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@miguel_salg

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Do you have any idea who I am ? ! I’m a fucking UBER EATS DRIVER ! ! ! ! !

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2015
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@miguel_salg
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3 years
i matched with this girl on hinge who has perhaps the lowest iq of anyone i've ever encountered she's very useful though i've been telling her about the new products i've been building, and any time she doesn't get it it's a sign that something isn't simple/user-friendly enough
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@miguel_salg
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6 months
@biohacker that’s a gen z , too young to be a millennial
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@miguel_salg
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5 months
@Pickuptruckdude @Zvbear was he packin ‘ ?
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@miguel_salg
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3 years
@babydahmer I'm drinking 5 sodas on my next date, for the brother that was ghosted....
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
I'm not walking in mud with my good shoes on.
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@miguel_salg
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6 months
@Eric_Erins ain’t no one paying those prices to live in fly over country
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2 years
@xbtGBH British niggas down cataclysmically
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@miguel_salg
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3 years
@Suhail The tech dorks on Hacker News are wrong, yet again..............
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@miguel_salg
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4 months
@signulll bro got ted cruz ‘ d .
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@miguel_salg
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3 years
@SaaSWiz "I'm $125k into my MVP." Is this MFer MVPing time travel or some shit?!?!?
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@miguel_salg
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5 years
@itsjillgardner And the article fails to mention is that the “estrogen” in Impossible Whoppers (& other soy protein based products) is phytoestrogen, which doesn’t affect testosterone levels in humans.
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
@pmarca If you're not sleeping in the office, you def don't got that dawg in you.
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@miguel_salg
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5 months
@phemoid i broke up with my girl cuz she farted in front of me . she thought it was “cute .”
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@miguel_salg
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3 years
@metatron_jurney @RightWingCope @HunterAA6 I call BS. Cooking lentils, beans, tofu, and TVP is seamlessly easy. Literally leave the steamer/pressure cooking running and go about your day. Not sure how my vegan diet would be more expensive than an omnivore diet, tbh.
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@miguel_salg
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4 months
@terryschiavo69 @stinkumm @extradeadjcb skinny fat people overwhelmingly belong to those running clubs. 5k run , pizza and beer after .
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@ChicagoContrar1 @RossanaFor33 doxing someone because they’re practicing their right to assemble and express themselves ?
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@miguel_salg
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7 months
@north0fnorth chicago feels like a damn mall. a mcdonald’s and walgreens in every corner.
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
@enlightenedcoop only femcels work in actual tech (engineering)
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3 months
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@miguel_salg
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1 year
@itsmarkmoran @its_GOP @frenchonionorgy Not a party until our boy chet pulls up with his instabaddie!
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@miguel_salg
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5 years
@itsjillgardner Although “soy consumption exerts SMALL effects on hormones in both men and premenopausal women (...), these effects are generally in a BENEFICIAL DIRECTION” SOURCE:
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@miguel_salg
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3 months
@levelsio the battery life is the only limitation of this
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@miguel_salg
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3 months
@BenjaminDEKR @blakeandersonw @AviSchiffmann exactly . no adoption outside a niche tech dork market . the majority of people have a negative view of AI .
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5 months
@TirzahsPsalm @phemoid i actually take a research chemical that dissolves gas internally instead of passing gas. so i don’t even fart, haven’t farted in over 4 years.
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4 months
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
@samuel_spitz This would trigger me to the point where I drop the $1k, ngl.
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@miguel_salg
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5 years
@gothvalleygirl Eating meat is bad/unnatural. A. Meat is bad, see snapshot about ancestors. B. If meat was natural to eat, for humans, we (humans) wouldn't develop atherosclerosis and clogged arteries from consuming animal flesh.
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@miguel_salg
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4 years
@lmidna @SeanisthaBomb @WongKarWax TIL only the rich can afford lentils, which usually cost $.50 a pound. JFL.
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@CWBChicago send him back!
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3 months
@north0fnorth nyc mogs chicago ‘ s skyline so bad nowadays . we stopped building great skyscrapers here . what a shame
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@jcliffordknecht going to see this more and more . co’s leaving second / third tier cities and headquartering where the talent is / wants to be .
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5 months
@TirzahsPsalm @phemoid naw . it’s gross , primitive , and unhygienic
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3 months
@PetitRetard i actually slept with her. dm for details .
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@miguel_salg
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7 months
@phemoid girls who cum from anal *
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@miguel_salg
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6 years
@WallStPlayboys Throw some lime and hot sauce on that cucumber. You're welcome.
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2 months
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2 months
@dvassallo @levelsio has there been any studies comparing these with the traditional blood pick ones ? i’m looking into buying one for my dad
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2 years
@DrCamRx @Austen How is it vegan propaganda when bryan has said that he's vegan for moral reasons and not health optimization He has clearly said his blueprint can work if one introduces animal products
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2 months
@ChicagoWineGuy2 @cornoisseur @ChicagosMayor @GovPritzker there’s literally a car path east of the lake
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@miguel_salg
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5 years
@itsjillgardner Here’s a summary of the academic literature on soy and it’s non man boob effects:
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5 months
@xtyfo @TirzahsPsalm @phemoid no sides for the past 4 years .
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3 months
@levelsio if you use the fitness app (to track walk) and on a call , it dies pretty fast .
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@BowTiedSalesGuy the last follow up email after no responses.
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@shl isn’t that the guy that got caught shilling the most basic looking AI generated ads ?
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2 months
@phemoid it’s giving femcel
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@miguel_salg
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5 years
@JTMarlin77 @nzsugarfree @kevinnbass I'm not promoting those anecdotes, nor did I reference them. Nice straw man, jabroni.
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@miguel_salg
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6 months
@north0fnorth doesn’t feel like it tbh .
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@miguel_salg
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1 year
@ctjlewis How the hell is Chicago not on the list? Are startups in that region that bad?
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@miguel_salg
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10 months
@contrarianbimbo i feel in love with my first mid on there.
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@miguel_salg
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7 months
@aniiyengar did you notice this @PeachyonPoaster while you were there ?
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3 months
@cornoisseur i do my sprints here .
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2 months
@Molson_Hart @levelsio the face is real - the body is heavily touched
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@miguel_salg
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10 months
@ApexSapien i know them collar bones poppin ‘ !
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
@benzo_ferrarii Them Gold Coast bitches built different.
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2 months
@BowTiedRunning i’ve been having some knee pain / discomfort after running 10 miles once a week . i attribute it to running with non running shoes or shoes that are too tight
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@miguel_salg
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@phemoid poast feet
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@miguel_salg
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2 months
@iambrandonham we’ve ran these minis with an audience around 25 - 35 and they work too! the content just has to be very good and entertaining , most forget about the former.
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@miguel_salg
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1 year
@ApexSapien damn , hella dif without the beard .
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1 year
@dumbbitchcap This is definitely directly towards me.
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@miguel_salg
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2 years
@enlightenedcoop There’s nothing here, outside the Chicago metro.
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2 months
@ApexSapien bro made it to the big leagues !
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@miguel_salg
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7 months
@sbrounder he’s a scientologist too
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4 months
@hiscoregirll go vegan , girl !
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3 months
@ApexSapien @bowtiedwhitebat black culture is crazy , bruh .
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