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You sacrifice your youth and your health and your sanity to do bad shit for an evil empire, but you console yourself by saying "well, at least I get benefits". Then they close the VA hospital.
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@anotherSmith5
@punishedpants
In fairness, Dave is the funniest one of these by a country mile
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@tanijrou
I know Fujimoto was high as shit in a hardware store and saw this and was like "Holy shit...that's like......that looks like a fuckin dog dude......holy shit..."
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@MichalSabra
Wait, wait, are you trying to get me to believe that this is a luxurious breakfast? Do you think im fucking stupid? Shit wouldn't hold me over til lunch on a good day.
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@WOLFNBEAST
@fuckyouiquit
Once I didn't have time to give the full two weeks, because I was informed 8 days before my start date that I got the job. My manager was all "HR policy requires two weeks notice!" I was like lol okay what are you gonna do? Fire me?
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@vanillaopinions
Gonna be a real I dont think a NASA compound is making up enough ground to overtake a state comprised entirely of universities
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@GhostVikingKiki
@IHateNYT
Insignificant is actually an ableist slur against people like me who don't matter at all and will die forgotten, so in the future if you could please refrain from using it bestie 🥰
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@VoicesByZane
I like how there is an evil empire that has nothing to do with the game or the player
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Bro gonna cast a cantrip with a caption like this 😭😭😭 and it's not even firebolt 💀
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@gasstationcig
@s4m31p4n
I love the ice balls for whiskey cuz they stick around so long that the ice can get super informed but the whiskey stones are a scam and they suck
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@yungyeats
@mumbly_joe
@EclecticHams
Well, the good news is the dog is most likely fine, since this is almost certainly a lie for clicks
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@ShaylenChiyoko
@DotEsports
@riotgames
They have am arcane skin for heimerdinger, it's called heimerdinger
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@Proud_Shooter
We used to play a game called Edward Forty Hands where you would go to this byob strip club with forty ounces taped to your hands and you couldn't take one off til it was empty
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@gmheronyc
@LogKa11
They all have their hand in their pocket, it's the standard stance. Twitter goes through this every olympics.
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@freeinu666
@revengeofthese2
@lexichipperini
@KissMyGravitas
@helen
This copypasta amazes me because it manages to be factually correct while also being so obnoxious as to convince one to take the opposite view anyway
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@banalplay
This works very well until the person calling you was actually your mortgage company or your doctor telling you something you absolutely need to know asap
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@bergslurp
@pawsplay36
@MaraWilson
@whitneyarner
If my sister wrote a song like this about me I too would start throwing her shit out of windows
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@Halcius_
@toshibasoundbar
It's like a little taste of what it is to be a cat. Find a dead bird? Oh, she'll like this, let me bring it to her
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@TonyMoonbeam
Damn you're right I also love ignoring context twice in one reply! We are so right for each other
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@jenny2x4
Also I like how she implies that he does nothing around the house, yet he's excited for his birthday because he hopes not to have to do stuff. Implying that he uh, does stuff
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@IncogBasil
I keep telling people, it's not that this guy has no media literacy, it's that he's a fascist and thinks this is good
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@IndiciaObscure
@srslyberserk
Honestly even that should only matter if you're high at work. Who cares if you go home and smoke?
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@triiida
@ramoumaaa
Man they've really been leaning into the "if you join the military you won't be lonely anymore" shtick recently
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@theschwasound
@magicmeows
Pirates didn't even know how to use a Playstation they didn't exist back then
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@207nbrown
@selectwario
You know you can crop your screenshots right? It's one of the first things that pops up when you take one
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@glitchshay
Lmao I saw this and said "damn Gege had Gojo drop that shit off in his buddy's manga to keep it hidden" 😭
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@Yung_Wooloo
@lutetheanimama1
@spoopyGayfrog
The whole shtick was that L KNEW Light was Kira, and Light knew L knew and the whole thing was a weird song and dance about how long they could keep up the charade before someone committed a fatal error
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@NightTheKnight1
@SouljaBoymoder
SIR? SIR?! I WORK FOR A LIVING GOD DAMN IT! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "MY LIFE TRAJECTORY WOULD BE CHANGED *SERGEANT*!!!
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@MichaelLeahy49
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@SheevTalks
Just tell everyone you're a fascist so we can all go home
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@GoreanWeeb
@bluelad89420
@Westhoefen
@duckenheimer
Also it's at least partially a marketing gimmick. Just like champagne
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@theeashleyray
In fairness, a house in Appleton Wisconsin probably costs roughly the same as a meal in New York
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@Ida_Clemens
It would be reasonable if A) they were talking about physically disabled people and B) grocery stores were not legally required to have handicap accessible entrances.
But no they were saying ADHD is debilitating enough to stop you from providing yourself with sustenance.
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@BleakSigilKeep
I'm not an superhero movie fan, but when people talk about insufferable snobs, it's you they're talking about. Just as long as you're aware.
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@westernunion2k
Everyone in the replies just learned the word polytetrafluoroethylene and are acting like they've always known it
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@alpaca_joseph
@lyzl
What are you my fucking dad? No, because if you were you'd be in the liquor store every day too
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@McHaloson
@cryder0214
@laserboat999
Who the fuck is reading for fifteen minutes. That's like eating one potato chip.
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@aalice_staar
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Idk if you know this but the assassination of Shinzo Abe was a real life event that happened after the launch of Cyberpunk 2077
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@tanijrou
I remember reading this panel and being like wait the "how big's that dick boy" wasn't the original line?
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@Trey_Explainer
I love Timothee Chalamet so I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here for now, but really, his wheelhouse is brooding. Who thought they should try to make this guy do whimsical? He does brooding, not whimsical.
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The tweet that introduced me to the master's work
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No he meant animal crossing
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