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@Shikamaze
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Eu traduzo coisas (principalmente) do Blue Archive de vez em nunca. Marido oficial da Hina.
Joined October 2013
@JJK_Mya I can imagine the others trying to teach him but failing, and Shoko went like this and he got it instantly
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@bannedvttakes Broke: Kiara was giving business advice to her friends.Woke: Kiara was poaching.
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@MunstaMasta People complaining about Sukuna would drop Baki after the third "Yujiro walking down the street" chapter in the arc.
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@greentexts_bot I see a lot of people talking about this, also talking about not using cologne/deodorant. Is this a massive cope for stinkylets or is there any truth to that?.
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@GreenTextRepost I have seen way too many of these types of posts and i'm starting to think they are onto something
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@VT_Screens Grrr, bratty talents. bullying a coworker . time to take matters into my own hands 💢💢💢👺👺👺
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@enbootle As the strongest footballer of today, Messi, fought against the King of frauds, he began to open his domain. Mbappé shrunk back in fear, then Messi said ."Stand proud, Mbappé, you could ball.".
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@4chan_green You don't need to think about who is dating up. A relationship is supposed to be about 2 people uplifting eachother. Both are dating up if they have a good relationship.
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@greentexts_bot Drinking 6 liters of olive oil a day .>high volume .>liquid (retention).>0 protein .>only 24k calories. Eating U-235.>1 gram= 20M calories.>low volume.>solid ( no liquid retention ).>low protein, but since low volume you can fit more meat into it. I always kek at bulklets.
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@avantgarf Nah, i can buy mineta entering because he can stop the robots. I don't buy fucking "normal girl but invisible" getting in.
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@doaenel It's funny how Brasil has the international fame of being a warm, welcoming bunch but every single time this keeps being proven false.
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@kyouko_bvt "Hmm, i like this actor, i will see what other movies he did in his life."."Yes! I recommend X, it was really good as well!"."Hmm, i like this vtuber. I will see what other content she did before and after this character"."RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY CHUD! IT'S LITERALLY DOXXING THEM!".
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@GreenTextRepost I would help her get out of there and try to reconnect her with a family member.
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@blacknredtext >be me, 280 pound single man.>wake up.>go to 9-5 job that i hate where my Boss, customers and coworkers hate me.>spend 3 hours in traffic jam.>go to my 4x4 house that i pay 1200$ a month to live.>see people having simples lifes in small town.>laugh at those underachiveving losers.
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@VT_Screens This is what happens when you have a actual management and good hiring process. The fact Hololive only had 3 meltdowns during their history concerning talents is really good.
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@VT_Screens I looked up and Aster has 350k subs, not a lot of views. Why Nijisanji choose to keep him over a number of other livers is insane. I don't even watch Luca but if he get's into trouble because of this i will 100% push the rrat Aster has blackmail on someone in Management.
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@CryingEmojiman I can imagine myself in like 40 years having a random flashback of Hina .Will i remember her name by then?
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@Feitostododia Contexto pra essa cena, que o Superman nessa história estava perdendo seus poderes e morrendo. Ele tirou tempo do seu último dia vivo pra salvar uma pessoa que ninguém sentiria falta ao invés de ficar com a família ou algo assim.
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@peterjordan100 Mas Peter, olha a foto desse cachorro lindo! Esse cachorro sorrindo não te faz esquecer o fato de que pitbulls são as raças mais violentas em todos os países que são legalizadas?
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@ZeroT_H >divorce perfect wife because she bought too many spices.I think this dude was just gay actually.
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@OrwellNGoode Brasil has literally a higher death rate than a country who is getting bombed. I say it's a emergency alright.
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@GreenTextRepost I will never understand why Minecraft doesn't pump out mobs left and right. Mods do that with pretty much no drawback.
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@GreenTextRepost @ice_the_private Only girl who would give anon a chance is one who can't see him.
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@iamyesyouareno The white man clearly said the "* word" with his body language, which deeply offended the poor black victim.
