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I love gen z so much.- they dress really well and have style.- come into office and leave whenever they want without shame (based).- confident and have a strong sense of self worth.- still really smart and not afraid to question authority.- fun to hang out with.
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A dating app where guys have to call your dad to ask for permission to take you out as the only way to contact you.
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My dream bf.- 6ft.- $300-500K total comp.- very ambitious & driven.- 27-33yo.- brown eyes.- loves nyc.- rlly funny but a bit weird.- rlly kind & has a moral system.- not trust fund baby (self made).- good taste.- good listener & planner.- loves running & reading.- loves me a LOT.
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Cool stock market portfolio babe Chanel bags don’t lose 20K overnight.
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@gaialect It’s as if a bunch of kids were playing in a sandbox but didn’t include you and so you spent your entire life building a better cooler sandbox just to let them be mean to you again.
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Relationships only work when the guy likes the girl more. I didn��t make the rules.
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wearing suits for men went from being a high status thing to a low status thing.
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Looking back… I think the hottest thing in a guy is intention. Intention with his life, with his work, with his relationships, with his dreams, with his physical body. Intention creates assertive, confident men that make you feel safe. Intention however, is insanely rare.
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Best substance hands down is running and working out everyday… better than alcohol better than any substance better than the rush of love or attraction. Running/fitness changes my entire brain for the better, makes me feel connected to all good things, makes me feel like.
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I know imma get cancelled for this tweet and I don’t care. Everything I have tweeted here before has come true 😭 the world must know.
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Completely unbrainwashed awesome and down to earth, i love working with them. I feel like millennials by contrast still awkwardly follow unecessary rules or have this strange self of awkwardness and insecurity idk.
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Bf arbitrage opportunity.>have no bf but live in ny.>go to sf from ny.>get like 30 automatic bfs upon arrival.>stay for 90 days (how long it takes the avg male to fall in love).>move back to ny, certain % of bfs become too attached & follow you.>pick 1.>have bf and live in ny.
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Dating a lot of people isn’t a flex. Having a high value collaborative partner that you can consolidate power and build generational wealth with is a flex.
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Nobody ever talks about how hard it is for beautiful and smart girls in tech.
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everybody wants a smart ambitious gf until I bring a laptop to the bar and work while you sit in silence.
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Men in the Midwest have jobs in manufacturing, freight, INDUSTRY. Moving things, building things. Tons of muscle. Guys in NY meanwhile stare all day at font sizes and schemas for appendix slides in pitch decks that nobody will read, while waiting for $40 seed oil meal delivery.
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Hearing stories about how people meet each other and immediately have an unspoken bond + get each other + want to be together + fall in love. Meeting your soulmate is a real thing that happens, it can happen and if that’s what you want, you shouldn’t settle for anything less.
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It’s so hard to be the person you want to be. you literally have to psych yourself up to face your fears over and over and over again.
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Life in your 20s is just a never ending cycle of figuring out where you’re living where you’re working who you’re sleeping with and how good your body looks.
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maybe she’s not texting you back because she likes you so much and you make her nervous.
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These people are looking for an egg donor for $220K. I think for these criteria $220K is not enough
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The hottest thing a girl can be is extremely smart and intellectually driven.
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Equinox isn’t even a gym it’s a nice shower that brands itself as a gym.
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Guys get hurt one time and begin a lifelong rebellion against women.
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What are the highest paying careers? And by highest paying I mean high potential to earn 500K+ and even seven figures after 5-10 years.
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Girls will be like “he’s so cute” and “I love him” … ok but have you seen the giant portrait of himself that he keeps hidden that reveals his true face and the cruelty of his sins and his consistent lack of moral character.
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The Gen Z 9-5 girl is awesome and completely correct. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we have to work and have all internalized it so deeply as our value as humans. We shouldn’t have to work at all we should live and enjoy life. She’s more awake than anybody hating.
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one time my ex and i were in a fight many years ago and he deadass said "well this is how i am, welcome to me" in the middle of it and i think it is the most hilarious thing to say ever and i now say it all the time whenever someone has a problem with me. welcome!!.
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I wanna create art and a multi billion dollar business and also to have like 3 kids (girls tbh) with a cool husband with lots of character and grit and I wanna help other people become the best version of themselves and I want to have a Pilates body and to be a good friend.
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I want to build a cool company and build a beautiful marriage and I want an apartment in Williamsburg and like 3-5 kids. Oh also I would like to buy my parents a house. Let’s goooo.
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Girls in their stoic healing era are a true art form in real life.
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@paindesuxd He’s young and hungry and seems like he will go far. Yes this is crossing a line and people shouldn’t do it but it’s not the taboo you imply it is. He’s 23.
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I wanna date someone who’s brave and ambitious and bold but also loving and kind and genuine on the inside. Just like me. Someone that wants a relationship where we could both level up together.
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Everyone wants a highly talented person with a low ego and an obsession to work so that they can profit from it while you grind and ask for little. High ego is a wonderful asset when deployed correctly.
I am seeking an apprentice. Requirements are:. •High IQ, high EQ.•Love for tech and capitalism.•High agency and low ego.•Taste.•Discretion.•A working cringe detector.•Instinct for narrative.•Strong writing ability.•Risk tolerance.•Immaculate vibes.•High-functioning.
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I love meeting people who are in touch with themselves and share their genuine self. It’s so refreshing and intriguing. Even if it’s a bit rough around the edges, I prefer that honesty to fake perfection.
