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Professional Full Time Trader @ Unnamed Hedge Fund | Former K-1 Fighter | Multi-Millionaire |

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$AMZN breakout $ZS breakout $WDAY breakout $FOUR wants to breakout $HOOD not red $NVDA red This is a great day. Q2 is ending beautifully
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@FightHaven Stomping someone when they’re unconscious has no value. They’re unconscious, they don’t feel it and it adds substantial charges. Pissing on them while they’re unconscious on the other hand… very effective
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@garlandrg I skipped an early interview at Coinbase to cheat on my girlfriend with 2 strippers after a cocaine bender. Then decided to become a fighter Life is weird, you'll get where you're supposed to go
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@pandashours @Dream This picture confuses my brain. Aside from the nose job I can’t tell if he’s had any other work done. It’s like a male face but with very feminine features. The Golden ratio facial symmetry is wild. Is this computer generated or is this a real person?
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@TikTokInvestors The fact that a $META product manager is posting this on TikTok and isn’t immediately fired speaks to the bloated carcass culture of Silicon Valley companies. All of these tech companies are loaded with useless employees. Dead weight. 70% of non engineers should be fired
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@anothercohen Elon looks pretty bad here tbh
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@NERDYXNiNJA Quality has dropped substantially in the last decade
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@om_9k @TheNotoriousMMA This version of him doesn’t exist anymore. And as bad as he wants it to he can never get it back. Because the hunger is gone, and once a fighter loses his hunger, he’s nothing. Nobody shows up to a fight in a $100m yacht and is ready to die in the cage
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@Human101Nature They’ll still get a payout but there’s literally nothing the cops should’ve done differently. Look in their body cam. How would they possibly know someone’s behind the wall in the fitting room trying on dresses during an active shooter situation. Just unlucky. Life is hard.
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@YeeEhren @fasc1nate She made a bad decision in the moment and then regretted it for the rest of her life, which wasn’t long. It’s easy analyzing spur of the moment human decisions when you’re at home comfortable and completely unattached to the situation
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@rpg37 @adamcarolla Bro has to throw races now to keep the haters guessing. Absolutely top tier finesse
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@TikTokInvestors Never did I think that at 4:35PM on a Wednesday I'd be watching a bald topless woman give me advice on making passive income through investing in penny stocks which are over $1
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$PLTR is more important to the Metaverse than $FB Come at me boomers 😤
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@OldRowSooners Nothing can overcome the difference between a trained fighter and an angry amateur. We’ve earned our cauliflower ears
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@keenahn @yunatalks @JustJake Damn you got on your knees quick
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@unusual_whales The $1.8 billion was the test
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@aurumamare This man dropped wisdom from a lifetime of lessons and a generation of fatherless hoes laughed like it’s funny
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@nypost Weird how all these people that hate Florida and how we handle COVID here always seem to come to Florida… Almost like what they tell you to do and what they actually do has no correlation
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@AbdulMannanPk @harryhurst Uber is a publicly traded company with a valuation over $100B Stripe is a private company that’s valued around $95B but will go public at over $100B So you might have missed the point of the question
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@wackkerouac @iWetMyDenims Bro will complain on 4chan but won’t stop eating junk food and start going to the gym
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@RetroTechNoir GUESS WHOSE CARS AREN'T BURNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN?! Starts with a T ends with an A, ESL in the middle
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@sinaEstavi @GiveDirectly @jack @elonmusk But you don’t own it. It’s just a screenshot that got uploaded to OpenSea. What’s to stop me from screenshotting it and uploading it to a competing nft exchange? Congrats now I’m selling the first tweet which I didn’t make for 1/1000th of the price
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@5k4_5k4 @TikTokInvestors She doesn’t even know what they do. She still gets her paycheck. My girl’s friend is a PM at UIPath doesn’t even know about her options. Just took them because someone on quora said to.
