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“conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?” -Saul Goodman
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@checkyourtrauma @payabun old enough to hav killed or maimed someone else while drinking and driving.
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@checkyourtrauma @payabun she tries to leave parts out of her story in order to profit from it, as well as using the money made from a GoFundMe that was said to be for a new prosthetic, for partying and drugs instead. No sympathy for drunk drivers.
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@JonathonGallo @Procrvstinvtion @bocxtop do not do it this guy is literally pushing the worst form of exercise AND telling you to keep going after your body is telling you NOT TO. puking dehydrates you, makes you sweaty and dizzy, and is your body telling you to FUCKING. STOP. PLEASE do not listen to this LUNATIC!!!!!!
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@tricky_jake @JonathonGallo @Procrvstinvtion @bocxtop what does texture hav to do with not ignoring your body heaving up stomach acid multiple times by running & just putting extra exertion on it when it’s begging you to stop, since that’s, you know, what your body does when you’re hurting yourself or abusing it or PAST. ITS. LIMIT.
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@RedDuelist @Trey_Explainer teratomas happen to humans .. this is listing about humans
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@imjustqui @Bwrist @tragicbirdapp the original tweet above is a great example of colorism, fym?
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@Dr_jAimethekids @kaseyonnuh @CremedelaShem @EboNay_ this stuf is gold for keratosis pilaris (which more women than not have)
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@Thedeangulberry @shannonsresist @Kissmyazz24 what happened to “bUt ThE mAn ShOuLd HaVe A sAy!!1!!1!”
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@asriiyyuu @JamesPipear @niccoyat for real. always says a lot more about them than anyone else. it doesn’t even cross the rest of our minds including the literal woman being complimented, but there are people with so much internalized racism that they associate the word “bomb” immediately with “Islam”?
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@realSketchyNews @yoongienthusias how did you get the statistics exactly backwards? it is that less than 4% of rape cases that make it to court lack enough convicting evidence (not even that they’re false, so an even lower percentage is false.)
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@FridaySailer kills me tht it always says “sailer” instead of “sailor” fml
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@StockPrinter @VGadev @MomsPostingLs it does that to make it as least painful as possible for the female. cannot believe male entitlement goes so far that some of you believe biological responses in females are centered around or done for MEN 🤮
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@trolledbot @RodentiaSTL @TrevShow @_ru_jfje_ @productofjoliet @shreyabasu003 yeah it’s grating to hear.. “naur” “gaur” “taRcko” why why why , you guys are only second most annoying behind bri’ish, with the cockney butchered accent and the uncannily toddlerlike slang
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@charlsendrex @miyuyus_ @NBrixH @bajiru_EN @bucketheadpikez plesse do not make this rock, guys, it should be metal like intended 😞
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@AbstractWargame @il__duche @Pharaoh_Burgess @gettaggg @MaxLewisTV man literally just said “just because i signed up and got the job as a teacher doesn’t mean i wanna teach kids tho”
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@imjustqui @Bwrist @tragicbirdapp ..still colorism, unless you want to make two different terms for the exact same action like with “racism” and “skin-color-based-discrimination”
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@ThoughtCrimes07 @HeidiBriones less because women had no legal fucking rights And they were groomed young as hell so they tended to feel trapped and/or stick around. even worse than single mothers that are caused primarily by men not being able to take accountability even once.
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@lurioosi @TinyWriterLaura yeah not for 4+ hours when you have things to do. i think you’re confusing stay at home mom with slave.
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@deadlywafflez @gyakutaichecker @AntoVoidance @ciljdw467 @malenassaura no we are not looking to get rid of disabled or certain race people we are looking to get rid of disgusting violent misogynistic men, it is indeed very different.
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@ColeTrim06 @killerzeebs @MMAUNCENSORED1 that is not a sign of arousal.. for fck’s sake it happens when it gets cold or you get a surge of adrenaline. and even so, they are PIERCINGS, it is so obvious i question your IQ..
