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@DukeLaxBro81
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@KILLTOPARTY “He’s really muscular.” Holy Shit.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@magicpanda_703 Uh what are the demographics in the red areas?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Justalexbennett Well if the girl with the 95 IQ says no crime committed, that’s good enough for me. Case Closed.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@JonahDispatch @smallgovlizard Jonah you’re a fucking dipshit
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@KILLTOPARTY There’s been an update apparently; count was 100+… and…he’s not the biological father of the child he thought was his.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@KILLTOPARTY She was never really there.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@CyberPunkCortes @KILLTOPARTY In an interview many years ago, Cubs legend Mark Grace shared that whenever a hitter is mired in a long slump, he has to go out and find a gnarly bigger broad, take her home and lay wood to break the slump. A “slumpbuster.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Andreafreedom76 Why are ppl in *this* country protesting against the government they left? If they care, go back.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@CaudilloXIV That thing with the orange hair is not attractive at all
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@memeticsisyphus “Explain it to me like I’m 5.” [locks replies]
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@ccmembersonly Was La’Quarius’s dad not supervising? This is surprising.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@magicpanda_703 Not so much. Guess again.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@r42r43 Product of generations of incest ☝️
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@erinbrasher @JDsBadHabit @nypost Haiti is not a race, you fucking dipshit
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@MorganFailchild @redandright Single, childless and broke is certainly a life-choice, lady…
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@espiers @DingleBerzz Lmaooooooooo the happiest women I know are all stay at home moms, and the most miserable women I see are all female lawyers in their 30’s and 40’s, pretending to be girl-boss slay kweens who are either single and alone or dropping the kids off at daycare.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@upstatefederlst Also seems to be missing a certain group
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@upstatefederlst I will die on the hill that no childless person should ever be elected to high office.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@AnthonyCumia Will his father be addressing the media?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@osha3264 @MattWalshBlog Please detail what the current TSA screening model prevents.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@michelemeyer No matter how much you hate your dad you should know he was way more disappointed that you were his child.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@espiers A mere 1,000 plus years of data, the shared experience of mankind, and common sense dictate rejecting that possibility immediately.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@SpectreCloud Most of the DEI lawyers got into law school with 140 LSAT scores…
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@LeftyCrypto They expect me to believe *she* lives with her dad?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@amalranthony @stoolpresidente Thanks for missing the point, Amal!
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@memeticsisyphus Black women are at the bottom of the sexual food chain.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@ZaidJilani @SohrabAhmari Can’t imagine two guys who know more about Americans than “Zaid” and “Sohrab.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@lt_winslow @ChrisExpTheNews From what I’ve read seems he was more interested in the showers after the game…
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@KiaLovesBI So eloquent
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@mattyglesias You seem stuck in Denial. Let me know when you get to Acceptance.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@hilaryagro "drug workers." LMFAO.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@extradeadjcb Sub 140 LSAT
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@rothschildmd You sound like a total f*g. You’re a cocksucker.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Nikotineuser @MysteryGrove Please give me the crucial context that makes importing 20k borderline retarded Haitian immigrants, who don’t speak English or have any skills, are good idea.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@ConsAreCons1 @rustyrockets @Graham__Hancock @adamcarolla @drdrew Anyone who dares question the Current Thing™️ is right wing no one denies this.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Sturgeons_Law Felony Murder does not require intent. Just an FYI.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@ajlamesa Hmmmm cannot quite identify what’s missing from that video compared to our subways… a true mystery…
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@DarnelSugarfoo Hospitals should be in quotation marks. “Hospitals.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@JonLemire You mean like when he called a voter fat and called another a lying dog faced pony soldier?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@StellaInForest Why do so many women have kids out of wedlock? Just so trashy.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@abughazalehkat Is this broad for real? Or is this a bit?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@ScottMGreer "these mountains do be sneaking up on y'all..."
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@upstatefederlst ACKSHULLY the problem with this alcoholic coke-addict who wants to bang other dudes is that her BF is too old for her...