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@xavbyx People always make fun of Macron for being with an older woman but I’ll take a politician that likes old ladies over a politician that likes little girls any day. And unfortunately there are many more of the latter
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@CraziestClip @FightHaven It’s in the socket… it’s just closed and his eyebrow is bleeding all over it. The caption is for bait
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@Sanctuality @barneytheboi @Tinder Because tinder is a business and women are the product. If tinder banned women for this or for almost anything else that involves interacting with the app and it’s paying members (mostly men) then it would mean they’re being run by imbeciles
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@fintechfrank People who quit their $15/hr job to trade crypto commenting about how low these salaries are. Lmfao
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@benmezrich Aspiring writers take note. This is how you promote a book in the 21st century Well done Ben!
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@WomenPostingLs This one is kinda sad. If she had a father in her life things probably woulda turned out different
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@VGadev @MomsPostingLs “My girlfriend is not loose actually her biological arousal response is that when she is excited her body makes sexual intercourse less pleasant for the man so he is..less likely to reproduce with her” Hmm makes sense.
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@pandashours @Dream Examples of computer generated faces with golden ratio based symmetry:
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@Justradioactive @MMAFighting @DamonMartin @guicruzzz This statement right here John, is why you were born to be an employee not an employer
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@Blackyoda @DailyCaller Lets be honest, you may have hated the things Trump said, but you hated the things he said because he was able to say them. Trump loved talking. He loved hearing his own voice. He loved the attention and hosting rallies. Biden can't talk. He can barely read off a teleprompter
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@HeraldPostMail @axlrosehusband_ @NoContextBrits They’re a private establishment they don’t have to let you do anything if they don’t want to
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@ChiiPBJ @kanyewest I don't think people value your friendship as much as you think they do
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@ValaAfshar @elonmusk I put $70k in Tesla and now somebody's paying me rent on the house I bought with the profits.
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@amelia_perrin I refuse to believe the United States isn’t at the tail end of its existence when this gets more engagement than the ongoing economic collapse
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@chamath ECONOMY IN TATTERS? My dude... You are IPOing 26 SPACs! Wtf are you saying? Wtf kind of tattered economy gives you an opportunity to collect fees from 26 blank check IPOs without a target? Have some appreciation for the position you're in...
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@BrentBeshore Cold showers suck. Running sucks. Working out sucks. Not jerking off sucks. Not watching Netflix sucks. Not smoking weed sucks. Eating healthy sucks. The process of not being a loser sucks. That’s why there are so many losers.
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@JohnnyWalker Sorry for all the hate you get bro. Takes balls to step in the cage. Majority of men watching UFC today don't have the physical ability to run a mile let alone defend themselves in a combat situation. You won't gain anything from reading the comments. You provide for your family
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@TaylorGerring This is kind of cool. I think ill set it as my profile picture since legally you have as much ownership of the actual image as I do. Cool wallet url though
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@NFLOwnerGBP @takinknapps @DenverPolice @StevieSoccerr @Bradleyemery2 Or maybe... and hear me out here... maybe he’s just not a little bitch
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@sacca San Francisco is one of the worst run cities in the United States. And there are a LOT of poorly run cities in the United States. The amount of money they manage to throw away is shocking.
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@blackdogtrades How long until you drop a paid monthly discord and a trading course?
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@TheSNEAKO SNEAKO IS SHOWCASING A MASTERCLASS IN CONTROVERSY CLOUT CHASING Like most people (and social media AI) he realized controversy gets views After following the Tate brothers and gaining the most views of his career, he jumped onto the Kanye bandwagon at peak controversy
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@stoolpresidente RIP to your personal brand. Watches are 1 of the industries where blatant repackaged upcharges are easily exposed based on movement and materials. We advise clients against this. Even sunglasses are much easier. This will be substantially more damaging than BI article
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@jbulltard1 I feel like deep down it hurts you that after all these years a guy with no thesis turns out to be a better trader than you by every metric and he accomplished this using a garbage company
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@ewarren @CNBCClosingBell I wonder what Elizabeth will have more of a problem with. The fact that Hedge Funds greed and risk management violations led to more than 100% of the shares being shorted or the fact that a bunch of poor people made a lot of money very quickly
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@RtomStar @blacqlabel48 @Morbidful Whales are smart. They know they’re not penguins
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@eemmanuels4 @fasc1nate Pornography is undoubtedly bad for the human mind. That being said, Ted Bundy is clearly lying.
