Steven Perkins
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“Were there any gay Italian students at Hogwarts, Ms Rowling?”
“There sure was! And his name was
Giuseppe Da Homo
New York Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1924
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just did a very undignified public snort-laugh at this
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I'm just saying I wouldn't be un-interested in a feature-length comedy about two cathedral-loving Russian gays whose dream holiday to Salisbury via Bow turns into a nightmare when they're accused of carrying out a deadly nerve attack.
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Apologies if I’m missing some nuance here but “puberty blockers for over-18s only” feels like an absolutely insane policy
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Divorced line
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I'm sorry, but you're reaching over the garlic bread and chips to get to the lasagne and you expect me to trust you to run the country, for the love of god turn that board around
Enjoying a delicious lasagne at The Britannia in Pudsey recently on the campaign trail. Labour will back Britain's pubs. Vote Labour on 4 July.
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The W1A cast’s commitment to keeping the show alive warms my soul
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No, keep masturbating at all times or you're fired.
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Faithfuls on season one of
#TheTraitors
: “Wilf can’t be a Traitor because I think he’s neat.”
Faithfuls on season two of The Traitors: “I watched season one and know exactly how to play this game. Also, Paul can’t be a Traitor because I think he’s neat.”
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Mollie: "I don't see why they wouldn't get rid of Harry, he's such a threat to the Traitors, it makes no sense for them to keep him around"
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"....anyway, bye!"
#TheTraitors
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what if we made 18 year olds do National Service at Co-op Live
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I have a nice Darius story if anyone’s interested?
Back in my TOTP days, we always tried to do something a bit different and offbeat with our pop star interviews rather than just asking them about the new single.
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@larilille
thanks! I figured there had to be other uses for them, so I was trying to word my question very carefully 😁
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At the end, I thanked him for indulging our silly idea, he replied that he’d had a great time and told me he liked my top.
So that’s my nice Darius story. Found him to be a lovely, funny, self-deprecating man who was very kind to a nervous rookie journalist.
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I interviewed him for his latest project and he never mentioned this subject or JKR at any point. Almost as if he is simply responding to the questions that people choose to ask him, and you are being disingenuous.
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1. Ask Leanne if the Bistro’s available
What are the rules you need to follow to host a Coronation street party?
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Pleased to report that this has overtaken the “keep masturbating” one as my biggest numbers tweet ever, finally a viral tweet I can show my mother
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Conservative leadership candidates presenting their plan to tackle the cost of living crisis
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Planning your own fireworks display at home? Follow my step-by-step guide!
1. could u fuckin not
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Des’ree feeling very conflicted rn
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Can’t wait until this whole thing is all over and absolutely nobody learns any lessons from it or faces any consequences of any kind
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Tia Kofi making great efforts to keep her hair the same for continuity purposes during a seven-month production hiatus, and Sister Sister comes back with three new faces <3
#RuPaulsDragRaceUK
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So sorry to hear of his passing, and my thoughts are with his loved ones. ❤️
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wow okay this has gained more attention than I expected so I'm going to pop a link to the original tweet right here so it's nice and easy for people to put their likes on the tweet that actually deserves them
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Currently torn between:
- it would be nice for England to win the final because they are a great bunch of lads with smashing arses
- it would be bad for England to win the final because their fans keep behaving abysmally and also the Tories will claim they made it happen somehow
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@FelicityMorse
I will fight to the death to prove that popcorn shouldn't even be in this graphic, let alone included in the top tier.
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@rudemrlang
@thatslifeuk
Tag yourself, I’m tot (3) who hated his gifts so much he burnt the house down.
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This is still one of my all-time top five tweets in the entire history of this website
Pisses me off that you can kill a plant by overwatering it, like sorry but just don’t drink it all of you don’t need it, stupid plants, I hate those green idiots, sick of it
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Hey, I just met you
And you are crazy
But I need numbers
Coalition, maybe?
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My favourite part of this half-baked nonsense is when Kirstie Allsopp wades in with entirely the wrong take.
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I see all your enthusiasm over Michael Sheen as Chris Tarrant, but I just can't get over the sheer perfection of casting Sian Clifford as Diana Ingram.
#quiz
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made this handy lyric sheet to help everyone sing along to Song 1 tonight, you're welcome x
#eurovision
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Jess Phillips organising some self-promotion with one of the most vicious transphobes in UK journalism, just so we’re all clear on where her priorities lie
Oh, phew. It had been about 3 weeks since the last soft-soap interview with Jess Phillips in The Times, was starting to get worried.
