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@sarahgilbert
@that_token_girl
Or....
Maybe they served their country
Maybe they have a child overseas
Maybe they immigrated from a horrible situation, became citizens, and are proud
How....intolerant and myopic
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@LTWard2
My first husband wanted me to go into labor early because he had an event. He kept getting frustrated when I would go to the doctor and there was no change. He told me if I would stop being so tense I would go ahead and start dilating.
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They longed for a child, prayed for a child, and she went through medical hell to try to have a child. And after the first social worker scoffed and called the couple "too educated" to adopt, the second one approved them....and they waited.
And the morning of their 7th wedding
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@ask_aubry
This is actually simple:
He is not obligated to pay for her birth control.
She is not obligated to have unprotected sex with him.
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@emilykmay
I had a tenderhearted grandfather as well. Every Thanksgiving, he always choked up and squeezed our hands harder when he thanked God for his family.
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@emilykmay
I love talking to my hubby. I love watching movies with him and going out to eat. I enjoy laying in bed and listening to music. And yes, I enjoy having sex with him. Pretty much every day. Because I love him.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
It's not just about the flowers. He repeatedly LIED to her and cares NOTHING about what matters to her. He probably cheated on her while she was gone too. I said what I said.
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@schemaly
This is ridiculous. It's one thing not to.prescribe meds for a pregnant woman (like Accutane). But she's NOT PREGNANT. If they're that worried, can't they just prescribe birth control too??? Or trust her to be an ADULT and take her own precautions????
I hope she wins. This is
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@SouthPhillyJays
He said this to you in response to you saying you checked it out?
How horrifically tacky.
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@prindle_matthew
You aren't psychic. You tried to help a friend, and HE acted badly and dishonestly. Decent people want to think the best of others. I'm sorry this happened.
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@franc_kg17
@NoCapFights
How is going to a restaurant to confront cheaters cheating???????????????????????????
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@AuthorLMDavis
@JustMarveWrites
You need to study what can and cannot be copyrighted. because you are way off base.
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@feather_ladere
@ask_aubry
This isn't "I have a virus" puke. It's "I'm an idiot drunk" puke, and he left it overnight. So...no. He needs to clean it.
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@_celia_bedelia_
One of the things that bothers me is this:
She assumes the very worst about the doctor/nurse, and yet she continues to take her children there. Why would you take your children to a doctor you don't trust in the first place???
And if you think your kids are gonna tell a doctor
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@garonnevik
Call me an "activist," but honestly this makes me angry on behalf of the original octopus and the babies. This was a terrible idea from the start.
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@HazelAppleyard_
My favorite line:
"I never wanted a divorce that's why I opened this marriage"
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
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@LadyVoldemort09
When you're the kind of parent who caves to a two-year-old's demands, I'm embarrassed for you.
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@nate_postlethwt
Exactly. People grow strong IN SPITE OF trauma, not because of. Trauma doesn't "make people stringer." It's the work THEY do to survive it that creates the strength. It's a very important distinction.
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Latest idiocy:
A woman in my crazy FB group has decided that any author who uses the word "protagonist" in a synopsis must be using AI because SHE has never seen someone use that word in a synopsis. And people are agreeing with her!!!
Good lord.
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Do you think parents should tell their very young children about their financial worries, crises, and insufficient funds? Why or why not?
I'm asking because what children choose to interpret as bad parenting when they get older may actually be an attempt to keep a roof and food.
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Is a picture book about losing a pet "too heavy?" I have one in my head called Goodbye, Ginger. But I am not sure it's a good theme for small kids. Then again, small kids do deal with loss, so maybe?
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Do we really think every single word MUST actively advance the story? Is that how real life works? I'm not advocating for fluff, but I just saw someone recommend cutting put all conversation not advancing the plot. But real people ask how the weekend was, offer coffee etc.
I've
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I gotta ask....do we seriously expect only 5-star ratings on our books? Is that just arrogance or over-sensitivity?
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@EmilyGouldNYmag
Unless a woman is crowning, you should never assume she is pregnant. Never.
Thank you for coming to my lifesaving TED talk.
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@peng_writer
I advise you to stay out of your parents' marriage, which you admit was miserable for a long time.
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@_celia_bedelia_
Translation:
I'm a pedophile, but a hebephile seems slightly more acceptable, so i try to make sure theyre legal when the workd is watching. I'll justify my perversion by creating a false dichotomy.
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@aaronAcarr
Honesty: I think people who say they LOVE airbnb:
Are lying to be edgy
Are hosts themselves
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@SlowToWrite
No 4-month-old is aware enough to choose to sin. Stop backpeddling and humble yourself.
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@BrandyLJensen
Mine cost 80.00. It's about 4 inches by 3 inches but was somewhat intricate. If you put 10% down on a 200,000 house, that's 20,000. That's a lot of tattoos.
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@serenainezx3
@jelly_ehles
Apparently you're new here. There's waaaaay more going on than this one post.
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@RolloTomassi_
@Poppy_yyyyyyyy
It. Was. Important. To. HER. A good husband cares about that.