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@r0gald @coldhealing Only way to redistribute a portion of her fathers massive wealth back into the economy
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@Grapegone The man was locked in a cage with him twice, its pretty difficult to try and present him as scared of a physical altercation
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@AndrewYang Every politician that has a presidential debate has practiced. I'm assuming you practiced for your primary debate too, although clearly not enough
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@elisabethlehem Imagine killing somebody's wife and daughter and then wanting an apology because the guy whose wife and daughter you killed thought you must be drunk; because what sober person would be that utterly incompetent at operating a motor vehicle.
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@alpharivelino This is the origin story that turns him into a super villain
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@MrZackMorris WHEN $WISH IS RUNNING PEOPLE BEG FOR A DIP SO THEY CAN GET IN. IT DOESN'T DIP SO THEY BUY THE TOP. THEN IT DIPS AND THEY PANIC SELL FOR A LOSS IN HOPES OF BUYING BACK LOWER. WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU? CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS. GO FOR A WALK
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@itsleague @SheCallMeRico @Dj_Cali_Rolas @mikemajlak @LoganPaul Serious matter? He stole millions of dollars with his friends but his commentary on a celebrity boxer’s mental breakdown is somehow the serious matter?
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@alexmomof5 Congratulations on marrying a rich criminal. Ted Bundy had a wife too.
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@marcgoddard_uk It’s only sad for you guys because you see it on the internet. This was my life growing up. Kid even looks like me. Many out there that had it worse than we did Fighters don’t tend to become fighters because their childhood was sunshine and rainbows
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@KEEMSTAR @jeffwittek @DavidDobrik There's really no loyalty in the game. He loved David when the man was on the rise carrying him to the top on his back. But the moment David faces adversity. He's the first to try to stab him in the back and profit off his "former friend's" downfall. Teaching a whole generation
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@IKchmt6jSYhp5I8 @litcapital Yes you sell it, which they don’t want to do because there’s nefarious stuff going on…
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@krdubay @craigclemens Trump lost. He’s not president. When your state goes to shit because it has one of the least competent leaders in American history it’s going to be real hard to blame it on a private citizen instead of the guy you let keep his job even after he failed at every single part of it
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@RatTrapFights If you stand up to fight don’t sit back down before the fight starts
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@mmagonewild This is disturbing? Your entire personality is built around your love for a sport where 2 men are locked in a cage to do as much damage to each other as possible until 1 is deemed unable to continue... ..but mean words are where Brent draws the line...🙄
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@jokerlogics Twitter algo is now recommending this tweet under “business and finance” Incredible
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@milkthistled Kylie Kenner’s genes are not exceptional she just has plastic surgery
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@SampattiNaga @WomenPostingLs No shes not. Just because she makes losers feel like they have a chance doesn’t suddenly change the fact that she’s far below average attractiveness.
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@QTRResearch Again you’re wrong. This only goes 1 way. ARK doesn’t trade OTM options, Hwang does. He blew up. ARK can’t because they hold unleveraged equities. The fact that nobody bothers to correct you is ridiculous but it’s the same with permabears posting incorrect charts for a year
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@SamPixelsMMA If we judged people's fighting abilities on how they talk the Diaz brothers would be janitors.
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@TechTreesSDG @elonmusk @WillManidis @SBF_FTX Well since the source is so trustworthy…
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@philthemmadude Mike Perry, for all his personal problems, goes to war in that cage. Hes willing to die in there every single time. You all feel better about your own failures watching him go through what is probably the worst time in his life, and that says a lot more about you than him
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@habibian__ @ForYouClips If you drop your gun pulling it out it’s time to go home
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@MarketRebels Big difference between being attacked vs attacking. It's your duty as a man to defend the country that gave you your life. I know that's lost today in the west because multiple generations grew up in complete hedonism with 0 adversity but this is necessary at times of war
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@JanetYellen The stock market is saving small businesses. GameStop $GME AMC Theaters $AMC Build a Bear Workshop $BBW These were dying businesses that we, retail traders saved. That’s millions of jobs saved! Greedy hedge funds that pay you speaking fees wanted to kill these companies!
