Kenny Smithey
@ksmitheygolf
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Studying abroad in Europe? Enjoy that, liberal. I might never leave
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Just ran into one of the biggest libtards I graduated HS with at the Braves game and she said my outfit made me look like a “finance bro”
Well, that’s why I’m sitting behind the dugout and you’re in the 200s, Ms. Bernstein
P.S. your outfit makes you look like a stoner
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Worst podcast clip I’ve ever seen. So glad to be at a SEC school
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This party must’ve been insane
Worst podcast clip I’ve ever seen. So glad to be at a SEC school
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Jorts with a belt and a crop top? Yeah buddy, I hate you
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@yngpaulatreides
The interviewer’s change in expression when he finds out the party was at a house is killing me
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@lumotweets
Yes. Felt even better when I learned that you were hurt by my tweet to be honest
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Kirby came into my place of work tonight. Pictured here walking back in to get Andrew’s to-go order we messed up. Sorry, Coach
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One of the dumbest texts I’ve ever received from someone trying to get out of a group project. Are you kidding me?
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Little brother just blasted this out to the family gc. Alright bud, we get it
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@FordandDewey1
Voucher with the tickets with access to a club bar with free ice cream and popcorn for the whole family. I got something for you to chew on if you’d like though, buddy. Thanks
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Anyone mind if I sweat out this DeChambeau outright slip with a cold snack?
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Hey BV, what are we gonna do to the kid that brings a sign to College GameDay that says “Does [insert opposing coach/QB] even listen to Widespread Panic or wear Peter Millar?”
Just a horrifying thought I had
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God gave my dad the best Father’s Day gift he could ever ask for! A DIY project and trip to Home Depot with his son to fix a broken water pipe… doesn’t get much better than this fellas.
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@_SlippinJimmy
I don’t understand how people snort like this. Has to be intentional. When I hear it in class or in public, I am enraged
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Can’t speak for everyone but this is just an instant turn off for me. Sure, smoke, but why is it your personality
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Kenny Smithey is private indefinitely. Extremely disappointed in what this will do to the Kenny Smithey stock, but chronically online and thinkpiece writing Twitter were dragging my name through the mud! The sun will shine again.
Cheers and thanks
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@Samwashusa
@snowbunnyslopes
No thanks! I’ll save the $ for more baseball games. Cheers and thanks
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Work Week takeaways from a Sunday morning drive down Milledge:
- Theta and AOPi, great themes. Keep up the good work
- Phi Mu, the Geaux theme in SEC East territory stinks
- DG, your banner chair must’ve failed third grade art. Election needs a recall immediately
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The Ms. Bernstein tweet has made its way to the “Free Palestine” gamer/Redditor with a neckbeard side of Twitter. Might have to log off as I just saw a Big Chungus meme for the first time in years
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This guy to Philly is so perfect. Insufferable city for an insufferable person
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The ladies call me Kenny Grilled Cheese because I’m quick and easy
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@MyGuyyy_
You sound mad. Some of us are proud of this country and don’t like to be bothered by you. Cheers and thanks.
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People that work in restaurants are so needlessly dramatic. I’m just trying to make some side money as a college student and the managers are having a standoff that rivals that 2022 Rams-Bucs divisional playoff game
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I’d go skiing with Ms. Jenkins anytime! Cheers and thanks
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Imagine pulling up to your boy’s house and he hands you a controller with his girl all over it
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Biggest geek on Twitter ⬇️
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Kamala Harris, in reality:
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At the end of the day, these are my politics: I hate nerds, dorks, and geeds. Thanks
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Trump’s opponent going from Biden to Kamala is like going from FCS Midwest to FCS South
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Just as Kenny was excited to go back for the fall semester, the incompetent DEI hire in my apartment’s leasing office has found a way to incidentally evict my roommate/good friend.
I’m not sure how the lady taking his room will react to our 5 TV setup for football weekends
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@CousinNate2
The Braves have the 5th best attendance in MLB. This comment is just a swing and a miss. Cheers and thanks
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EA with probably the most piss poor representation of our paint line. No body paint outside of the lettering and a woman on the paint line?
