Evil Elko🥷🏻
@EvilElko
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texas aggie. Moffitt Method. nerds rope enjoyer. miles O’Neill fan. Enjoying the view.
Republic of Texas
Joined January 2020
Texas might be the only program in history where the majority of the state actively roots against them.
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If ur drinking underage at the inauguration, RUN!.
12 Texas A&M Police officers had the honor of providing security along the parade route for the 60th Inauguration of the President of the United States of America.
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Having an aggressive cow on the sidelines should be banned at all times. He should be on a plate next to mashed potatoes and green beans. Not at a football game…
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Elko spotted ripping blackjack and a corona in Vegas! That’s my mf coach!!
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Just a reminder to everyone: with the current structure of the SEC, Texas A&M would have also made the SEC championship their first year in the conference in 2012.
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BREAKING: Texas A&M steals “Bond” jersey concept from the University of Texas
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Can u be fat and still have aura?.
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@Catsboy123 Clyde, . You were once made fun of as well. Give the kid a shot. If he sucks, drop him. But I see potential.
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I’ll never forget when he snapped his arm in half in the bowl game, casted it, and was right back out on the sidelines to support. Love this guy.
I had a great official visit with @libertyfootball. Top notch program and coaching staff. Thank you @coachchadwell @willykorn
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Omg!! Look how embarrassing and WEIRD this is!! What a cult of a university!!
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Years elapsed since playing in a national championship game in the big 3:. Texas: 16.Texas A&M: less than 1.
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Longhorns are such a shit program, that we didn’t even move after a fluke loss to them. They’re so irrelevant
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I’ve never disclosed this publicly, but I am a mid-tier Texas A&M booster. After tonight, I will be halting my contributions until the end of the 2025 season. I’ll be spending that money on travel and investments instead.
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Y’all call him “Mookie”😂 don’t ever say A&M is gay again.
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The University of Texas men’s basketball team hangs banners for NIT appearances 😂 you can’t make this up
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*says A&M doesn’t have an interesting identity*. *tweets about them multiple times a day*.
this is offensive to Texas Tech, who actually has a cool, interesting identity.
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I’m telling yall. This kid is the future. Next Patrick Mahomes. Bookmark this.
Texas A&M’s Miles O’Neil was back up north & in the lab with the North East’s best QB trainer this winter break. O’Neil enters Year 2 having had the Aggies highest PFF grade (89) albeit in limited action, but the future is bright. (🎥: @M2_QBacademy).
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Texas has more cheerleaders than big 12 championships, National Championships, and SEC championships. What are we even doing here?.
The man behind “The Aggie Fact Almanac” shares with us his favorite “Aggie Fact” of all time. The hatred in The Lone Star State is REAL 🤣. @kyleumlang . Presented by @PrizePicks . WATCH 📺: LISTEN 🎙️:
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He gone.
Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte scoffs at reports by ESPN, NBC that NFL teams will come after Steve Sarkisian. "We've got a game to play," he told the Houston Chronicle. "I’m not going to comment. Somebody's just creating fodder before our biggest game. That’s stupid.".
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This guy covers Texas football and doesn’t know the difference between the only 2 Houston airports….
Traveling isn’t hard, you’re just an idiot. Well, today I’m the idiot.
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@CoachSchloss @TexasBaseball Reminder: Jim Schlossnagle is a snake, liar who nobody wants to play for.
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LSU: known classy and bearable fan base (who definitely doesn’t steal money from kids with cancer).
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@GHamiltonOTF @ontexasfootball Hey Gerry I’m pretty horny and my girl is out of town. Can you tweet another porn link?
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Every Longhorn bio ever: . Proud Democrat💙. 1st generation Texan. Amateur BBQ and Tex-Amex aficionado. Texas Longhorns🤘🏻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸.
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Do your thing Vanderbilt
College football is about traditions. LSU, South Carolina, Auburn, and Texas must uphold tradition.
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PLEASE ELKO. ELKO PLEASE.
NEWS: Texas TE Amari Niblack plans to enter the NCAA Transfer Portal, @CBSSports reports. The former Alabama transfer was a top 100 recruit in the 2022 class.
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Longhorn fan calls ICE to deport his own students💀 pretty off-base for their liberal woke mind virus of an institution, it I’m here for it! @HookEm232.
Texas teacher invites ICE to raid his school: ‘I have many students who don’t even speak English’
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At the Texas State game yesterday, was rooting for the Bobcats all game with this kid. Had a great time. Told him I went to A&M, and he immediately said “when’s the last time you won a road game?”. ????.
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It’s pretty pathetic how we don’t have an LED light show at Kyle.
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THEY TRIED TO IMPEACH HIM. THEY TRIED TO IMPRISON HIM. THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM. AND NOW HES THE LEADER OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH.
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I just drove through west campus in Austin and I saw: a free AIDS testing site, a homeless man assaulting a group of teenagers, and a gigantic church of Scientology….
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We should’ve domesticated foxes WAY faster than cats.
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@carmonaajr So you’re admitting that you intentionally stomped on and broke another players ankle because of “emotions”? You’re a scumbag piece of shit.
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I mean this is pathetic.
Heard a lil rumor that TAMU’s 4⭐️ QB Commit, Brody Haggins is guest starring on @BussinWTB’s The Locker Room, this week 👀
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We lost the #1 recruit in the nation (@WalterNolenIII) to @OleMissFB and @Lane_Kiffin. Now we are #1 in the portal rankings and now slowing down. LETS GO ELKO 🦌🦌🦌.
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