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@bad2sentence While this sounds good in theory there is no way that they make more money selling death than by selling the elixir.
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@TheBoys_Shot This kid is honestly a loser. Imagine your favorite hero not being the fastest man alive, instead, you like the dude who can go invisible.
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@CryingEmojiman Hasumi doesn't get enough appreciation on the racism department. She once spat a tea once she realized it came from Geh*nner land.
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@1500chan_ >sai do tchan .>vida melhora.>volta pro tchan. Tem gente que nasceu pra ser peão mesmo.
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@Hoshy_Mark Os almirantes depois de verem um Susano'o perfeito, um avatar de chakra da Kurama e um golem de madeira do tamanho de uma montanha
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@ReviewsPossum John Wick is the best "actor facing towards camera" poster i can think of, if i knew nothing of the film or who keanu was i would still want to watch it. These ones are not appealing at all
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@FireSisterBee The BA community has since day one getting called "Creeps, Pedos, Losers". Artists getting harrassed for drawing art, fans getting made fun of for complaining about censorship. The moment the community gives a virtual slap on the wrist back, suddenly we are "the real problem. Lol.
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@f9x00 Sukuna with horns is so corny. Glad that got scrapped. Although this expression is similar to the volume 25 one
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@DaishinEijirou Wasn't warhammer literally this week? People complaining about gatekeeping at the same time that another franchise is eating itself just shows that they don't actually care about the game.
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@bannedvtmemes The time to buy is now friends. If you buy enough you can choose one talent to be your gf.
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@CryingEmojiman >be bullied in Kivotos.>decide to shoot up the school.>no one dies.>gets bullied more.
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@CachacaLimonada @bannedvttakes I would not put past Pomu joining unironically, Selen i doubt is going to want a corpo again even if Hololive is better.
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@Luminoushane @BoogerAwesome This is a stupid comparison. The shoes were magic, that's why they only fit Cinderella. Even if that wasn't the case, that is a nitpick. If this movie sends a message that "having people limit your wishes is bad", kids will only feel entitled to everything they want.
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@CryingEmojiman >on the phone with Saori."You know Saori, i don't bear any grudge against you, but i must admit that i will always have that small fear that you might hurt me again.".>turn off the call, never mention this again.
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@DDPuncher @haultrukkz By that logic, the monster girl is too. One the inside, other on the outside.
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@VT_Screens They literally made shit up. All the other talents had a extensive list of what made them get fired. This one has nothing specific. The only thing is "She streamed stuff without regards to permissions" lmao.
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@bannedvttakes If Nijisanji is looking for shills, i promise to post better bait on vt for cheaper than what you are paying this guy.
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@MEMESRMP4 Muié manda mensagem uma da manhã pedindo pica é normal, quando eu mando sou gay?.
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@SigmaMemes_69 For those that don't know, DDD is basically when you marstubate one time for each day of the month. Example: Fap once on day 1, twice on day 2, ending with 31 rounds on the 31st.
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@Bolverk15 I don't understand why there isn't a sex ai that you can just use. Why do developers keep removing this feature that is clearly something a lot of people want to use?.
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@JJK_Mya It will never not be funny that Kenjaku turned into a housewife just for pushing his plans. Dude took backshots for it.
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@GreenTextRepost I would say something like "you can grab these from inside your mom" (to the cashier), turn 360° and walk.
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@CryingEmojiman Imagine having Saori as your girlfriend. Every single argument you pull the "yeah but you shot me once" and she cries and loses.
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@greentexts_bot >HP better than Monster, Berserk, Chainsaw Man, any Junji Ito story, Akira, OPM, Death Note, Vagabond.Anon reads "i got ressurected as a level 1000 cheat god" and pretends all anime is like that. Fuck, even in terms of world building and characters HP is beat by any mid shonen.
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@OoCPokemon You have 50 years to explain (with proof) why bug is super effective against Dark.
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