Kyle Umlang
@kyleumlang
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Mr Data | Cohost of @StatisticsPod & @LoneStarShowPod Podcasts | Data Analyst | Graphic Designer | MS Data Science | CFB Stat Expert | Best Selling Author 🤘🏽
Joined July 2011
Introducing Amazon's next Best Seller:. “The Aggie Fact Almanac”, which contains every single Aggie fact that’s ever been written (over 400+ facts). Own the entire collection in this new hardcover treasury!. 📕 - #AggieFactThursday.#ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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Reggie played for 3 straight National Championships at USC. Caleb won a Holiday Bowl.
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To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%. RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame
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To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%. RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame
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Mike Leach got a law degree from Pepperdine University but right before he took the bar exam he asked his wife “Do you want me to come home miserable & making lots of money or come home happy & not earning as much”?. She told him being happy was more important so he never took it
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The United States of College Football . FBS, FCS, D2, D3, NAIA, NJCAA and CCCAA schools
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If Texas never let Mack Brown go and he repeated his 9 worst seasons at Texas from 2014-2022, Texas would have 18 more wins than they do today.
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The Jimbo Fisher Era at Texas A&M is over. - 0 National Titles.- 0 Conference Titles.- 0 Division Titles.- 0 10-win Seasons.- 0 wins vs ranked opponents on the road.- 0 ranked finishes in last 4 full seasons.- Worse record than Kevin Sumlin.- $117,450,000 guaranteed
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Sure guys…….“Travel logistics”. #UGAvsTEX
Georgia mascot Uga won't be in attendance when the Bulldogs play Texas tomorrow. His handler, Charles Seiler, said the decision was based on travel logistics, rather than Bevo-related concerns:
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Mike Leach got a law degree from Pepperdine but didn’t take the bar exam bc he asked his wife “Do you want me to come home miserable & making a lot of money or come home happy & not earning as much money?”& she told him that being happy was more important. #MikeLeachFactMonday.
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How tough SEC How tough SEC .teams think their vs team schedules.schedule is. actually are.
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Texas A&M hasn’t beaten Georgia since 1954.
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Texas A&M is now the only power 5 program in the state of Texas that hasn’t played for a National Title in Football, Basketball or Baseball since 1940.
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Ok Longhorn nation and Sooner nation, let’s settle this. What outcome is happening on Saturday?. #TEXvsOU
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Watch how the Cotton Bowl goes from boos to cheers at the 50 yard line and tell me this isn’t the best rivalry in college football . #TEXvsOU.
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Bevo Will Not Be Allowed to Attend the SEC Championship Game This Saturday. If Texas Reaches the National Championship Game, which is also Being Held at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Bevo Won’t Be Able to Attend that Game Either
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In 2018, the University of Texas extended an invitation to play a home-and-home with rival Texas A&M during the 2022-23 football seasons. After the Aggies declined, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte scheduled Alabama for those two years instead while Texas A&M played
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“Jimbo, sign the #1 recruiting class of all time and then lose to winless Appalachian State”
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And they promised this wasn’t a madden reskin… . The field goal back behind them is literally in madden.
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QB1 | Quinn Ewers. 9,128 Passing Yards.68 Passing Touchdowns .27 straight games with a Passing TD (longest active streak in the FBS).21-5 over the last 2 seasons.2 #CFBPlayoffs. Thank you #3! . #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
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Let the record books forever show that the Texas Longhorns ended this thing the same wait we started it…. …as CHAMPIONS!!!. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽.#Big12Championship
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Aggies had a 13 year head start on the Longhorns and Texas is heading to the SEC Championship their first year in the league. A feat I remind you, Texas A&M has NEVER achieved. 😔 . #TEXvsTAMU.
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Just an FYI…. The four teams that are left in the #CFBPlayoff did not schedule or play a single FCS opponent this season. Let’s make that the standard going forward. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
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If Texas never let Mack Brown go and he repeated his 6 worst seasons at Texas from 2014-2019, Texas would have 7 more wins than they do today.
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Tell me Texas isn’t 5-0 heading into this game with a healthy Quinn Ewers…I dare you.
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Arkansas State has only beaten three Power 5 teams ever in school history. Louisiana Lafayette has only beaten four Power 5 teams ever in school history. Appalachian State has only beaten five Power 5 teams ever in school history. All THREE have beaten Texas A&M!!!.
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Okay let’s settle this…. What’s the outcome tomorrow of the Texas vs. Bama game??. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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It started with Notre Dame and it ends with Notre Dame . Texas has to win tonight in order to fulfill the prophecy
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The United States of College Football.FBS, FCS, D2, D3 & NAIA Schools
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The Texas Longhorns have reached the Sweet 16 for the first time in 15 seasons!!!!. Give 👏🏽 Rodney 👏🏽 Terry 👏🏽 His 👏🏽 Money. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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With a loss to Notre Dame, Texas A&M now holds the @CollegeGameDay record for WORST record with at least 5 appearances. The Aggies are 1-9 (0.100) all-time when appearing on College GameDay. #NDvsTAMU.
