RCA Zenith
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Poet Laureate of White Boy Summer, I'm a cyber vegan and a data pagan. Diet Coke and Liquid Smoke, this is the year fellas
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Her husband does computer stuff too, you guys would probably have a blast together
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My wife turns 40 tomorrow.
Does anybody have any gift ideas for elderly women?
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Tribes in New Zealand were cannibalizing each other well after my family built our farm in the Midwest. Those dances and the hollering is funny but watch yourself.
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RIP my youngest brother
Just saw he has pronouns on his LinkedIn account
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I'm terrible at following instructions - I promise I'll die someday Scott
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Mr. Fragrance has discovered that other things smell and it's over for you hos
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@magicmaan775
Waiting for the sequel, "Vaccine Bear" where the bear talks shit about people taking "horse paste" and then dies of a heart attack after giving Jimmy Kimmel a handjob
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I was just starting to date my wife. She always wanted to lay on top of me. She called me her "man-couch".
Every single one of my daughters has done the same. Laying here with my 2.5yo old on my chest because she won't sleep otherwise.
I'm a piece of heated furniture
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You gotta get her pregnant, this is unnatural. You're not supposed to hang out and talk this much, it's gay. There needs to be chaos. She needs to be pumping while you're making the dinner by yourself and making faces at the baby and making cow jokes
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Waddling out of a restaurant with a toothpick in your teeth and your wife and three daughters following behind is an elite dad vibe few will know
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I once got uninvited to a wedding and eventually de-friended from a guy from high school because I was drunk one night and said retard too much and offended one of his wife's friends
It was for the best, in hindsight
They're all retards
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I swear I was tweeting about this two years ago
Ankle width is inversely related to athletic ability
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@Everytown
The ability alone to access a firearm is something to be proud of, but just not enough - what can be done to subsidize firearm ownership for those in poverty?
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@L1zrdk1ng
I'm not sure how many doors down the poor guy is but he's definitely extremely boosted
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Where does the mainstream media get money? Nobody watches TV or reads newspapers, what's really going on here? Why are there still journalists
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@newpleroma
4chan (pre-feds) was obsessed with Allison Harvard, man. It was pretty cringe.
That said, I have positive memories of her postings because of everything else at the time, "consequences will never be the same", the other (old) subjects of k*wi farms
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My wife likes to talk to me about banal minutiae while topless getting ready and even though we've been together for 20 years and three kids I'm still not able to concentrate on what she's saying
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@__UnitedNation
@EdAsante77
Serious question - why is it necessary to artificially create black representation in every corner of history, no matter how absurd?
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I refuse to talk to people who are not in the same room as me and it pisses off every woman in my life.
If you really wanted to talk to me you wouldn't be screaming across the house
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@Bocksawm
I'm in a tough spot because I simultaneously hate the HOA and need it's help
I somewhat expected the Karens to address it, they may have bitched and I just never heard about it
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My oldest daughter is in the state finals spelling bee today against a boatload of Indians - really a great run sweetheart, we're proud of you
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@LeaMaric
A lot of it is true. It mostly has to do with being poor, which Reddit hates (if you're white).
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Married guy tip - next time you have a quickie with your wife, as you're about to bail, say something like "thanks babe" and put some cash on her dresser (obviously make sure she **sees** you do it). Leave before she has a chance to react.
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Clark Kent could never be believable today because journalists have revoltingly physiognomy, you'd immediately know something was wrong while being interviewed by a barrel chested dude from a major newspaper
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I bought a drone and am working on a drop mechanism so I can carry pouches of wildflower seeds over ignored and inaccessible municipal / state property and perform guerilla beautification next spring
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Watching the beginning of American Pie and I can't believe how horny we were back then. Nobody has sex now in comparison.
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You wouldn't believe how many people like this exist. Now tell us about your pension and how much you're going to make when you're not even working your fake job
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One thing that my wife loves is when I take her out on a date we go to a nice restaurant and she gets fruity drink (maybe an appetizer) and then we go to a different restaurant and eat there. It doesn't cost much more but much bigger impact.
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Yesterday one of my girls was shucking sweet corn and found a green caterpillar inside. I grabbed the little guy, put it in my palm and showed her it was no big deal - and then the little bastard bit me, hard. That has literally never happened to me before.
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Why is how trashed a phone is so highly correlated with how attractive the woman owning it is?
Seriously, why do hot girls destroy their phones
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Roughly 13 years ago my wife and I spent too much on a baby crib from Babys R Us because it could be turned into a full size bed later. After 11 years and three infants passing through it, today was the day.
Teeth marks chiseled in and all - it has reached it's final form
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@LeaMaric
I honestly don't want to hate it and I don't want them to feel weird about it, but if it's **sacred**, such gauche public displays would be roundly discouraged by their own community - but since they're not - I'm going to make fun of them
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I'm sure this isn't an original take, but even heterosexual app hookups seem g*y to me. Like a bathhouse thing or cruising spot. You're just going over to bang and you don't know each other at all? Just doesn't process.
