Lulu Jayne Paige 🎀
@LuluJaynePaige
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🇳🇬Mom | Retired Veteran | Professional Arm 🍭| Published Journalist | Venture Capitalist (Oil + Gas) | PhD Candidate🎓
Dallas | Dubai | FMTY
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Fortified at 40, feeling marvelous!
Howdy! Wishing myself a happy birthday today. It’s a special day indeed 🎉
#fortified
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It is official! What an era and I'm grateful 😘
Met my first whale on OF during the COVID shutdown. His wife of 40 years had passed during the pandemic and was looking for companionship.
Dallas opened earlier than most places, I thought we were going to an upscale dinner 🧵
I will just leave this here... I am absolutely open to a Birkin, let's throw some stocks, real estate investment, something that grows equity also in the mix.
If you have the ability of making this wish come to pass you know where to find me 🤪
Sincerely,
Lulu
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@crazyclipsonly
If your kid needs extra care communicate that to the school system. A bus driver is not experienced to deal with this…her job is to drive the bus and they are also required to follow guidelines because they are liable as guardians of the children till handed off to their parents
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@AsToldByKayyx
4 days expenses paid vacation in Miami last week, wine & dined treated like a queen.
It's ok to say you are doing it wrong. Don't take shots at us... It's not a good look 😘
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@myVPisAGIRL
@AgainstDaOddsTV
Is that allowed by the Taliban? Walahi 😳
Do you know who the Taliban are & where they are located or what COUNTRY they occupy?
Pick up a book, a geographical map better yet a passport, and travel the world.
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@doitmuvaaa
People are really making fun of a child. An innocent child who has done nothing wrong but exist. I hope the universe deals with each and every one of y'all accordingly😕🤨
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If you are a s^x worker reading the vile things people are writing on that post, remember you get to create your world.
Hold your head high, be confidence
in yourself & your craft, and most importantly don't lose yourself in the process
Growth is a marathon, not a sprint❤️
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Since being a FSSW I have had multiple silver foxes request to sip champagne off my behind and I enjoy it 😂
I enjoy partying and I am kink friendly if it's within my moral compass. So let's have fun and remember gents you only live once 😉
#dateDallas
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I’ve gone from having two oil wells to closing a $15 million deal and starting my own company! And yes, baby, my business partner is another fan I met on Twitter!
Another advice given to me by a client Move in silence Dot your i’s and cross your t’s
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@_DjNitrane
People are out here messing with people's kids! Thinking parents will just let you attack their innocent babies. To none parents, this happens when you poke the bear... MOMMA BEAR!!!
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I am so proud of myself! one step closer to sobriety. I am officially a social drinker.
This industry almost turned me into someone I was not and I am happy to be able to walk with my head up high regardless of what society thinks of me.
Here is to finding my way back🥂
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Dripping melanin and honey I am black without apology💋
#MLKDay
🍯Nashville 1/25-26
🍯Omaha, NE 1/27-28*
🍯San Fran (FMTY) 2/25-26*
🍯Jackson Hole 2/27-28*
RSVP:
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God willing.. One day I will buy a property duplex or apartment complex solely dedicated to provide shelter for SW who are parents. Working will not be allowed in the community for safety reasons. I’m just brain storming here .. what do you guys think?
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I am gonna beat this Lulu! I am usually 130lbs 8% BF I am currently 120lbs 10% BF most loss are muscle mass.
I plan for a much revised physique next summer while still staying 120lbs but 8 % BF. I cut alcohol & junk food from my intake by 30% so far lets do this!🏋️🏿♀️
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@masksbehindmas1
@WonderKing82
Actually, it is for everyone I don't give a flying f^ck what political party you belong to. If you have sociopathic tendencies the public needs to be aware of it 🤷🏿♀️
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Y'all are wild!
Tags on/no tags on/ resell/ no resell.
Guess what mine are borrowed! My photographer has every high-end lingerie. A full room of them and I wear the f*ck out of them.
There is no industry standard other than safety. Breathe!