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@RobinHoodlum
Tell me you're a pedophile without telling me you're a pedophile. He's disgusting.
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@rowen_grey
@emilykmay
AND SHE WAS THIRTEEN!! These gross tweeting pedos who tell her to take the compliment when she was barely an adolescent and the men catcalling were adults....
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@AutisticCallum_
And forced all children to write with their right hand… this one always gets me
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@danielleweisber
Somehow skepticism about Covid vaccines morphed into: "All vaccines will hurt my child and painful, sometimes deadly childhood diseases are preferable. Also, I give my kid raw milk because he can't breastfeed in first grade."
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@ThePOTSPostman
It's work to find words. The thought you had 5 minutes ago has completely disappeared. The mundane task you've done a thousand times is suddenly a mystery.
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@BeccaLizz
I was going to ask if you sent it to the church where he works. They need to know.
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@SpiritedSparr0w
People who bash on poor people while never having to worry about their own food and shelter are vile. I said what I said.
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@snide_sally
There's a huge difference between walking away for a few minutes and letting them cry until they've exhausted themselves.
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@spikermonster
I think it's hilarious that they think this is:
A. Profound
B. Clever
C. An either/or proposition
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@getabass
@godlywomanhood
In an ideal world where she said this, she'd be charged with manslaughter after someone's abusive husband killed them.
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@katherinista
@LissaJoStewart
Still not worth people measuring my grass and demanding I take down my birdhouse while fining me for breathing too loudly.
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@SpiritedSparr0w
News flash: people struggling financially don't have big freezers. This is a no-brainer.
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@stevenperkins
These are the same people who use speakerphone in public. They have zero understanding that they AREN'T the center of the universe.
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@piper4missouri
Interesting
I'm prolife, and I think:
All school meals should be free
Contraception should be free
We shouldn't ever cut WIC or EBT
It's almost like we're not a hive mind
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@AltHistCody
I mean, when it only takes 90 minutes to get to the next country, I guess it's hard to fathom a country that is 2800 miles across...
Yeah, we need stops.
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@GHMansfield
Let me guess. They were upper middle class white women, and at least one of them was high dollar fake blonde. Ugh
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This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. No, Larry and I will nit be doing 200.00 wedding gifts. What kind of world do people like this live in?????? 😳😳😳
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@_nomadic_soul
I honestly feel lucky as Gen X. I came along after the big wars and before the big whines. I wasn't bubble wrapped, but I also wasn't told to be seen and not heard. I was loved but not helicoptered. And i.learned how to fail. It was a good life.
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@johncalia
I think you need to chill. If you aren't driving drunk they shouldn't bother you. If there'd been a checkpoint years ago, maybe that guy wouldn't have blown through a stop sign and killed my boyfriend.
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@Halfempty621
Here's a thought:
They don't want to die when they have an accident with no discernable body protection
They don't think they're entitled to zip in and out of slow traffic
They don't have the money to waste it on impractical toys
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@realgirl_fieri
Farming out one's kids to others. Send them to 15 different lessons, riding, tennis, sports teams, dance, art, etc. and you're "broadening their horizons. Send them to daycare because you have to work or to the after-school program because your shift isn't over until 6 and you
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@JennyJinya
There's an org near me called Old Friends. You adopt a senior dog, and their partner vets treat/provide meds at no cost. It's wonderful.
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@GHMansfield
I'd be tempted to say, "So where should I sit while you examine 'the wheelchair'?"
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@RNGebhardt
@arghavan_salles
Let me guess....You're allowing your child to get measles and expose everyone around him.
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@eerie_o
@JDLitAgency
Just so I'm understanding...you were fired for having a Parler account?
I don't use Parler, but that seems....ironic for people who preach tolerance...
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@arshellnut
It was the mid 1960s, and the SW was appalled that my mother had a Master's and planned to go back to teaching when her child started preschool.
My kick-butt mom eventually got a PhD and was the first (and thus far only) school superintendent in our system. ❤️❤️
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@mhdksafa
On one hand, how nice of them. On the other hand:
A. Anyone could have sat next to the child, including a predator, so NO, yikes
B. Someone needs to teach their child manners. You don't monopolize strangers' time and talk over them
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@king_mediocrity
@GHMansfield
I am a white woman, and every time I have seen this kind of attitude, it has been out of exactly the type of women I just described.
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@jamiekeiles
Large airport. I had a very small bottle of leave-in conditioner. It was fine. Podunk airport in my parents' town on the way back. They took EVERYTHING out of my bag and yelled at me over the exact same little bottle of leave-in conditioner."
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@ask_aubry
See....one is nonsexual skin posted in public. The other is a GENITAL sent in private unsolicited. They are not the same. I don't post cleavage and even I get the huge difference.
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@ravenscimaven
This is just good wisdom. It's essential to have clear boundaries even with connecting with students.
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Do you censor yourself and your opinions on Twitter because you worry that they will affect your writing success? I didn't, but I'm kind of wondering if I should have/should.
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@clareblackwood
Yes! OR they make you jump through the hoops you have already jumped through (I'm looking at YOU, cable companies).
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