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The Texas Longhorns just handed Nick Saban his biggest loss at home during his entire coaching tenure at Alabama. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽.#TEXvsBAMA.
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Saturday will be the 44th Red River Shootout to feature a ranked Oklahoma and a ranked Texas. That’s more than the Iron Bowl, Egg Bowl and the Lonestar Showdown combined. People will still say with a straight face that the Red River Shootout isn’t a top 3 SEC Rivalry.
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Congratulations @Bijan5Robinson!!!. No school has more Doak Walker Awards than THE University of Texas!!!!. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨. DALLAS, TX — The Texas Longhorns have announced that they will wear all new alternate uniforms to this year’s #RedRiverShootout in order to finally destroy the Oklahoma Sooners
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Coach Sark leads the Longhorns to their first 10-win regular season since 2009. Absolutely amazing season so far! . #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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Texas A&M spent more on Jimbo Fisher in the last two seasons than the United States spent on the Louisiana Purchase. #AggieFactThursday.
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I still can’t believe this resulted in 7 points for Ohio State 😞
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How tough SEC How tough SEC .teams think their vs team schedules.schedule is. actually are.
@kyleumlang Also all Power 5 schools that don’t play an SEC schedule. #itjustmeansmore 👍🏼.
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Texas Tech had more wins against SEC teams this season than Texas A&M. #AggieFactThursday.
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SEC fans: “vOlLEyBAlL iSn’T A maJOr sPoRT”. Explain this then.
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If TCU beats Texas on Saturday, they will have more 10-win seasons since 2000 than Texas A&M has in its entire football history. #AggieFactThursday.
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I’m not whining about the refs bc my team lost; I just want them to call the game the same for both sides. Texas got a rouging the passer on this play while Georgia did not get one on virtually the same play. Either neither are roughing the passer or both are.
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The University of Texas and the University of Oklahoma leave the Big 12 Conference with a combined 39% of all Conference Championships and 54% of all National Championships ever earned by any Big 12 team. Adios @Big12Conference! It’s been great! . #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽
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This game is less than a month away 👀. Attendance record will be shattered. Decibel levels will be unmatched. TV viewership will rank 1st. Winner goes to SEC Championship. I could NOT be happier to be going to this rivalry revival 13 years in the making.
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I don’t wanna hear a single word from anyone in the 3rd tier on Saturday . #SECChampionship
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The Big 12’s Brand Value | @WSJ . Added +$1,121,711,347 (Arizona, Arizona St, BYU, Cincinnati, Colorado, Houston, UCF, Utah). Lost -$1,991,051,431 (Oklahoma, Texas). That’s a total loss of -$869.3MM after adding 8 new schools.
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Back 2 Back Baby!!!!!. Congrats to @TexasVolleyball for winning their 2nd straight (5th all-time) National Championship!!!!!. This is the University of Texas’ 65th National Championship!. #ThisIsTexas #HookEm
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First 48 games as Head Coach at Texas A&M. Wins.34 Jimbo Fisher.34 Kevin Sumlin. Ranked Wins.7 Jimbo Fisher.9 Kevin Sumlin. Ranked Road Wins.0 Jimbo Fisher.5 Kevin Sumlin. Salary.$30M Jimbo Fisher.$13M Kevin Sumlin. #TAMUvsLSU.
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RT if your school is the Flagship institution in your state 🤘🏽
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Let’s see who has the bigger Twitter fanbase. What’s happening tonight during the @CottonBowlGame.
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Just so the Aggies in my mentions can stfu as I drift off to a peaceful slumber. Texas had more wins this season than any season in Texas A&M’s 130 seasons of college football
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Rough few days for A&M. Lost to App St at home.Lost Gameday vs Miami.Tied record for biggest fall inside AP Poll.Tried to DMCA Midnight Yell video.Other Midnight Yell videos surface.Evan Stewart RT negative A&M tweet.Denver Harris Tokyo Drifts in garage.Rueben Owens cancels visit.
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Texas A&M is now 1-11 when playing in a game presented by College Gameday.
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Texas is the #4 team in the country while Baylor, TCU, Texas Tech and Texas A&M are unranked. College Football is back to where it should be . #ThisIsTexas #HookEm 🤘🏽.
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How long did it take for Texas’ National Championship winning Head Coaches to win a Conference Championship outright?. 8 years, Mack Brown .6 years, Darrell K Royal. Steve Sarkisian did it in 3!!! . #ThisIsTexas #HookEm  🤘🏽
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RT if your school is one of the 7 most dominant athletic programs in the country
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According to the ESPN FPI, Texas State (6.2%) has a better chance of making the #CFBPlayoff than Texas A&M (5.7%). #AggieFactThursday
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I’m all for back and forth friendly ribbing, but this kind of hatred has no place in this rivalry. F this sign and the person who made it
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨. AUSTIN, TX -- The University of Texas football team unveils their new alternate throwback logo to be worn on helmets this Saturday for the Iowa State game. #ThisIsTexas #BiteEm 🤘
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