Laura 🍁
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The amount of postpartum rage I had when I came home from the hospital and all of my freezer foods were thrown out by my in-laws and there is no food in my fridge. My entire kitchen is rearranged and I just want to scream.
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I asked my husband to take a picture of Ava and I matching and this is the picture he took. 🤦🏼♀️
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I said it once, I’ll say it again…that first postpartum shower hits like none other
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Found pt swimming in her own💩, took 4 nurses to clean, then she can't find her phone so we dove thru 💩trash
#OneSentenceShift
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Of course my owlet sock won’t even connect to WiFi and now jack won’t take a singular nipple of any kind 🙃
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Ava is going to be a big sister in May of 2024! We’re so excited for this next chapter!
#may2024baby
#baby2
#pregnancy
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to put loophole button on the back of toddlers clothes? Because it is in fact not a good idea
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Wow I didn’t think that would be the tweet to go viral but ok! Update: IL’s were spoken to and they have replenished the food they had thrown out. What a way to come home though!
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Ava Rose made her presence via c section at 11:18am weighing 5lb 12oz!! She’s perfect. ❤️❤️❤️
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Today’s the day! We thought it was going to be Monday but baby girl needs to come out. I’ll be getting induced tonight! 😳
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Parenting is so weird. One minute I can’t wait for bedtime and the next I miss her and feel bad for wanting to put her to bed 😞
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One thing about motherhood that still bothers me 2 years in is the lack of support for the parents. I get it, everyone wants to know how the baby is, but asking how the mom & dad are doing is also really helpful.
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Um hi. My baby is 10 months old today and I’m going to cry now. Goodbye 😭
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Oooof I just caught up with
#LoveIsBlind6
and the preview for the upcoming episodes look soo messy
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Ok I’m in loveee.
Props to our photographer who was able to keep Ava from crying even though she was cranky & it was her bedtime 😅
#cnoellephotography
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These stupid blood clot preventing boots are killling my sleep chances 😤
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How is today the first time that I’ve done target drive up? I’m obsessed! And it prevents me from going in to buy extra shit I don’t need
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Here I am thinking how great it is that I have read 14 books so far this year and then I look at these other people’s goodreads profiles and they have read 145 so far 😅
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@momofdroids
My (previous) OB’s office didn’t even do one ever. It was Ava’s pediatrician that did them every time and made sure I followed up and got help!
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Someone better come stop me because I'm about to buy scarves, leggings, riding boots, and sweaters 🍂🍃🍁🍂🍃🍁🌰
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Being able to be there for the family after their loved one passes is an honor. When they thank you for being there for them, this is a reason why I became a nurse ❤️
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I could stare at my child all day. Just stare. In complete awe 💜
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Got Ava’s hair cut yesterday and added bangs and now I can’t unsee it 😂
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Also some more light 💡 news in this crazy world 🤰🏼🤵🏻👶🏼 baby Mezle is coming!!
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He did a little better on his 2nd try 😂
I asked my husband to take a picture of Ava and I matching and this is the picture he took. 🤦🏼♀️
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I need these Sesame Street songs to extricate themselves from my brain 🤦🏼♀️
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I was reading to Ava earlier and I read a part where the animals say goodnight to each other and she said “night night” 🥺
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Why is my toddler having a dance party in her crib at 5am? It’s too early girlfriend
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Ava is 7 weeks old today and for the first time in 7 weeks she slept for a 5 hour stretch. Holy cannoli.
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What makes people (ahem, in-laws) think it’s ok to just drop by unannounced?
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Every single time there’s a snow storm or nor’easter, I always have to work. This is really getting old.
#nurselife
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Our new neighbors just dropped this gift off to us. Can’t wait for Ava to wear it!
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Not perfect but I can’t believe she sat still while I attempted this double braid 😂
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Made homemade donuts for Ava to wake up to for her bday tomorrow!!
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We took Christmas pics this morning ourselves and I’m obsessed with this one
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I made pumpkin chili and ate it outside on the porch. That was prob the best part of my day
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It amazes me that she has natural layers in her hair and it just keeps on growing 😍
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I’ve tried telling my husband too, but he will never understand. He wonders why I left working in the hospital…
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Pregnancy has really turned me into the worlds biggest klutz. I just dropped 3 glasses, spilled orange juice and knocked over a tub of butter in a span of 30 seconds.
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I’ve been trying to focus on some positive things this week despite the sadness & anxiety & this is what I came up with:
1. Ava has been waving and saying hi to everyone when we go for walks outside
2. I’m thankful we moved to a place with so many nature trails and farms
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Finding it really hard to be thankful this holiday season when all I’m seeing is + COVID cases, exposures, and two deaths in my family. Gonna take a little break on here 😞
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Ava stopped calling me mama and now calls me “mommy” 🥺 next will be “mom” and after that she’ll prob be calling me all kinds of names bc she’ll be a teenager
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Happy birthday to my husband!! You’re the best dad to Ava and the best fur dad to the cats. We love you ❤️
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This is why I don’t drink enough water in a day—exhibit A-Z. The toddler 😂😅
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Loving these tinted eyebrows! 🙌🏼 yay no more penciling them in daily!
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The hunt for a new place to live is over! Pine brook here we come 🏡
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