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@LeaMaric
I think it would be cool if they restricted Disney World to only families with children a few days
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We got our first taste of how much wealthier the other parents at our kids private school is holy shit
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Serious dating sites should probably include metrics for male radiant heat distribution, appears important
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@LanceJack_
@Kurt_Steiner
Got absolutely dogpiled for this take a couple years ago, but it's correct
It's **really** goofy but rugby people come out of the woodwork to defend it
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don't know a nice way to say this:
If you're a man, why do you care about these decisions of women on the macro
It's impossible to not think you've got some kind of "nice guy spurned" axe to grind
There's **lots** of women, young pretty ones who want a family, call one
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Blocking everyone supportive of this
If you have to resort to mental abuse, you are weak and inadequate.
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I've had a bad week and my wife is here for me. It was so easy to take this for granted when I was younger. 20 years together now (17 married). The older I've gotten, the more I appreciate her. It's no joke, don't get caught up. A good woman is the ultimate blessing
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@hotgrippz
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Why do these people work so hard to make people sympathetic to Russia
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Ran into an example of this today, but I've seen it so many times - one of the most evil things you can do to a young woman is get her to doubt her intuition. She's not going to make sense sometimes. Just roll with it. It is a feature, not a bug.
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I think beauty is probably the most accessible bridge to faith. Even the most cynical can't deny overwhelming beauty. There's too much mystery and power to it. "Why am I crying?"
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Did I miss something? Lindyman content on front page of the president's favorite news site?
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@rpg42069
Still does standup afaik. Sounds like he regretted posting this and deleted it so I feel a little guilty putting it on here.
I genuinely enjoyed his real talk retail stuff, felt authentic
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It's not my brand but I'm going to keep posting about this because I'm seeing more and more examples in real life - have sex with your wife ffs, just do it
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My wife has strong legs and she uses them to create distance, but I'm patient and will find an opening. She will be tickled
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Totally overwhelming. It's finally over. I'm free.
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Just got off the phone with my buddy who's big in digital forensics and he seems to think the deal with the kid hacking GTA is a way way bigger deal than anyone is willing to admit
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I set up a Bluetooth proxy in Home Assistant to get data from my temp/humidity sensors and my neighbor's goddamn toothbrush showed up
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She must decompress by firehose'ing her entire day to you, excess becomes a call to one of her friends
I don't say much, just rub her back or whatever
Then it's kids practices and homework and dinner and baths: the chaos is normal and healthy - old people MISS IT
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Taking a Twitter break - removing distractions until I get IRB approval (at least). Job(s) / PhD / Family - too much, trying to make some changes.
Make sure you brush your teeth, show up to work on time, and call your mom. You're doing great.
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I hired a guy this year who pretty much started working for Best Buy out of high school, and he's never been able to take off the time between Christmas and new years - he was so happy going into the holiday. It was fantastic.
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Yeah you might be rich but are you "have multiple daughters singing at mass today" rich?
Not sure why God keeps rewarding me, I'm a dufus
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@jimdaleywrites
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Perry is a god among men and has a fiancee. He's taken down Kanye - who are you?
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I think Apple should start charging $25K for phones that have gold text bubbles, exact same hardware, special elite text bubbles.
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Going to brag here: my oldest (13) is tall and beautiful, her equestrian stuff (English) has gone exceptionally well, she has the best grades in her class in private school, and got picked to sing a solo at a big local event here for NYE. So proud of her.
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My wife is stepping down from her girlboss job because she is burned out from COVID healthcare. Need advice on how to replace a bunch of income immediately that doesn't require me working more hours or doing anything differently.
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Was warned a long time ago about DuckDuckGo. Here we are. Censoring search results.
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Yearly reminder that women no longer emerge from cakes.
Stuck in their cake prisons, yearning for freedom
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Frankie is out there killing it and you're posting about masculinity
4 of my fans got in a picture taken with me on Sunday Evening
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While my wife and I were engaged, my mother in law asked my wife (in front of my sister in law):
- Was I good at sex
- Was I "packing"
I am such a private person, this was horrifying. I grew up with all brothers and didn't know mother/daughter communication.
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Having worked in government or government-adjacent stuff most of my career, this is the face I would typically see when I'd show up for an interview and realize that it's pointless and I should instead just make them suffer for an hour since they're not picking me
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"Mr. Rittenhouse, in June of 2020 you answered a poll in which you claimed that swords were, in fact, Lindy, isn't that correct?"
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My father-in-law bought a $10k 4K projector for a room he doesn't really ever go into and he was explaining to me how good of a deal it was, something about it really being $20k and knowing the AV company owner
What do you buy **that** guy for Christmas
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Perfectly cooked eggs are peerless, it's a beautiful thing because they're so cheap and nutritious. Just figure it out - a decadent meal for pennies
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A black woman calling you "baby" is what makes me not completely laugh at all the Black Girl Magic stuff. There's something in there, you can tell
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My wife and I started dating 20 years ago today. We were PDA'ing so badly that literally nobody wanted to hang out with us. Blows me away that it lasted because I was 100% her rebound guy and I did not have my life in order **at all**
She was going to move to Europe!
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Taking a break from Twitter, too many things going on and I am drowning. I will be back. Everybody stay out of trouble.
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