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my disgusting and boring life #FEACO

same old sandwich shop
Joined April 2020
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
3 years
lick balls, chopper!
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
Whatever man it's pointless
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Fat Failure
9 days
My journey is troubled
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Fat Failure
9 days
If I ever get in a car with you may a runaway truck flatten us so flat that our corpses are unrecognizable
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
2 months
*beep beep* Hop in, neighbor! πŸš—
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Fat Failure
9 days
May God deliver the good people of earth from @JakeStateFarm
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Fat Failure
9 days
You should get a motorcycle @JakeStateFarm I hear they're really safe
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Fat Failure
9 days
If you got a problem with me come kill @JakeStateFarm about it
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Fat Failure
9 days
May God show you no mercy on your day of judgement @JakeStateFarm
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Fat Failure
9 days
Inshallah
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Jake from State Farm
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Scroll break time
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Fat Failure
9 days
You are in the devil's pocket @JakeStateFarm
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Fat Failure
9 days
Im gonna sit you on my lap, keep eye contact and finger you to tears @JakeStateFarm
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
@toaster_headd This is not your fight
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
Pumpkin spice remington to the roof of your mouth and blow it
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
1 year
Give me all your pumpkin spice recommendations plz.
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Fat Failure
9 days
I hope your ACL explodes pussy
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
1 year
What's your signature move?
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Fat Failure
9 days
I bet you miss your autonomy too Kevin
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
1 year
It’s 5 P.M. and I miss daylight saving time
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
Kill your self bitch
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
1 year
Love ya, neighbors ❀️
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
Your name is Kevin Miles and you sold every ounce of your soul to an insurance company
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
11 months
The name's from State Farm... Jake from State Farm.
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Fat Failure
9 days
If i was your neighbor I would stand outside your bedroom window sharpening knives in the late hours of the evening
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Jake from State Farm
10 months
Tag a friend who gives off this neighborly energy πŸ‘‡πŸ½
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@cheeserburger
Fat Failure
9 days
I wish god would drop a meteor on your face
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
10 months
Just dropped my phone on my face. Call it selfie smack πŸ˜“
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Fat Failure
9 days
Fuck your trash ass pizzas dickhead
@JakeStateFarm
Jake from State Farm
7 months
It fit the aesthetic πŸ•
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