Alexander Sandoval☀️🦍☀️
@littlebrotha123
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“i give the poor food, they call me a saint — i ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist”
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Hell is other people.
Heaven is also other people
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@Slatzism
i love my girls to death, i melt over them and cant believe they are real sometimes. but there is something about my son that gives me a different kind of pride and excitement as a father. that said, getting this upset in public is gay af. not sorry for him at all
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@Slatzism
i share gender with him, obviously i will bond with him more in certain items - but to say that i dont love my daughters is just you projecting your indiscriminate hatred of men. by that logic, your definition of love as self identity only is your own vain self projection
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@FarziCricketer
@TellYourSonThis
unfortunately, after the show she cornered him in the back alley and
ate him.
RIP
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@CrispyWicks
quarter pounders are the real flagship mcdonalds burgers i do not get the big mac hype that shit is dumb why would they put a third bun inside and the sauce is ass
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@paulsperry_
@russian_market
ok this is how you turn a bad flu epidemic into a legit zombie movie
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@StewartCBova
@littleapostate
i cant imagine why so many people here think Stewart is saying the wife is nuking the husband here.
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@Andr3jH
@ChrisCroy
you do know how much the people who harvest these suffer? their hands are permanently damaged from the chemicals. horrible conditions. your cheap price point is paid by others
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@IanM_81
@jasonrmcintyre
yup looked again, his timing was so much better than everyone else it looks offsides but he isnt
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@1894gang
@Empty_America
lmao why is this the italian guys fault and not the braniacs cutting the checks
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@Shikamaze
@greentexts_bot
if the man has the discipline to save like this all the way to 5 mil, he will more than be able to figure out how to keep that money
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@disclosetv
alright, for a female “comic”, ill admit that’s a pretty good joke. talk about perfect timing ⏱
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@tootietoo10
@rawsalerts
white womam moment. maybe you can take him into your home and he can be rehabilitated there
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@hmhmah
@LegendaryEnergy
if you think they can’t fuck with your bitcoin you’re not paying attention
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@Slatzism
next you would say i could only ever love my brother and not my wife because i never watch football with her.
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@whirrly_
@detectclips
im banking on this being fake, but it’s at least decent enough to be entertaining
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@GraduatedBen
literally a case for gig work (independent contractor) wage slave capitalism being worse than chattel slavery
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@ALGHOLDS
@WomenPostingLs
it is but also for her. in fact this whole situation is an L for humanity
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@AdamNMayer
@realEstateTrent
rich liberals that somehow manage to take the worst of the hippies, and the worst of cocktail republicans
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@ameliabeing
@youngestwoman
not having any kids by the time your in your mid twenties is insane. your body is meant to have most of you children in your 20s. not only will you recover from pregnancy better and quicker your kids will also be healthier.
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@Conaw
@growing_daniel
wait, am i hearing it right? is narrator saying “Get money” when the man is collecting money?
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@techceopepe
@e_cdalton
this is me with me resume experience.
i used to be a shift manager at Big Johns on 123 Yomama rd.
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@GraduatedBen
it’s crazy how that actually works (telling yourself what time to wake up). i wouldn’t believe it, but i’ve done it countless times myself
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@JackPosobiec
just dont discriminate against us cali refugees who actually are conservatives please, i bring guns and non-IPA beer
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@0xfudamentals
@growing_daniel
those were snacks she left ready for you. it would of been the gentleman thing to eat at least one
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@hollowearthterf
besides, having a marginal amount of more energy in your 20s pales in comparison to being more mature and patient in your 30s. more important than energy is having patience with kids. all you will be is energetically irritable 20 something parent.
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@ZyProps
@CamdinoK
@CodifyBaseball
assuming 6 pitches per out on average, i came to about 800k
30 teams = 15 matchups * 162 games = 2,430 games * 18 half innings = 43,740 * 3 outs = 131,220 outs * 6 pitches avgerage out = 787k pitches.
extra innings?
that’s about 2-3% error rate
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@cyilcal
@spectatorindex
why would they want their most important ally to lose against the west? Russia gives China so much leverage over the west
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@hollowearthterf
a man not sharing their plate is a primal indication that he doesn’t consider her part of “his clan”.
“my plate, my food” is the behavior of a stranger.
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@ChaseGrisham
@MLB
@SFGiants
except for Posey the Giants are missing their whole infield. Belt, Crawford, Longoria, LaStella and Kris Bryant
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@yogafascist
we would rather find a quick simple parking solution now and then take a lindy walk as opposed to having to deal with congestion at the crowded parts of a parking lot or having to look for a spot in the time we could of just walked
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@wearethegame23
@GRITCULT
the looking away glance in her eyes says “i know what im doing teehee 🤭 “
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@Mango_Stitches
@rooshv
the ones that dont will be quickly swept up and married by chad alphas so yeah, market wise it’s going to be brutal for those young guys - not me though, i already caught my pokemon
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@Lead_Flinger
@Shouse34
the reason the cameraman would or should lose in court with video evidence here is that he maced him while the store owners was not actively engaging him and was turning away from him. there is no self defense justification for the mace.
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@tnega74
what isnt fake is how you refuse to retract this slander even after being shown that this is not a real ACP account.
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@ADeeHD
@AnyafromSaintP
@historyinmemes
he didnt hate him period.
he firmly believed that it would be unfair to hamper the russian fight against the nazi invaders because of his son’s privilege, when so many other russian sons had no such privilege
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@DanielTutt
you do realize they were actually there? in real life not just online. i dont understand why you are so triggered by such a harmless joke that targets no one
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@francophilll
@hollowearthterf
yeah they should totally just live like two college broskis yeah dude just let the dishes pile up on the sink, dirty laundry everywhere, hell they should take bong rips in front of the kid too
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@skooookum
“oy vey you a jew? ok, go fill out a spreadsheet then! what do you want from me!?”
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@19hassan49
in america, these villagers would be kicked out by the sheriff as the “board members” would shuffle their papers around & move along with business.
in China, these officials are not just likely to be removed from post & reprimanded but also serve jail time for crimes committed
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@samanthamarika1
urban libs will do their darndest to avoid paying as much tax on their high wage city jobs as possible then berate others for doing the same
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@Slatzism
your whole trope is about doing away with discernment. you only fathom that sons and daughters having different effects on father and mother is only a differing degree of self-love. your bs idea of love being only ever one type of self love is literally homosexual
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@birdbath
cant believe so many doubt the veracity of this.
most of yall would not survive prison and it shows
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@LegendaryEnergy
moved out. i miss some parts of it. i grew up there. very beautiful city. such a shame what’s been done to it. in another timeline it would make for a perfect west coast imperial capital. instead it’s well, the capital of dung on thr streets and leather chaps
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@DanyRaeArras
@CBoothStuntman
@littleapostate
pretty sure he was being cheeky about the blokes description
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@MechaOrvo
@InfraHaz
= Lenin
@jacksonhinklle
= Stalin
@Logo_Daedalus
= Marx
@damn_jehu
= Trotsky
@ZherkaOfficial
= Rasputin
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@lauferdaniel
@kanyewest
Your words have emboldened those who would hurt WHITE people. Please apologize & stop.
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@CopingMAGA
@tortellinius
i love how even when a leftwing meme actually works, it works against them. like, you seriously made this thinking it was going to make us look bad but we fucking love it lmao
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