one can remember “what we we’re talking about”
-Talking to yourself
-Driving while not thinking
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Just when I thought humankind ran out of gas for progress on modern day marvels…….
I needs it. I needs it. I needs it.
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Top 6 Mac Miller songs (in no order)
Fight the feeling
The question
Perfect Circle/Godspeed
ROS
What’s the use?
Best Day Ever
Honorable mention: Dang!
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About 5 drinks in. If anyone here watches bobs burgers - this tweet is a dedication to saying fuck you to Hugo, always hated this guy.
GManChow
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Biggest ick is people who sneeze into their hand. It’s either the crook of your elbow or your shirt over your nose/mouth. Let’s not be animals please
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Yet America is one of the most diverse countries in the world?? People come here from all over the world to start a new life?? Are we surprised her Twitter handle has “witch” in it???🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️
this might be unpopular but i need americans to understand that maybe you actually do need to suffer a little fucking bit after spending centuries funding and enabling the suffering of the non-white world for the sake of your comfort and convenience.
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@newburnee69
I applied for something (not gonna dox myself) the other day and put “prefer not to say” for gender and race because I’m banking on the HR/Recruitment individual to be “tatted with colored hair”
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@KingScrubba
Hey “king”
I’m still gonna eat meat (turkey, chicken, seafood, occasional beef) and I’m not eating impossible meat or beyond burger bullshit.
God put animals on this earth so we could eat them.
Don’t care
-GManChow
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