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@LynAldenContact 5 closed green. Oof
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@morganisawizard It’s always been hilarious to me that the same people that are against guns are also against testsosterone and police officers. Like who do they expect to protect them? They’re not gonna win in a fight, they hate the cops, and they don’t own guns. 🤷‍♂️
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@SpinninBackfist Joe Rogan being considered more controversial than Conor McGregor is too ridiculous to fathom. So lets just assume it was because Joe didn’t want to be in it
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@streetfighthard Lot of people come to Thailand to train. Clearly he's one of them
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@Athletics 100 dogecoin? As in $42 for the entire series? What?!
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@realMeetKevin @chamath @vladtenev Lol! If somebody had the audacity to demand I give them an explanation for selling my personal holdings, I’d punch em in the mouth and then pay the legal fees with the profits from the sale.
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You Can’t Get Fired From The Stock Market
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@DustinPoirier Since Khabib isn’t coming back, you are the champion. They’ll try to give you Chandler to make it official but you could fight someone like Oliveira who deserves it. You’re the A side now. Welcome to the Big Leagues.
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@PeterSchiff @SpencerKSchiff His son's percentage returns on Bitcoin in 1 year have outperformed Peter's total percentage returns on gold. That's not a joke. Look it up.
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@_KidHollister_ @GoHomeKJ You know how you pass a bunch of weirdos on the street and never interact with them and go on livin life? Well the problem is on social media you’re exposed to their opinions too. and Twitter is the absolute worst for it
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@deMeducki @OliverSungJunto Correlation between intelligence and successful stock picking is not what you might think
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@IAPonomarenko Will rebuild it bigger and better with all the money that will flow in. As soon as Ukraine kicks those invaders out, economic prosperity is coming. Everybody in the world wants to do business with Ukrainians after seeing the kind of people they are. Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦
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@PeterSchiff How's gold doing? Oh Bitcoin outperformed it's 10 year performance in 1 year? Ok. Well Peter Schiff is a professional, I'm sure he's doing well Oh he's never outperformed the $SPY and his career percentage performance was beaten by his teenage son in 1 year through btc. Oof.
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@MMAThanos That's horrible... Especially since Anderson will lose. This is the equivalent of taking old chess legends, getting them drunk and putting them in checkers matches with young guys that play checkers everyday
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@Abbbn0rmal >50 bodies
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@TheWinklerGroup I mean they’re nowhere near bankruptcy but certainly not the most confidence inducing statement after a quarter like this. When Cramer said $COIN to $475 he meant to $47.5
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@bigbradhutch @unusual_whales @MrZackMorris @The_RockTrading @manpreetkailon @MrMikeInvesting @Trader_Joe_LPP @ChrisRandone @PJ_Matlock @ACInvestorBlog @Hugh_Henne @ShinobiSignals They'll never give me credit because I don't run a discord or a premium stock picking service. I don't need to charge anybody for anything. I make money from trading. I tweet my trades because it might change somebody's life like it changed mine.
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@skwhorepion @iminamtg His business is social media. He makes less than McDonald’s workers but at least he can sit at home online all day
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@elonmusk There should be a tax on billionaire CEOs of companies that can't generate a profit without crypto or government credits
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@timzibliss @jameskelly_se @HeroJourneyOn Yup and once you build brand loyalty you raise the price because now your service is their top pick
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@SebastinPatron3 @CapitalObserver @CathieDWood Lol you losers come out of hibernation 3x a year to say you were right and then the correction ends, market makes new all time highs, and you crawl back to the red P/L cave. See ya in a few months mate
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@btc_apprentice @The_Real_Fly Prior to covid these 34% also suffered from the same neurological/mental disorders
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@AnthonyOhayon Rotation back into growth and spacs. Just like last time. Impatient people sold the bottoms or blew up their accounts chasing losses Patience of traders who wait and investors who are actual investors will be rewarded
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@thesilentrouge @MitchellLWell She was a spoiled blonde that partied and lived in luxury because of daddy’s money. But she’s 43. Can’t do that shit forever. It gets boring. So she grew up and had the financial means to pursue any Avenue she feels interested in.
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