Happy Holidays my darlings 🌹
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@court__4
@MrsJellySantos
If they can’t show you this it’s fake! Ask them for the box and authentic certificate. They all come with one 😂🤷🏿♀️
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@TheDJF_
@jiggyjayy2
1974… Mrs Rita got her lick back AND HE adopted her KID! .. What's the secret Mrs Ritttaaa🤣🫣
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“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me” - Joshua Graham
Good morning world Jackson Hole I am speechless see you in the springtime.
My attention is needed in Omaha 😘
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Create, Evolve & Repeat 💕
The joy of being polyamorous is the ability to indulge intimately with whomever I please.
I enjoy sex & I have no shame in it however the only thing that turns me on is generosity 💦
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"When they go low, we go high"- Michelle Obama
To all my melanated queens out there remember you are strong & beautiful. don't allow anyone to tell you otherwise.
Enjoy your weekend🌹
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Nothing has changed!
Military mindset 20 years as a Marine and Army Officer taught me how to think strategically.
Let's go my calendar is getting filled and I added tantric massage to my services🤪
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“If the plan doesn't work change the plan but never the goal”- Unknown
GM from Boston! DFW I will see you soon. A business opportunity opened up & I couldn't walk away.
Being a pretty woman gives you access being a pretty woman with money gets you access.
Invest your money😘
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How can I say no to making new friends! Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and Salt Lake City, Utah I am looking forward to seeing my new friends😘
Jackson Hole 2/22-23*
Salt Lake City 2/24*
Chicago 2/25-26*
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@ReallyRemona
@clairlemon
I don't know but I will guess Claire failed to graduate from her master's program because of her lack of critical thinking skills.
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Good Morning!
Thank you to my new friend visiting me in Dallas & hosting our fabulous overnight.
Cheers to more Texan gentlemen see you soon🥂
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@kayliketf
@yuppk2ganghoe
Omg! Weird ass dude! Damn near her daddy's age too… what's wrong with people😩
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Y'all his kids ran my ass out of that company. We were about to be engaged. I guess having your stepmom be 6 years younger and black wasn't a Texas oil money norm🤣🤣
I'm not mad at them..if it was my daddy I'd be grabbing a shut gun and chasing you down the country roads too🤣
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The next birthday I said… I want my own oil well. I redesigned his company's website and did PR in exchange for 2 oil wells. I shadowed him, and he took me to his meetings locally, nationally, and internationally. I was known as his girlfriend.
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Thank you for visiting me from Fort Worth cowboy. Lunch was fabulous! Let's grab a bite again.
Hey good looking! the state fair is coming up in a few weeks. I am currently accepting applications for a two-step buddy.
If you are out of town come on in I will show you around😘
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Alexa, play Rumors by Lizzo!
“All the rumors are true, yeah” - Lizzo
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*Confirmed*
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Hello from Mexico 🇲🇽
One more night! Oh, yea had to file for an emergency passport someone has a sticky finger.
It still doesn't change my mind about how I love with Puerto Valletta! I'll be back!
I am off to the pool to looking like a snack and a rich man's young wife🤪
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Lulu Cunty Paige!
Have a wonderful weekend yall 😘
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At 17 I stood on those yellow footprints 👣.
3 combat tours to Iraq & Afghanistan, Ramadi took the love of my life battle of Fallujah left me broken.
20 years and I will never trade this experience.
To my comrades, Happy Veterans day! Got your six
#HappyVeteransDay
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@WonderKing82
That's what's troublesome with this story if he can do that as a child in public it means his behavior at home is worse and most likely has escalated as an adult if the proper behavioral health care isn't provided. How are people over looking this?
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@sexxielexxie
Bruno Mars gave one of the best hits of all time granted he is in financial shambles 👀🤣
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Good morning,
Signing off all socials today for a day of reflection.
Enjoy your Sunday🖖🏿
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@jeremyryan_
@seangarrette
You must've fallen asleep in basic math class..
3+1 = 5
2+2 = 5
6-2=5
A mess🤣🤣🤣
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Lizzo said it best! “B!tch, I don't give two shits All the rumors are true, yeah”
This forever is the mood. I am an Aquarius if you think I give two sh!ts, you are mistaken.
