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Karl Kole

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12 days
When you think about it, Handmaid's Tale is basically just a genderswap of Hell Comes to Frogtown.
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@lporiginalg As usual, a man trying to be reasonable when talking to a woman is doomed to failure.
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@reddit_lies The obsession with mastectomy scars is easily the creepiest part of the troomer movement.
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@jarvis_best Boycotting the WNBA until they stop discriminating and let men play.
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@magicpanda_703 @DukeLaxBro81 So you've moved from vague propaganda to just blatantly lying.
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1 year
@WarOnHorror @reddit_lies Okay, serious question for everyone seeing this: Has there ever been a use of this 'things that don't happen' meme that wasn't a blatant lie? Because literally every time I have ever seen it, it has been referring to something that provably does, in fact, happen.
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@haultrukkz Why is there an 'evil women' tag? That's just redundant.
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1 year
@Cric_Cat_ @EndWokeness And everyone mocked it for the absurd casting. Literally the only reason you or I have heard of that movie is because John Wayne playing Genghis Khan is ridiculous. This does not make the point you think it makes.
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@DelusionPosting Poles/Bulgarians/Romanians/Albanians could be here.
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@esrtweet When I was a kid, my mom took me to therapy. My therapist taught me to play guitar, and every therapy session was just us jamming for an hour while talking about baseball. Hugely beneficial, would recommend.
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@FuckKoroks Why would you show me this
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2 years
@reddit_lies Seriously, speaking as someone who was born with a disability, it sure makes me feel good whenever the compassionate left says that if someone had murdered me when I was a baby they would have been doing me a favor.
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@dspike90 @IGoonToDeftones That boy's name? Elon Musk.
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@hausofdecline @ArmandDoma @sock_dem Exhibit A that leftists don't have any principles but the acquisition of power. Stating an objective fact is 'defending Nazis'.
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@ThePublicaNow Is there anything about modern Spain that isn't awful?
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9 months
@reddit_lies As I've said before, "Shutting down the part of the brain that recognizes danger makes them more accepting of immigration." is not the own they think it is.
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1 year
@ArmandDoma I believe it was Orwell who said that you'll understand socialists when you realize they don't care about the poor, they just hate the rich. This thread would be exhibit A.
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@reddit_lies We define 'woke' literally every time we're asked to, they just ignore us. It's Karl Marx's theory of class conflict as applied to immutable characteristics instead of socioeconomic class. In other words, it's gay race communism.
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@0xAlaric Jesus was a copy of Horus. Easter was a pagan holiday. Galileo was punished for saying the Earth went around the sun. Basically every pop culture 'fact' about the inquisition.
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@pr0fiteer @Daevaflaev @Rosgakori Yeah, that doesn't work when the thing you said is just dumb.
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@Liv_Boeree "What is this meme and should I be concerned at its implications?"
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@DaRumbling I've been saying for years that if I were a woman, and the only men I knew were male feminists, I'd hate men too.
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@EmilyGouldNYmag You are a breathtakingly evil person.
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@Baku88475562 There was a time when it was true.
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@JemStarGold Last of Us 1 was mediocre and massively overrated.
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@JustinWhang @punishedearly1 It's like one of my Japanese animes!
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@PhysInHistory And yet if you get an organ transplant, you need to take anti rejection drugs for the rest of your life. Because your body can recognize something that's not part of it.
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@revenant_MMXX Remember when he mentioned coyotes, and leftoids thought he meant literal canines? Good times.
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@DelusionPosting You don't shower daily for health reasons, you do it to not be sweaty and gross.
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11 months
@greentexts_bot Seriously. A friend had me watch the first few episodes of One Piece once, and when I was unimpressed he deadass told me that you just have to stick with it for a few hundred goddamn episodes and it gets good.
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1 year
@InternetH0F ...What's Kathleen Kennedy's middle name?
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1 year
@TheBasedGreeg @WarOnHorror @reddit_lies I like how you think that 'only' 4000 kids being sterilized in a decade is totally not insane.
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@carynannharlos "Do something that would destroy your life for a stranger who would probably call you racist for helping her." Yeah, no.
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@memeticsisyphus "Explain it to me." Turns off replies. Many such cases.
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@DelusionPosting That has to be a joke. There's no way they honestly believe that.
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1 year
@AntifedA @frozenaesthetic Anarcho-communism is an oxymoron, and it might not even be oxy.
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@DillonWren2 No, it's a sexuality thing. That's why they aren't raping girls.
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@DiedSuddenly_ Call it a hunch, but I'm guessing that 'rare' disorder is a hell of a lot less rare than it was three years ago.
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1 year
@squeepmaster @LibertyCappy Men temporarily declare men ontologically evil oppressors when talking about men's problems? I don't think that's true.
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@DelusionPosting What's with all the pictures of clean-shaven Jack Black?
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@ErinSellers18 Heroes. Genuine, unironic heroes. The level of courage it takes to stand up to the regime even after what happened to the last people to do so is inspiring.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad The French could be here.
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@PGATUOR @gunsngolf Nah, 1 was Angel buying one herself.
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@ANTllSM Oh, he's gonna be paying the Biboo tax soon.
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@Rich_Cooper It's not so much the tattoos as the morbid obesity.
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1 year
@InternetH0F I've made a terrible mistake.
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1 year
@lxvia98 Oh hey, I had never seen that video and it looks hilarious. Thanks for recommending it.
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1 year
@IGoonToDeftones God I miss the internet before women.
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@MrsKonradCurze You know, even if you didn't know the first thing about 40k lore, you'd think it would be obvious that the 'stealthy, canny' guys probably don't wear BRIGHT GOLD ARMOR AND ANGEL WINGS. Just saying.