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@shirakills @eivissa02 @xsauc @BradPurcellYT @SBrevipes @shambalulu @EristocracyTV yep and he is exactly right. if they find out he’s a wife-beater, they’ll even hire him on the spot! (look up the statistics of the percentage of police that are into domestic violence 🙃)
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@thespiritdoula @bleachdump @ParissAthena thas the right way to do it, mutually beneficial!! that was kind of you , and for real if they want to sit together above all else, it shouldn’t matter what class, offering someone an upgrade to sit with your significant other is th right way to do it and shows their intention🙏
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@checkyourtrauma @payabun i abuse drugs. but drive drunk? no thanks, i don’t need to put OTHER people’s lives and limbs knowingly at traumatic or fatal risk. she will forever carry that bad decision with her to some extent, just as I will.
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@imjustqui @Bwrist @tragicbirdapp ..so another “racism” vs “skin-tone-based-discrimination” thing. so what’s the word for “prejudice against individuals for having a different shade of skin tone within the exact same race”?
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@Plane_Trotter @ChiChiGreenblat so that if they’re sexually incompatible, we’re completely stuck ! great idea!
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@lesliedope_ @skelly_dad it is like the worst opiate withdrawal times 10 when waking up from narcan
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@murder_turd @filmmiker @kobenipeacesign he lost the weight from shitting himself so often
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@DouchednDemur @LRNROSE oh come on you guys literally “wash” raw meat and boil cleaning chemicals 💀
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@EqualityEd @Makavelii2324 @Thestallion270 @TheMrMilan damn still somehow better than Kevin’s “advice”
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@vintagexpost @ElChuckyyy @chinolacherry @ComplexCut @catrussy he aint ever gonna reply now that he knows he wrong as hell 💀 unless he come back on his Real Ignorant Shit
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@ofoniso @TSerastourCarol @jordynceIeste and that is only women who have serious medical issues like BV or an STD.. it doesn’t smell like that without severe medical problems down there 💀
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@angeliquee_xxx @TATT3REDNTORN begging you to learn the difference between atheist and agnostic or else we might as well just use “religion” and “cult” interchangeably too
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@psychicstacy @londynnnj delusional because humans have been cruel and criminal all on their own since the beginning of times. stop taking away that well placed blame with your supernatural nonsense.
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@niyahgetspaid2 @wonderluzt1 @cortneyjwest @BiggMierlaa i pity you for not being able to spell “pity” nor being able to tell that you’re the weirdo opinion here 💀
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@davinafayette @SwampCommunist yeah no he never called himself “poopie” or rapped about needing diapers or put “fart” in a song title
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@kxliie @chris_BB10 @tweetbiblee always the weirdos who look the worst physically, no one who is secure in their looks is doing/saying shit like this and taking the time to do it , it’s alwys pretty obvious
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@fieldcraftmusic @agasramirez @cursory__ @Tuquieresmipit0 she literally has activity and a ton of likes , i know tons of people who just browse and screenshot or only like tweets. the account was made in 2016, so what you said was literally MADE UP why are you even still trying?
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@Plurizard Ubbi Dubbi had some selfish ass motherfuckers in attendance and every picture and video i have seen, no one is wearing a mask and th social distancing looks like about half an inch . IT IS A CRIPPLING ADDICTION IF IT IS THIS HARD TO GO *ONE* YEAR WITHOUT A FESTIVAL/RAVE
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@ashyhole @NIGHTMARE_Asasn @purplbase is this some weird form of insult from an obsessive fan of a different artist or something that i’m not hip to because dear god they look nothing alike, and what is wrong with the entire upper half of the impersonator’s face (genuine question, a medical condition effect?)
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@Iseentaviaround @water81371 @tysheriadarshae wtf no one uses the word “whoop” to mean “tapping”, are you retarded?
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@REITH1000 @schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder taxi and uber drivers do that for aafety, clearly you don’t have taxis or ubers where you live lol
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@PEDROPABLOBG96 @DiddlyDonger you are trying to define a person with full and fully functioning female internal and external reproductive organs as a man, so. you by definition believe “men” can get pregnant.