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@Chican3ry
In one of her tweets about the LGB Alliance court case she definitely identified as straight, yeah
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We did the interview, he played along gamely and was very funny, improvising various things to get upset about and seemingly not caring if it made him look daft. The whole thing went better than I could possibly have hoped for.
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@tonynevin
@SkyNews
I agree, Christianity has dictated what happens in our schools for far too long.
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just realised that the Wikipedia entry for Eurovision 2023 doesn't have an "incidents" section
omg we did it, we actually did it
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this is maybe the best joke I ever managed on this website
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Boycotting Tesco because they don't have separate men's and women's food sections, what if I buy girls' carrots for my son by mistake
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Public service announcement: BBC4 is showing This Life from the beginning from 3rd February
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@hordie
Oh, that *is* better.
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Me in January 2030: *excitedly opens door 4009 of my special ‘air con on the Central Line’ advent calendar, it is a picture of a charred rotisserie chicken*
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Hearing reports that BBC are reconfiguring iPlayer so that if you want to watch Drag Race you must also watch Match Of The Day for balance
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(I don’t know why Sarah Parish simply tweeting “Yes” got the biggest laugh from me but sometimes the simplest jokes are the best)
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okay it's gone from the Greek economy to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Duolingo is so fucking drunk
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So I head off to do the interview, a little bit worried that he might consider it completely insulting and beneath him (that sort of thing happened occasionally).
But as I explained the idea to him before we got going, his face lit up and he was on board with it right away.
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Quite a few people so far retweeting Simon Edge’s thread about Jean Charles de Menezes - I’m sure you all mean well but just for context he is a hardcore transphobe who believes Section 28 did no damage, so maybe be very careful about amplifying him
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@sarahvanpelt
The Handmaid’s Tale is the new 1984, in that people love to say “this is just like...” without actually understanding it at all
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We got the chance to interview Darius, and came up with this idea that everything we asked him was going to make him really cross. (I think because we were trying to pun on “Darius” and “furious”? I don’t fully remember.)
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several people replying to tell me "it's angled this way to look better for the photo" but I think we can all agree the photo would look better with the lasagne correctly oriented and Rachel Reeves not visible at all
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@MarcusStead
@JonnyGabriel
Whenever you have to declare yourself the winner of an argument, it’s a good indicator that you probably aren’t
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apparently I have stumbled across the one issue that voters on all sides of the political divide can agree on
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Chaos at Downing Street as the Prime Minister learns that if his press conference runs beyond 7:10pm, due to contractual obligations it will have to be scored out of 30 by Craig Revel Horwood, Shirley Ballas and Motsi Mabuse
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I never imagined "I will now play the Judith Keppel tape" would be one of the best-delivered lines of dialogue of 2020 but here we are
#quiz
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I wonder at what point the Killing Eve synopsis writer lost their passion for their work
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"They started interviewing candidates for my job. Didn't even telling me they were giving me the push." You threw coffee all over her right before she was due on live TV and laughed about it hon, you kind of need to learn to read the room.
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I'm not a parent so maybe I'm oversimplifying things but if you are a two parent family and you need extra help with childcare for one (1) infant on Christmas Day then you probably aren't capable of running a country
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@twcuddleston
Can’t believe you’ll never get to work for Roger Helmer at the inarticulate racism factory
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Andrea's vote being "I don't know if you're a Traitor or not, I'm just voting for you because I think you're a fucking idiot" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Okay great now let's see him do one where he has to go anywhere at all on the Central Line in rush hour
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@brokenbottleboy
but it has been very funny watching the same accounts who were calling her important, essential, a cultural touchstone immediately dismiss her as an irrelevant old hack when her statement came out
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I don’t often post work stuff on here but I would just like you to know that with this headline for a piece about Celebrity MasterChef going to Chessington World of Adventures I have 100% peaked professionally
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ANTON, SHIRLEY IS TRYING TO TEACH EMMA HOW TO DO THE RUMBA SINCE YOU APPARENTLY COULDN'T BE ARSED
#scd
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Ukraine, 2017: *cancels Russia*
Russia, 2017: Just you wait until next year, you'll be sorry
Ukraine, 2018: *lulz*
#eurovision
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love 2 do Duolingo and learn useful and important phrases
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please be rylan, please be rylan, please be rylan
🇬🇧 According to Euronews, a surprise singer will perform during the voting on the final night of Eurovision 2023.
The name of the singer is still kept secret.
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relatable king
Someone left the lid off and there was a wrapper from a bagel with lox so basically not my fault. I did get one tiny caper but I spit it out (not what I expected it to taste like)
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What if, and hear me out here, we lived in a world where media outlets did not need to be told this
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