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forgive me if this is a bit of a boomer take but if you have a restaurant and you have a website for that restaurant i think that the menu for the restaurant should be on the website
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NYT connections editor: i have a fun little idea 🙂
everyone on the internet: i am going to send you anthrax in the mail
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the english language is a rich tapestry
The Sphere has rescinded its lifetime ban on the bong-smoking Phish fan →
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hey sorry man i have autism therapy that day. at the lizard centre yeah
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(most ‘australia is a serious country’ voice possible) a thief has allegedly stolen $60,000 worth of Bluey coins
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if Olivia wilde were australian the movie would be called “no worries darl”. Makes u think
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absolutely stunning kylie quote on the back of this circa 1995 nick cave biography. so interesting
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Thrilling game. Very good football. Would anybody like to shoot me with a gun
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(easily beating the crossword on a monday) heavy are the shoulders that carry the burden of this towering knowledge
(struggling with the crossword a few days later) maybe "dwernft" is a word
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selling a bedframe and this woman on facebook was like “can I have it for $100 less” & when I was like sorry firm price she had a story about how she desperately needed a bed then when I looked on her profile she was selling three of that same bed each for $300 more than I asked
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thinking once again about the guy who smashed a case of beer on enmore road seconds after the last bottle shop closed on new years eve 2015
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therapist: take a little overseas holiday. there won’t be any jarring reminders of australia
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as new chief executive officer i have some big plans for woolworths. for example flipping the w's in the name upside down so it's called moolmorths now. moolmorths
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please enjoy this video of the crowd screaming “yeah roight… he farkin loves maeye” at the sydney ethel cain show tonight
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personally if i had reacted to my partner of a decade sharing something this vulnerable about themselves like this much of a narcissistic freak you would not be able to get it out of me with a bullet to my head let alone get me to write about it lol
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all celebrities should treat instagram like david byrne. no hobnobbing at functions. not promoting anything. just photos of stuff he saw
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hey sorry i was so weird earlier i listened to every you every me by placebo 10,000 times in a row when i was 13 years old
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going to an extreme amount of effort to let my housemates know the dog has been walked
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@hierobadge
moved out of old place bc of multiple issues (water coming through walls/no hot water), they immediately relisted w/out fixing any issues + jacked the price by like $150, getting to watch it drop back down by $10 every week until it was below what we were paying was a real joy
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my "icloud" "storage" is "full" huh. i have some questions. 1. what Tthe fuck Is that
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do you have a “was the grink there”? a few years ago i accidentally called the opera house the opera horse in a message and now i am ‘opera horse’ in multiple group chats
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going to see andre 3000 play experimental music and kim gordon rap
HOLY FUCK ANDRE 3000 LIVE AT THE ART GALLERY OF NSW
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rare sincere post on main: this year i fell very in love and it is the coolest thing that has happened to me. i am very happy. here is a photo my friend grace took of us. ok now everyone shut up now
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(having a beer with my friends) hey what do you guys think about the anticipatory grief of watching your parents age
We don’t talk enough about the anticipatory grief of watching your parents age.
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Thinking, as I sometimes do, about this video of John darnielle from the mountain goats reacting to the panic at the disco song which has the lyric “manifest destiny” for some reason
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the metro in sydney is possibly the worst venue in australia. zero atmosphere, weird bottleneck, weird “bleachers” that could be used as seating but that you’re instead forced to lean over a barrier or stand uncomfortably on. bulldoze
“everyone has their fav venue” okay but everyone also has their ENEMY venue. im talking the fucking trenches. the venue where you walked out after a gig and SWORE you’d never go back (you definitely did go back). the venue that made you question your entire concert-going career
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does anybody on this web site have any opinions about attention deficit hyperactivity disorder
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incredible photo
if you went to an Optus store this morning expecting the casual sales assistant to solve the nationwide outage you should be given a custodial sentence because you need to be separated from the rest of society
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really cannot be overstated what
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I’ll put “lol” and “haha” in the same text. I’ll do it in the same sentence. I’m not afraid of god and I’m going to live forever
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(Messing with the bull) haha hell yeah. this is awesome
(Getting the horns) what the fuck
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a lot of people interpreting this as “the emoji connections was difficult” when what i mean is all of you are freaks
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the phrase ‘Yyyyyyet another marg tower’ is permanently etched into my brain
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sinéad o’connor only ever told the truth and spoke with conviction which this miserable gutless world is woefully, embarrassingly intolerant to. a real one forever
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does anyone know of some kind of website where i could find people doing very serious discourse about the ethical considerations of entering a break dancing competition. is there anything like that on the internet
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Something so jarring about the way a reliance on embedding content from other platforms means very old articles from places like buzzfeed (for eg) are just walls and walls of 'this Instagram post is not available', 'this Youtube video has been deleted', just total graveyards
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Accidentally said “allegedly” too loud in the cinema when they played an ad where they said “we walked on the moon”
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oh is something happening on twitter. i've been reading classic literature
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How can anyone be expected to experience joy in this life when we are confronted with the choice of being a little too cold on the way to the venue or too hot while at the venue
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for a little while i had “i’m looking for a new place” as a conversation topic and now i have “i’m moving to a new place” and soon i will have “i just moved to a new place”. getting a lot of mileage from this, the most boring thing to talk about on earth
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if the yeah yeah yeahs released “maps” today it would be called bloody “apps”. because of technology
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happy publication day to this anthology I feel extremely blessed to have been a part of. grateful to my co-editors
@YvesRees
@bobuqsayed
@SamElkhorn
, to
@AllenAndUnwin
for believing in it, and all the contributors who trusted us with their words & art
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still thinking about these post it notes zoe left in the ice cube trays for us while housesitting
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guy came up to me this morning and asked “is today going to be a normal day” and i was like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it might be? just realised he meant is it a public holiday
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Postie stopped by with a surprise! In total awe of the incredible work contained in this anthology, feel exceedingly lucky to have been trusted to co-edit alongside
@YvesRees
@SamElkhorn
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@bobuqsayed
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@AllenAndUnwin
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Baz luhrmann is watching kingdom of the planet of the apes at Dendy newtown
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delighted to discover AAMI park’s non-sponsorship name is “melbourne rectangular stadium”
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petersham bowling club downstairs
King Charles could visit Australia later this year, and the federal government is wondering where to take him
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during fleet foxes last night they said their keyboardist had just moved here and was having trouble finding a place and it “wasn’t looking so hot” for him… the sydney housing crisis is now affecting indie-folk musicians
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Mould started popping up in our apartment like two days after we moved in and we woke up to condensation on windows every morning. Property manager’s advice is to open a couple windows. Middle of winter. Cheers boss
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can’t get over how funny gatekeeping oasis is. you going to do the simpsons next?
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Profound and immediate spiritual connection when I learn someone else did Tournament of the Minds in high school
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i like when sports commentators are like “they’re gonna want to try really hard to score enough goals to win this one” because it’s like yes king i think so too. you’re so right
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