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@fuckstickmcdick @skueed_ @humuorn_ don’t listen to these people as a female this is actually really really sweet and honestly uplifting
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@OpheliasMarbles @JoshuaTorrey @AudioBlahBlah @CrissySpeaks79 ah yes , the great Bible story where Jesus performed the miracle of turning water into Jack Daniels
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@LWattoMMA @r1l3y_ma3 @emz_no that’s like blaming someone for getting burned in a house fire because “if they didn’t light a candle, it wouldn’t have gotten knocked over” or drowning because “if they didn’t go to a beach/swimming pool they wouldn’t have gotten dragged by th-“ how outside of reality can you be
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@mlrj37 @dotschafer @OmarHaq12 @itsjairusjames @mckennasonline @ReagansTweets it’s the only amount of “bodies” anyone can have that matters at all… if the other one did, men are Fucked, cause the majority of you are megaaa-sluts
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@eMonstaa_ @VonFrmDaTown @_kohai me neither i jus think he illiterate and don kno how weed actually works
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@imjustqui @Bwrist @tragicbirdapp sounds more like you want only certain people to *be able to be* victims, gross as hell and makes it sound like you just want there to be an easier way for some to discriminate against others based on skin tone alone, whether it be “reverse” racist or colorist
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@TG_Dilipan @ImWatson91 @fasc1nate that literally changes nothing about the comment whatsoever
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@Mention_Milah4 @MrBigRed97 @TheeOracle7 @witchdctralex why would the ancestors be racist over a watermelon especially
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@scott692170 @lLokioki @mandalore1228 so same goes other way arounnd right? we all just sleep around when our partner doesn’t feel like it?
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@hausofcarlyshay @flossettaAO3 @PaintedHorse14 @PrognosticChats @MacItSo @WHO chicken pox stays in your nerves forever, for the rest of your life, and gives you shingles later on, which looks and feels and IS horrific, there is no hand waving it away as “just like chicken pox” when chicken pox itself is horrific..
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@MeltedDollParts @JPfundston @JessPected sounds like he is right. he does not have a dad. he has a sperm donor. i am sorry, that is putrid behavior on the “father”’s part.
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@ComfortWaits @TheSequelofBird @chismosavirus nah he’s right, learning to code really does make people lose their dignity fast, being a camgirl is the way to keep yourself pure
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@feral__mama @FourthWaver which is also mormons
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@_KvaliD @_spicytopaz_ @aliyahInterlude it is literally 10 times less painful than a cartilage nose piercing.. take it from someone w/ four nose rings + a 12 gauge septum, it literally feels like an earlobe piercing at most while the nose piercings hurt like FUCKING hell - + i can stand a lot of them + blackout tattoo
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@cursory__ @Yaaaaasssbitch made an account specifically for this .. in 2016? you realize it trlls you when the account was created, right?
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@Desiree_Lashawn @__GLAMOUROUS more like the best way for it to be is not having a “baby daddy” who has a “baby mama” of HIS own with all these kids spread out across zero even monogamous relationships at very least , with him getting each woman pregnant in turns, not even each one in separate phases 💀
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@Xenos_RIFS @Thedeangulberry @shannonsresist @Kissmyazz24 no for fucking real, crazy and utterly putrid, honestly, how so many men act and react when the genders are reversed in a babytrapping situation.
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@popastropop @SydDivineTarot for real it IS bpd.. why are people replacing mental diagnoses with…. zodiac signs??? what’s next, all bipolars are Libras and all schizophrenics are Aries or something? just ignoring actual science and mental health ????
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@chiadikobi_ani @kaptainamusing @creepydotorg it was a german shepherd and a boxer.
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@mickey94114 @Funisfunfornow @DashkaSlater nothing here threatened their well being except the gun-fucking hatred-filled grown ass adults shouting slurs where they’re not even close to invited. literally acted like a gang of middle school bullies that are angry all the time b/c secretly they never learned how to read.
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@unoblu3 @Rac67181156 @marshal so you are just gonna have 13 kids and don’t give a single fuck about the poor wife going through the hell of childbirth nor the vast amount of kids you’ll never be able to take care of or spend any decent quality time with all
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@PStalsis @Lifeform089276 @yunatalks sweetie, it’s time to stop being a creep
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@jimboe123456 @lipfilllers @rachelmillman wtf ate you talking about this was a compliment
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@xsauc @billsmafiarise @shirakills @eivissa02 @BradPurcellYT @SBrevipes @shambalulu @EristocracyTV exactly. forgot to mention that, when i alwys do, fukk. but HELLA RIGHT !!! and how often do cops get off from crimes? we all know the answer to that. so the fact that even *40%* is out there… what the hell could the real number BE? we see what happens when cops face trials..
