Abby Tomlinson
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my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera
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good morning to everyone except my boyfriend, who didn’t consult me before he used washing up liquid in lieu of dishwasher tablets last night
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i wonder which government minister will be the first to get caught mixing with their entire extended family while in tier 4
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congratulations to right wingers for discovering that even more people are not currently paid a fair wage!
please, give us more examples of the underpaid workers we can fight for
Jeremy Corbyn: McDonalds workers must earn £15 an hour!!!! It is the priority!!!
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i truly cannot express how distressed i am by the news that matt hancock has sex
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Iain Duncan Smith was in charge of the DWP when they took a domestic abuse victim to court to try and force her to pay the bedroom tax on a police installed panic room, and he’s just been given a fucking knighthood. This country is broken.
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just remembering how when i was 12 our head of year told the girls wearing shorts or vests to go home and change on non school uniform day, because they were “distracting male teachers”. as CHILDREN, we were told we weren’t even safe with our teachers and that it was our fault.
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this guy just proposed to his girlfriend live on rock FM and she hung up straight after he asked. happy valentine’s everyone
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boyfriend said he’s voting for spain because it’s “catchy” but could not hum the song when asked
#Eurovision
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the sun when people in the UK start complaining about it being too hot
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a year ago today i handed in my dissertation and finished my degree at york!
since then almost no employers have asked me about it and my outstanding student loan balance is £56,817.45!
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I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now...why? oh, 'cause he's dead
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“he followed the instincts of every father” says the man who has permanently socially distanced himself from an unclear number of children
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Matt Hancock says he didn't watch all of Dominic Cummings' testimony because he was busy 'saving lives'
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"He immediately struck me as somebody that was going places"
Who is Chancellor Rishi Sunak and what does he believe?
#Budget2021
#PoliticsLive
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I’m sick of my heart sinking when the exit poll drops, I’m sick of feeling as though my generation are constantly losing, constantly at odds with the rest of the country. I am so sick of it.
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remember when ed miliband was pictured eating a sandwich in a slightly awkward way and everyone was like “fuck that guy”
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if only there was some circumstance in which this man could have been the prime minister for the last 5 years
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all these men saying it’s a “witch hunt” and yet we haven’t been allowed to throw any of them in a pond
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in what is extreme dad energy my dad made us leave for the airport NINE HOURS before our flight in Hong Kong because he was worried about road closures. the drive is 45 mins. we are at the airport 8 hours and 15 mins before our flight
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time to take a big sip of coffee and check how the guy who said “let the bodies pile up” and then presided over almost 130,000 deaths is doing in the elections
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Rachael Maskell's microphone wasn't working properly so Corbyn is holding up the speaker
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nobody:
mums after you leave one dirty spoon on the side:
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did a lasagna write this
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Boris Johnson calling a general election on the 12th of December
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anyone need this calming picture of ed miliband being offered a biscuit
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Imagine being Gina Coladangelo and trying to persuade your mates that “he’s better in real life”
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does anyone remember the time jamie oliver went to a mexican flea market and accidentally took a legal high
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when it’s a teenage tory interested in politics they give her a video series but when it was me in 2015 they repeatedly doorstepped my family including my 75 year old nan lmao
"Jeremy Corbyn just offers loads of free stuff!"
Why this 19-year-old Conservative is voting for Boris and not Corbyn.
@emilyhewertson
#GE2019
#CostOfCorbyn
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9 year old me sat in front of the TV watching the “don’t blink” doctor who episode for the first time
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Reminder: there is no need for TV producers to show “both sides of the argument”, when one side of the “argument” is people saying a minority group shouldn’t exist and the other side is them just existing. It’s never an argument, it’s a hate campaign.
Father Ted writer Graham Linehan says his online campaign against what he calls ‘trans rights activists’ has made him the ‘most hated man on the internet’.
Tonight, we'll ask him if his 'forceful' posting undermines the arguments he wants to make?
#Newsnight
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jackie weaver kicking people off the handforth parish council zoom meeting
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men that cross to the other side of the road when they realise walking directly behind you at night is making you nervous 😍
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Shout out to Jacob Rees-Mogg, whose only contribution to the election was saying the Grenfell victims were stupid, after which he presumably took refuge in a fridge somewhere
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I see people are talking about Chorley tonight, but may I remind everyone that Lindsay Hoyle becoming speaker is only the second most notable thing to happen to my hometown
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when theresa may resigns as prime minister but boris johnson is standing to be the next one
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nothing but respect for MY tipsy woman from manchester wearing a tiara and repeatedly calling tommy robinson a c*nt
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walking with headphones: i’m bounding along in a low budget indie film and each passer-by is a friendly new character
walking without headphones: i’ve been on this journey for 45 days. every step is painful. the silence taunts me
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the UK and the EU 3 and a half years after the 2016 referendum
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boris johnson making everyone talk about brexit on christmas eve is truly my personal last straw of 2020
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Boris Johnson being able to become Prime Minister means literally no woman doing anything should have imposter syndrome ever again
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dominic cummings after walking out the door of number 10 carrying his stuff right in front of all the journalists
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i relate to the central line because i too only sort out my problems 12 years after they present themselves
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briefly returning to twitter to share the name of the postie for my mum’s parcel
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I'm not saying I don't like the new taylor swift song but it does remind me of when ross played the keyboard in friends
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dominic cummings has just said “lots of key people had gone skiing in february”, which is possibly one of the most tory sentences anyone could utter
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no idea why i am still single when i live directly opposite a big tesco, the greatest thing anyone can bring to a relationship in london
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The UK has achieved the worst of both worlds: the largest recession of any G7 country as well as the highest excess death rate in Europe.
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like 80% of men can’t even aim at the toilet properly
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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alright the producers better find this years theo and send them in with the sole purpose of winding up adam as much as possible
#loveisland
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Anyone remember this question on the party leaders
#bbcqt
before the election? Worth a watch.
#Budget2015
http://t.co/q10wGgG2hv
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people in other countries are really out there safely having parties, seeing family, going to events etc meanwhile every 2 weeks the uk is like
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does anyone remember when boris johnson illegally suspended parliament and lied to the queen? yeah same it was only like 7 months ago
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shoutout to the woman who lives opposite me having a glass of wine on the balcony at 9:45am
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thank you all, this has now gone so far that he has received texts from several former housemates furious about how strict he was with them loading the dishwasher
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I’ve just come out of mamma mia 2 and if someone were to offer to take me to every single showing for the rest of the week that would be ideal thanks
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would anyone like to go on holiday with me, leaving tomorrow, for 5 years
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Priti Patel announces that the Conservatives are “the party of law and order”, exactly a week after the highest court in the UK declared that Boris Johnson’s actions were unlawful
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all I know is that if I was an MP in the current political climate I’d have been necking M&S tinnies on public transport for months
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