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@ronaldreagan654
@PGATSS
If the PGA SuperStore ever sponsors a Twitter burner, I’d cry laughing
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@RRealestate919
I struggle with my filter as well. It’s human nature. Just thought I might as well make a funny tweet out of the interaction
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Do you guys remember when your parents came to you and asked what high school you wanted to go to?
hilarious high school Gunnar Henderson went to
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Asked for The Open on at this bar and the manager put on a rerun of the Barracuda (Stableford scoring). Disgraceful
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The Kenny Forecast™ is giving us a 100% chance of shenanigans with
@ChewbaccaJ1776
tonight with a potential of it being at ATHfest. Stay tuned. Cheers and thanks
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The British blowing a lead against the Americans?
A tale as old as time taking place at Le Golf National
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@snowbunnyslopes
Ordering a Vizzy at a Braves game is just bottom-tier behavior. You can’t buy class
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Thankful to say I never had a mop on my head phase. I mean the dude on the left needs a haircut more than children in Africa need food
Lanyard down to your ankle is actually fucking insane. Gayest thing I’ve seen in a while
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What my social chair looked like booking semi during a Dawgs game
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I think every Uber driver knows how to tell drunk me a good sob story that makes me say “Oh shit boss, I’m so sorry to hear” then tip 50%
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White Boy Summer, we will miss you
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Jared McCain going to put the Love in the City of Brotherly Love
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Tunes are on and a tan is loading. It’s beach week and Kamala Harris is seething
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3/3 on picks this week (including a Finau Top 10 live bet at + money on Friday afternoon) and the DFS lineup was profitable
What a great end to the weekend
Kenny’s U.S. Open Picks:
- DeChambeau to Win +1800
- Finau over Thomas (All Rounds) +100
- And this bad boy of a DFS lineup…
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Unfortunate that I’m on the third baseline tonight. Wanted to congratulate Joey on the sex
Influencer Hayden Hopkins was rumored to be expecting a child with Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis, except it’s actually with former Ranger Joey Gallo.
Things you didn’t expect to see in 2024.
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In honor of Bryson, I decided to go inside my own bag
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People are going to think this stupid but I just envisioned this song in the background of USC-LSU on September 1st on ABC at the end of the 1st quarter as Chris Fowler takes us to commercial break
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If Joe wasn’t injured in that game against the Philadelphia Bike Lane, they’d definitely be in. Committee definitely did him and his fans wrong
WHAT?! BUT HE WENT UNDEFEATED IN THE PRIMARIES?!? HOW DID RFK SNEAK IN?! THE COMMITTEE MADE A MISTAKE!!!
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@Yung_Panda69
Tickets were gifted on both days and with good company. Unlike your dork ass probably would, I don’t bitch about free things nor do I pass at the opportunity to partake in America’s greatest pastime with friends. CHEERS AND THANKS
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@dickie_bailey1
Thank you Dickie. I whole heartedly agree. I always like to send this their way
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@NuMetalNuMe
Granola girl is very generous terminology here. I’ve never met a granola girl with that many face piercings. Cheers and thanks
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Mississippi State Class of ‘09?
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Kroger cashier just said on the intercom “this guy at the self-checkout fucks”
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@mrsmothers1
@dylan0patterson
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Any hater of baseball is no friend of mine, sir. It’s America’s greatest pastime. Cheers and thanks
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@RickAnderson197
I saw a liberal on the streets of East Cobb crying and telling a tale of someone fitting your description doing the Chop! Great work Rick!
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Pickleball wasn’t even invented until 1965. Also, it’s a horrid sport. Can we go back to tennis and keep this junk out of my country club?
Reason 10 billion I’m thankful I have a sack is girls rush week… also leave my sport out of this nonsense
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@h2henryharms
I really just don’t care for Eurotrash like the rest of you sheep. Cheers and thanks
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Kenny’s U.S. Open Picks:
- DeChambeau to Win +1800
- Finau over Thomas (All Rounds) +100
- And this bad boy of a DFS lineup…
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This Auburn freshman at the beach is screaming and making sure everyone knows about how Cam Newton needs a 99 in CFB25 and how funny it is Jason Kelce told his wife to go make a sandwich. Old guy behind him might punch his lights out soon
#DOTD
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@abolishboston
They also sound cringe but if I have to explain that to anyone, they are too far gone
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Threw some coin on USMNT and jeez guys, I forgot how much flopping there was in soccer
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