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@DrAnamorphosis @redsteeze It’s has not, on any level, been “debunked.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@krassenstein @DougBillings @JDVance @CNN @brikeilarcnn Walz himself claimed to be in a war zone you fucking idiot.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@SpiritofPines I’ll take it a step further; not only do babies need moms, kids do not need two dads.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@CaudilloXIV She had sex with Harvey Weinstein.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@KILLTOPARTY Nose rings are a huge red flag and turnoff
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@3mu7yod @chrisgeidner At some point the Trump administration just needs to ignore this stuff. Deport all the dreamers and illegals, block entry from a list of countries, let SCOTUS house them if they are mad. Enough of this junk from judges.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@whstancil @Steve_Sailer @brianbeutler Of course Wil knows about pegging
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@KILLTOPARTY Reddit is what actual fascism looks like. Any post with a thought to the right of the typical blue haired genderqueer pansexual gets downvoted and banned.
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@Sturgeons_Law Is this is a bit?
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@Ravie777 @wanyeburkett It is entirely plausible that Haitian migrants eat domesticated animals. In fact I would wager it has happened in Springfield and it will be corroborated and substantiated early next year, and it will be met with a collective shoulder shrug from the elites.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@___Colb___ Also Garrett being held on every play but not called is not lucky
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@FWPlayboy Is she trying to convince us she is happy, or herself?
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@sbg1 @JaneMayerNYer @eosnos @gtconway3d Have you admitted Kamala wants taxpayers to pay for sex changes for illegals?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@espiers @boriquagato LMFAO it absolutely means reduced standards.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@JonLemire Biden actually said there would be “devastating consequences.” Guess not.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@morninggloria Like you have kids or a husband. LOL.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Tobyboo @claire_goforth @AriDrennen Your pronouns should be “r*tarded/ smooth brained.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@InezFeltscher Lmaooo women are *not* at all, allergic to loser vibes. They are often attracted to them.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@mattyglesias @lcmichaelides She’s prior McKinsey. This is all bullshit.
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@ChrisExpTheNews Kamala and the bar exam
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@SeeJaneMarie @scottperry Not *that* successful, obviously.
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@H_Grove "sometimes maybe overly critical?" UH YA THINK?
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@ShelbyTalcott Two women who owe their entire careers to having sex with older actually famous men.
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@DrTanyaRoth How many genderqueer pansexuals appear in the film?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@MysteryGrove Likely 140 LSAT, shitty law school, failed the bar exam, nothing in her legal career of note she’s fucking dumb
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@upstatefederlst They also lie and distort and misrepresent evidence
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@NickLaparra We get it- you hate your dad.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@stephenfhayes Norms? What about the norms???!!
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@whstancil Cannot believe you are trying to deny a woman a place in government
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@IsaacDovere "I was born in a middle class family... unburdened by what has been been..."
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@Cadillac @kylematthewsceo What part of his tweet was unclear?
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@Alex_Panetta LMFAO on every level
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@FCNewcastleFan @lporiginalg Shithole country. Filthy.
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@Porter97977215 I practice law with tons of 105 IQs; he finished in the bottom of his class.
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@monacharen Sure. Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
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@strange_george @thedailybeast Hunter is human fucking garbage
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@RichardHanania Eh I genuinely do not care and anyone who does is virtue-signaling.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@SlumRNA_Dog No other successful nation on earth is “multicultural.”
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@baad_kittee @daithaigilbert Huh? What? Girl you seem r*tarded.
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@JamesSurowiecki @hpmcd1 If you like your plan you can keep your plan. -lie If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. - lie I did not have sexual relations with that woman. - lie Masks work. - lie If you get the vaccine you won’t get Covid. - lie Jussie Smollet was lynched. - lie
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@lib_crusher I would pay a million dollars to have Fani Willis explain RICO. I would even give her access to my westlaw account for an hour before hand.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@RichardHanania Obvious 140 LSAT, affirmative action admission into law school.
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@laurenavakapp @jameslineky @niralogy @kateeconway @ryedth @parkerpbutler Is this a bit? The picture on the right has strong “pronouns in bio” vibes. We are doomed. Not a single person on the right can change a flat tire.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@brianstelter Two women who launched their careers by having sex with older celebrity men
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@dik_dak @CBSNews By deporting them not rewarding them.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@punishedmother Ehhhhhh. Not great. And she has the body of a 12 year old boy. Is there something you’re trying to tell us?
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@Bubola @BridgetPhetasy Lol wut? Ppl in real life don’t care how many dudes have been inside prospective partners? Bold take.
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@DukeLaxBro81
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@VoteGloriaJ Can you translate this to English?
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@wasphyxiation LOL he looks like every lesbian in the pacific NW. Drives a subaru.
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