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@rahsh33m this is literally just trading nicotine (one drug) for a psychoactive stimulant (another addictive drug). no thanks, panic disorder means i do not even consume green tea, much less anything else caffeine. i’ll stick to nic since it eases anxiety while caffeine increases it.
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@_spamsandwich @ihateshakira @TadsChits @RaxKingIsDead have you thought attraction was objective or based on your personal standards this whole time
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@A_G_McClain @Urtoez75_2 except regular men are far worse
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@blessedlonelyjo @VertLimLevi @notabrokenthing what’d the mother do to deserve permanent bodily mutilation and risk of life and hormonal hell and so much more simply due to being raped
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@cyrxskies @LithiumxDiet @Celestialpapaya and there are people like me who need prescription strength fluoride or my teeth are absolutely fucked and i end up needing more root canals than i can afford because some of our enamel is shit due to genetics.
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@hermanteaching @NFT_Surgeon @timmy_l2 @BlackRedGuard1 hell no i’m not tolerant, not tolerant of genocide, at least. and why is “tolerance” defined as “denying/not mentioning inconvenient facts and truths” to you
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@Nerdwan_Twan @Little_Bhaddie @ItsSkullss @MyFavsTrash how u say ‘like’ 7 times in one short sentenc
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@hopelovenheart @MABGA_ @Rothmus this was in the U.S., it was most definitely thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars, not hundreds.
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@nba_minaj @realonx1 @w0rstbehav3d and permanently mutilates us in the process as well as risking our lives, many dying or bleeding out.
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@FrightfulFren @RefilweSeboko @Melo_Malebo african people love being homophobic for no goddamn reason.. if they’ll hang onto anything up until 2024, its antiquated and illogical beliefs.
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@spkishfortnite @ADead_Body @maxterbatorrr @gojosheadgiver @17grasshoppers @b0n3yard mine literally look like that after over 9 YEARS. this person clearly thinks everyone does insanely superficial cat scratches that just.. go invisible when they heal💀
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@StakeOnMe916 @lydiakauppi @NekoleUnknown you know what is an eyesore? four hundred nearly identical depressing beige houses. if i’m going to pay an absolute ton of money to own something, especially as special as a house, i’m not going to forcibly participate in you guys’ weird, putrid house communism..
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@EbojfmCbtum @bri31240018 @MYB1773 @homemakinghunny too many men look for nothing elsebut beauty. were you born yesterday? maybe with a few defects?
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@Newongm @nikminion these nvr worked for me EVER until i jus updated recently nn realiZed i was way behind on updates
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@LuluJaynePaige @rcuevasss @deffonotchaur @theylovemouton not really, im confused, why is your nose blurred so much it’s missing
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@Trad_Humanist @_nomadic_soul over 80% of women tear. that is a lot.
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@weekndlv3r @lilredacted_ why are people trying to segregate marriage and relationships AGAIN?? why do you WANT segregation back ?? or is it wanting segregation but with the power flipped.. come on, fucked up. not dating someone based solely on race is apparently only okay if that “race” is allll “whites”
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@lagosbloq @Nartsic @RestrictedVids men are allergic to accountability
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@WizardBenjamin @HeidiBriones then why were the males never 9-15?
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@Esclope_69 @samjrosenthal @kingdeficit but .. you .. expect .. a .. girl .. to .....
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@XavierTorch @StellarAbyss @ask_aubry they don’t love them. they see them as a means to an end. merely an incubator you can get off in with sex as a bonus, or the other way around.
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@NozomiKeiXIV @daintyartisann how is M/L “super skinny” .. not even fuckn close
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@cyberdruglord97 @MECCA_velli @bizlet7 then why do 30+ yr old men look like bald shit? srsly curious
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@BrentRuble46699 @Mika080220 @ThomasWNorman @keithhe70161926 @lporiginalg no because it is called a generalization.. if she said “dude” it changes it to just being a reference to a single person, changes the whole point and context. some of you are clearly straight out of SpEd class
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@Dr_jAimethekids @kaseyonnuh @CremedelaShem @EboNay_ my skin is dry as hell so i cnt use salicylic acid like that but still searching for my holy grail body wash 🤞
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