Now excuse me while I get ready I have a gentleman visiting me in Dallas for 48 hrs🧚🏿
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I am a healthy mix of a hopeless romantic and a super freak.
4 hr date in Houston turned Into a second date a 4-day FMTY to the wealthy part of Michigan. Oh, they are RICH RICH here..Sheesh.
Suburbia Detroit is very beautiful and my pillow smells like eucalyptus
GM🙃
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@Aliv504
I just walk up and open my phone... Can I get your # with a smile? Men are shocked but I always get the digits 🤣🤣
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@_shoop_sa
@itskwasi
This! Parents assume the only education kids need is what they learn at school. In my house after school everyday no matter how tired I am we go over how school went , what happened and go over what we learn at school and do homework.
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He truly was one of my greatest mentors. I wanted luxury travel and Jimmy Choos. He provided them above and beyond. 22 Jimmy f^cking choos.
He had a chat with me on my 35th birthday and advised me to invest in something worthwhile, that generates equity and recession-proof.
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Engaging with me is a luxury, my time and space are precious. It’s a privilege to be part of my circle.
I maintain high standards, so if you wish to converse or share my space, elevate yourself to meet me there.
Howdy! Just finished a 4-mile run 🏃🏿♀️
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Good morning It’s Tuesday! Kick ass, look fabulous, and be awesome.
I’ve been working behind the scenes on a nonprofit organization to offer immediate financial assistance to marginalized SW.
God willing this will be up soon in the meantime hang in there. This too shall pass🤲🏿
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Coming to you from Florida with love!
Last week was a 20k week! IDGAF screenshot this sh!t and call it bragging.
I am patting myself on the back cause I deserve it💃🏿🤷🏿😂
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Soft kitty, warm kitty…. purr purr purr!😘
Howdy it’s a cold morning here in Dallas.. off to play basketball.
Muah
Your favorite point guard😝
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To the brave men and women who paved the way for me. I salute you.
Black America thank you for all of your sacrifices 👏🏿
#juneteenth
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@boss_brina_
@JosueGoAway
@CocoaDoe
No, it's not mean or petty. You don't get to flip flo; you report me to the supervisor, endanger my job, then ask me for a straw. You are not a friend but a foe, and you aren't getting jack! Ask the supervisor for a straw🙄
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Happy 2022 everyone🎊
We've come a long way here is a prosperous and wonderful year ahead
#HappyNewYear
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Contrary to popular belief I didn't start s*x work because it's empowering.
I only had $5 had to choose btw nugget for my kid or gas In my car to get us home.
I choose my kid, took a 🤳 started working the next day.
See you soon Puerto Valletta ✌️🏿
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@TendentiousG
@astoldbykaygee
@MB780_
This! When people choose not to vote it most likely allows less impactful candidates to win. We need to vote it might not be your ideal candidate but vote for whoever is closest to your ideal candidate rather than not voting at all.
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I am exhausted! happy to be heading to Houston & spending 24 hrs at the Ren Fest with a special handsome gent I've made good friends with since we met in Boston.
Ps. Sorry to sound crass on emails. The only communication I am open to is via my appointment request form💋
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Home sweet home! Howdy Dallas☀️
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan! May all your prayers be fulfilled
#RamadanMubarak
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I came home to the most fantastic news!
When I was outed to the pentagon, my promotion was paused. I went before the board to fight for what's rightfully mine.
After 2 yrs of consistent pushback, I am pleased to announce I am now MAJ (retired)
Goodnight🪄
#fuckmisogyny
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Tastes like strawberries - Harry Styles
Indulge in my nectar🍓
NOLA 10/6*
Austin 10/7-10*
Italy 10/11-17*(by request)
Boston 10/18*
Detroit 11/3*
Grand Rapids 11/4*
Toronto 11/5-6*
FMTY 11/7
Mozambique 11/15-21(Unavail)
FMTY 11/22-24
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✨Speak the truth even if it makes your voice cracks✨
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13K followers! LJP Army is growing! Shout out to every one of you weirdos! It takes one to know one.
I appreciate you!
Your alluring West African beauty🍡
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