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@MostlyPeacefull Reminder that one of them literally did try to murder Kavanaugh. And there was no condemnation from the left afterward.
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@FuriiFurious @Internet_TLCM I mean, I gotta admit, it seems like murdering children is the one thing you can meme about.
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11 months
@Jalkire13 @reddit_lies Or possibly just "stole" the food that he grew himself in order to feed his family.
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@marisaduran_ @katrinaltrnsl8r @morglea Where are these translators that ensure quality and accuracy? Because I only see the ones that translate wrong on purpose then brag about it.
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@SirBadOpinions @WomendoingLs "Normal" is the key word. These are the same people that loved the full frontal Abby sex scene from tLoU2, and the bear sex from BG3. They're pro-sex, as long as it's the kind of sex a normal person would find repulsive. Meanwhile an attractive, fully clothed woman is porn.
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@Parabellum2021 @dom_lucre You're right, these chicks are pretty good looking, but not on John Goodman's level.
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@Rothmus The last time I ate a McChicken it gave me food poisoning, and I spent a solid hour on the toilet. I'll take 10,000 more cases of that, please.
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@Baku88475562 >Follow it even harder
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1 year
@theprism89 @elonmusk I think I speak for everyone when I say you don't speak for any of us.
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@MsMelChen You forgot "learn absolutely nothing from the experience."
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3 months
@RAZ0RFIST Hold up, are they trying to... cross state lines?
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1 year
@JonasPlanck @Cric_Cat_ @EndWokeness Seriously? That's the best response you've got?
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@MagoffinWilliam @MKatorin A few centuries later, the entire map just reads 'Serbia'.
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@kenshirotism I mean to be fair, she hot yo. Most modern games would make her an insufferable Mary Sue and also make her look like Sloth from Goonies.
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@Shahenshah_Chud @SneedCrusader His dairy? He should get that checked, male lactation is usually a sign of a hormone imbalance.
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@faumeii Yagoo always winning.
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@Reprobus5 @Danielcucked ...He literally did bring a first aid kit, and was using it throughout the night before multiple communists tried to murder him.
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@ValhallAwaits77 Deus Ex is over 20 years old and isn't even a stealth game and it has far better stealth mechanics.
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@DudespostingWs I've never been afraid to cry in front of men I know. Every time I've cried in front of a woman who wasn't my mother, I've ended up regretting it.
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@thomasroiloup @PDakkadakka 15 years later, the sight of that still makes me seethe with rage.
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@extradeadjcb We've all been there.
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@DelusionPosting You're a mean one, mister Gringx.
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@Babygravy9 I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be balaclava-clad creeps anywhere.
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@DelusionPosting People on Twitter could be here.
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1 year
@feuernosu @LeafyIsHere I used to think so too. Now I know it.
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@LizzieMarbach @yoalexrapz Men are not risk-averse. We are, however, the logical sex, so we can recognize when the risk isn't worth the reward.
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@tenderlilguy @lporiginalg Yes, we understand the metaphor. The underlying message is "I hate men, and I want you to validate that I'm right to hate men." Our response is as follows. "Ummm, no."
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@TurboThaad My man dropping more bombs than Mikey Bay himself.
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@nypost "Why are there no masculine men in my tribe which explicitly despises masculinity?"
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@JoeyMannarinoUS I mean, if my goal here is to not get shot, Hillary is obviously not an option. I'm not gay, so big Mike is out. Nancy's mommy milkers on her grandma body creep me out. So that leaves Kamala. And the best set of earplugs money can buy.
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@_Credible_Hulk @LewisHussey1 @MorbiusDevo Are you under the impression that Wakanda is a real place?
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@BoundingComics "We made her fat and ugly so that you would find her relatable." I miss the days when they at least pretended not to despise their audience.
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@M00Rimiya @LookAtMyMeat1 Fuck, I just lost the game.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 All the way back in the 50s, the original Day the Earth Stood Still had the main character take out the world's power grid, and he specifically went out of his way to mention that he wouldn't hit hospitals, moving vehicles, etc. Entertainment used to not be stupid.
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@Emmmyalluu @InternetH0F What if it's a boy though?
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@mktoon "I have depicted you as a soyjack and myself as a Chad. Checkmate."
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@Howlingmutant0 "And I don't mean nineteen, that's way too old!"
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@Internet_TLCM Right, that must be why I only ever see Democrats flying the American flag. Oh wait...
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@CEOofFuggy The leftoid response to literally every stonetoss comic.
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@NBCNews It's depressing that an actor who understands the concept of acting is newsworthy.
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@kevinnbass I suspect that if you were to compare which demographics are most susceptible to 'long covid' and which demographics are most prone to hypochondria, you'd see some striking similarities.
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@wanyeburkett I want someone to sit him down and explain to him how supply chains work. How he is not making them by himself. The people who mine the ore, who smelt them into alloys, who ship them, who work at the stores, etc. are also involved, and need to be payed too.
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@QuetzalPhoenix @PDakkadakka Seriously. I got it back the internet was endlessly raving about it, I had to see what all the hype was about. According to Steam, I have played 7 minutes. That's how long it took me to get bored.
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@hayasaka_aryan Modern fiction in general seems to be allergic to sincerity. Every trope needs to be lampshaded, every conversation filled with quips, every dramatic moment undercut with a joke. Joss Whedon and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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@pureMetatron You'd be amazed how many Democrat politicians own guns. They just don't want the smallfolk to have them.
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@c1nnamonbunny He's revered by hedonists with empty lives, because he's their patron saint.
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@OdeGotterfunken @stone_toss Have you ever heard the expression that perfect is the enemy of good? This made things fairer and more meritocratic. The fact that there's still room for improvement doesn't make it any less worthwhile.
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