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why are you, as a man, letting some profit maximizing algorithm designed to play against you determine what kind of women you get to have access to.
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all of the super attractive super successful girls are getting their hearts broken left and right. what are they doing wrong.
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My dad speaks English Russian German Portuguese Italian and a bit of French if that helps.
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@tiovikram The Chanel 2.55 bag is a timeless piece since the 1950s. Vintage copies esp gain value over time. At nearly 100 years old the whole thing is like art trading at this point Nevertheless the post is a joke.
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Remember when someone on twitter was like “your female CEO shouldn’t post bikini pics” and then all the girls started posting bikini pics. Lmao good times.
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new dream bf.-not a dollar to his name.-an acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame.-just his honor, a tolerance for pain.-couple of college credits and his top-notch brain.-his love for me was never in doubt.-we’ll get a little place in Harlem and we'll figure it out.
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I’m sorry but I truly believe gifting a kitchen appliance, in most cases, is disrespectful to women.
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Lmfaooooo thinking about how about a year ago I made this guy a slide deck about all the things I liked about him. Corniest thing I’ve ever done. Anyway if I can recover from that you can recover from anything.
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@dsonoiki There’s also a desirability issue. I would never date a rapper or an athlete. Girls in NY prefer smart boyfriends.
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It’s kind of crazy that everybody, the entire world has internalized that we work M-F and rest on weekends. The entire world. Everyone. We organized ourselves and all deeply internalized this random 7 day pattern to the point where you feel odd if your break it. Wtf.
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True happiness in life is working on something you love, something that moves the needle as you define it, with people you love and respect. I experienced this once and it was better than any relationship or drug known to mankind and all of space.
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Has anybody ever considered that a 25-30 year old in a t-shirt and no management experience is perhaps not the most qualified person to run a financial institution.
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@chriskardos You should feel shame for bad work and for not trying your best and you should feel bad for a mistake with a client or in a code and you should feel the need to self improve yes. None of that is correlated with fake face time.
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if i didn't focus on my career i would be poor right now. i would also never have had the money to invest in my hair or skin care routine or gym or pilates or clothes i like. would have never been as confident as i am today. would have never had the funds or time to by by myself.
Telling a young woman to focus on her career is like telling a 25 year old man to focus on his hair.
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@julesterpak Twitter has opened my eyes to the fact that there are so many insecure people out there.
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28 is kind of the perfect age to start a company because you have experience to see through the cracks and execute and do the high level and low level things well but also still low risk tons of time and energy with generally a positive view about your ability to make change.
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People on this website talking about how hard it is to date and get married…. It’s not. It’s you. You’re the problem.
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mfs be like I am ex-Google ex-Meta bro they were just 3 month internships.
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If a guy doesn’t make you watch his weird favorite movie he doesn’t love you and never will.
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The optimal number of boyfriends is three. First bf is sweet and wholesome to keep you soft and loving. Second bf is adventurous and slightly toxic to keep you working harder on yourself. Third bf is older wise daddy type to provide life mentorship and honest feedback.
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Your parents didn’t immigrate to America just for you to end up in middle class. Try harder.
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Groups of loud young boys day drinking in the west village have the same cheerleader effect so often prescribed to women— they appear interesting and notable as one cohesive blob but when you look at each of them one by one not a single guy stands out as even a little intriguing.
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I handed a very famous twitter anon my phone on a date last night 2x . Both times, I got texts from other anon twitter accounts while he was holding it. So painful to watch play out.
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People complain about New York because they expect to have a red carpet rolled out for them with nice welcome tours when they get here, girls that swoon over 100K TC, and people that couldn’t wait for them to get here. New York is the exact opposite and that’s why it’s awesome.
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@dfens_niko @coldhealing somebody had to step in since it’s been ten years and the lead eng still can’t learn basic EQ.
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Girls in nyc will go on a nice date each day for 28 days just to ignore them all and then chase after a guy that gives them emotional damage.
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Spent the last 3 weeks eating nothing but Italian food at restaurants all over Little Italy in NY and lost over 20 lbs. There’s something seriously wrong with American food. I hope someone is looking into this.
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Whenever I date a guy I have one main criteria I’m thinking of:. When we’re old, ugly and money sex & status means nothing anymore, am I still going to like hanging out with him?.
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Why are handsome successful men so hated by other men. I will never understand… but if you’re affected I want you to know that there’s a space for you. My DMs are open if you want to talk.
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why is there a million apps to buy stocks but no apps to buy bonds.
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NYC is so beautiful and also my favorite city because it always challenges you to be the best at your everything. It’s for people who never give up setting a higher standard for themselves. Honestly I think that’s one of the most beautiful qualities you can find in a person
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The best, most positive, happy people are also the ones that work out all the time. We were meant to move our body, it’s our responsibility.
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me to all the hot 25 year old Tinder guys asking me to hang out using these emojis 😜 😉 🤪
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Women are the product managers of relationships. They create the demand vision and roadmap. Guys are the software engineers that then deliver it.
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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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My new strategy is just ignoring the “hope you had a good weekend” phrases and carrying on to the topic. I’m not doing this anymore. I don’t want to talk about the weekend let’s get to work.
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how to be contrarian in 2023. - don’t social climb, meet people based on common interests and vibes.- do what you want even if everyone else thinks it’s stupid.- enjoy your youth and enjoy the time you get to be alive before you get old and die.- build a family and strong.
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Unintended consequence of this tweet is the amount of women replying “disrespect me” lmao.
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