Lauren Balik
@laurenbalik
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Data Wrangler. Investor. Christian socialist. Human capital, infrastructure, SaaS. Writing things here: https://t.co/XZbVSZP4Tx
NY or LA
Joined December 2022
Adam is one of the higher alpha accounts on the goings on in right politics in the US and people should listen to him even if he's not their style. He's well tuned in on things that matter, usually early.
Told ya ‘bout Vivek trying to throw the election before it was cool. End of tweet.
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One Bite Everybody Knows the Rules We're Getting Greenland How much is lunch at Novo Nordisk USA HQ? That is an interesting question. I worked out of Plainsboro for a brief spell. 😂
Monroe Doctrine 2.0 Everyone is executing in their roles to get Greenland to America via Chinese peptides. Team effort all around. ✅🇺🇸 Chinese peptides in The New York Times today. Chinese peptide parties in SF. Chinese peptides on Odd Lots. Every Chinese peptide consumed
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Birb @Bonecondor is actually making a strong case for Empress of Greenland even if she doesn't know it yet
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Monroe Doctrine 2.0 Everyone is executing in their roles to get Greenland to America via Chinese peptides. Team effort all around. ✅🇺🇸 Chinese peptides in The New York Times today. Chinese peptide parties in SF. Chinese peptides on Odd Lots. Every Chinese peptide consumed
More people are getting "Lauren-pilled" about why Greenland is about China and why Chinese peptides were allowed into the US to weaken Novo Nordisk and loosen up Danish control over the nozzle on how fat Americans are. If you think I am full of baloney, go look up how much of
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I'm 100% in support of nationalizing and on-shoring digital hookers and then cutting the bait on OnlyFans as a platform.
Question: do people not realize that OnlyFans is a gigantic money laundering operation? -There's no way to value streaming of adult videos. The sell side of the marketplace can set a high price and the buy side of the marketplace, if working with the sell side, can keep the
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Monroe 2.0 is Catholic and literal. Europe has fallen to esotericism.
Congratulations to the esteemed @Kyrylo_Budanov on his 40th birthday and on his new, very important position for Ukraine! Kabbalah and our holy books teach that the age of forty is the age of true understanding, deep wisdom, and inner maturity. It is a time when a person truly
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We should put a WNBA team in Greenland. -Summer season -18,000 seat arena is largest venue in Greenland -Concerts, NCAA men's games in Winter, NHL games -Tax benefits -Stadium allows blend of green/sustainable ideas to flourish (one big secret is that many of the Republican money
We should move the Jets to Greenland.
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Pickleball is the "fastest growing sport" because it was invented by the CIA and it's used by IC to track conversion of digital activity to real world events. The prior "fastest growing sport" trend was lacrosse in the early 2000s. Lacrosse was always a CIA insider sport
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VCs are frantically looking up "Guyanese bauxite" trying to make sense of what is going on.😂 GBaaS to the Moon📈
who will be the first VC to be brave enough to invite Lauren Balik on their podcast
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OUT: Monitoring the situation IN: Almanac & Revue-ing the situation
I've been doing some digging, and the real target of the Venezuela attack was not China, it was Cuba. Here's it is: First, we can probably assume that one of the key architects of this plan was Marco Rubio. Rubio is one of the smartest and most competent members of the current
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Wow, @laurenbalik's spaces are quite eye-opening. Way more detail about what's going on than I'm getting from any other spaces and sources.
Venezuela, BTC, Catholicism, Nodes of Influence
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Do I have to do a Spaces this afternoon on Venezuela? (The country of Venezuela is not Dodgers legend Fernando Valenzuela, by the way.)
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Mamdani's stated NYC policies will move us toward a US-centric Caribbean. It's so bad that Cubans are fighting for Russia in Ukraine. Keep an open mind and view Mamdani's policies through a Monroe Doctrine lens. https://t.co/BfdtssLIqG
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